Lets bitch about our wives!!!!!

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  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Noise coming from Speedys... Fap Fap Fap
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Noise coming from Speedys... Fap Fap Fap
    Bahahhahahahah!
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,953
    My bride returns from vacation this evening.
    The house is clean
    The laundry is done
    Dishes are clean

    She is gone for 5 days, and I have come to one conclusion.

    When it comes to maintaining a clean house.
    My wife is a slob!
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    My bride returns from vacation this evening.
    The house is clean
    The laundry is done
    Dishes are clean

    She is gone for 5 days, and I have come to one conclusion.

    When it comes to maintaining a clean house.
    My wife is a slob!
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    AMEN
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    My bride returns from vacation this evening.
    The house is clean
    The laundry is done
    Dishes are clean

    She is gone for 5 days, and I have come to one conclusion.

    When it comes to maintaining a clean house.
    My wife is a slob!
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    AMEN


    and how.
  • guacamolejoe
    guacamolejoe Posts: 2,396
    Dissidentman wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    My bride returns from vacation this evening.
    The house is clean
    The laundry is done
    Dishes are clean

    She is gone for 5 days, and I have come to one conclusion.

    When it comes to maintaining a clean house.
    My wife is a slob!
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


    AMEN

    My wife thinks vacuuming twice a year is enough :lolno: .
    So, What you Giving ?........ (Thanks Speedy, Alesek, & Arq+friends)
    What You Giving

    I suggest you step out on your Porch.
    Run away my son. See it all. Oh, See the World!
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,953
    guacamolejoe wrote:

    My wife thinks vacuuming twice a year is enough :lolno: .
    2-4 times a year, I will go through the house and truly POWER CLEAN. We are talking move all furniture, all pictures are taken down, everything in the house is turned over.

    Kathy acts as if its the end of the World.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • guacamolejoe
    guacamolejoe Posts: 2,396
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    guacamolejoe wrote:

    My wife thinks vacuuming twice a year is enough :lolno: .
    2-4 times a year, I will go through the house and truly POWER CLEAN. We are talking move all furniture, all pictures are taken down, everything in the house is turned over.

    Kathy acts as if its the end of the World.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    It only happens when "her" guests visit :think:
    So, What you Giving ?........ (Thanks Speedy, Alesek, & Arq+friends)
    What You Giving

    I suggest you step out on your Porch.
    Run away my son. See it all. Oh, See the World!
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,953
    guacamolejoe wrote:

    It only happens when "her" guests visit :think:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    I hear ya!!!

    When Kathys family is coming over?
    All of a sudden Kathy remembers were we keep the broom and mop.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,953
    New thread title.

    Carry on!

    :P
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    don't get me started, my god. :fp:
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    :lol::lol:
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,953
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    don't get me started, my god. :fp:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    So she comes back today, I recall. :corn:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,953
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    So she comes back today, I recall. :corn:
    Yes she does.

    The cat will be happy.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    I can't, she took care of me this morning
  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    I can't do this....



    Only because I think there is a character limit....
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Green Circle wrote:
    I can't do this....



    Only because I think there is a character limit....

    :lol:

    I could write a book. or a doctoral thesis for psychiatry
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Green Circle wrote:
    I can't do this....



    Only because I think there is a character limit....

    :lol::lol:

    'character limit' could be taken several ways.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,953
    This mornings conversation.

    SPEEDY: Did you get me a souvenier?
    Kathy: No, I never thought about it.

    :|
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....

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