so i thought i'd hump my dog

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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    :?

    are you a packer fan?
    :nono:
    :lol: go...:....
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    81 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    :?

    are you a packer fan?
    :nono:
    :lol: go...:....[/quo
    You better watch it. I've seen some chicks you've checked out....and my dog is hotter than them :P
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    I think you have me confused with someone
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    have you tried again?
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    lifted, thanks BJ
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    what the holy fuck???
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    norm wrote:
    what the holy fuck???

    Its a training method apparently. Same reason the bunny rabbit's ears are fucked up and the cat is walking funny.
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Ahem...

    Well..
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    norm wrote:
    what the holy fuck???

    Its a training method apparently. Same reason the bunny rabbit's ears are fucked up and the cat is walking funny.

    oh i've heard about it...just didn't think anyone (besides sarah silverman) would actually try it :lol::lol:
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    norm wrote:
    norm wrote:
    what the holy fuck???

    Its a training method apparently. Same reason the bunny rabbit's ears are fucked up and the cat is walking funny.

    oh i've heard about it...just didn't think anyone (besides sarah silverman) would actually try it :lol::lol:

    I was kidding about the beastiality yesterday... but damn, there's something hot about that pic. I dont think it has anything to do with the dog, but rather, maybe its her face. yup, its her face. :corn:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    I was kidding about the beastiality yesterday... but damn, there's something hot about that pic. I dont think it has anything to do with the dog, but rather, maybe its her face. yup, its her face. :corn:

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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    81 wrote:
    I was kidding about the beastiality yesterday... but damn, there's something hot about that pic. I dont think it has anything to do with the dog, but rather, maybe its her face. yup, its her face. :corn:

    Dear Mr. Pistachio,

    I write you today to inform you, I will not be able to work on your music video project. Best of luck going forward,

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    :lol: Does it change anything if i said i was talking about Sara Silverman's face, not the dogs?
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  • mysticweed wrote:
    81 wrote:
    sooooooooooo

    is it a male or female dog :corn:


    it's a male
    i've never needed to stop a female from humping me
    a female dog, that is
    Are you really having this bug an issue that you'd consider
    doing this?!? It doesn't work like that.. PM if you're still having
    this issue.. And I'llhelp you correct it... Sans weirdness.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    mysticweed wrote:
    81 wrote:
    sooooooooooo

    is it a male or female dog :corn:


    it's a male
    i've never needed to stop a female from humping me
    a female dog, that is
    Are you really having this bug an issue that you'd consider
    doing this?!? It doesn't work like that.. PM if you're still having
    this issue.. And I'llhelp you correct it... Sans weirdness.


    I think you should share with everybody if you have a solution. There are many lurkers here, people who aren't even part of the fan club who read this forum. I'd bet there's someone reading this right now hoping you'll share.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
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    i'm scared to even google for pix for this thread. :lol:
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  • Ok.. Here's how you fix this.. In a standing situation..
    When the dog approaches, he will in one of two manners..
    Amorous or assertive.. And just because it starts out assertive
    Does NOT mean it will remain so. For an amorous advance...
    In a standing ( human) position. The dog will advance almost
    agressively staring at the object he intends to hump..
    Usually a leg. Just before he gets to it, he'll pause a second and sniff.
    You have to catch the dog on the advance and up to the sniff.. You
    Advance forward telling the dog no. Demand he either sit or lie
    Down. Lying down is best because it's a more vulnerable
    Position. Everytime the dog gets up, re command the order to lie
    down.. Once you feel the dog is calm and back to sorts,
    Allow them to get up.

    Sitting. If you are sitting and your dog advances on you Amorously,
    Stand up and repeat the above steps.

    For an agressive or assertive advance.. YOUmove forward.
    Back the dog up. Then command a sit or down. Again
    Do not let him move Til you say so.. Also.. Practice border stays.
    When you go in it out of the house.. The dog must remain
    At the door till you say he can move. You always go in first,
    You ways go out first. Even when my dogs are going out into
    The backyard alone.. I make them wait for varying times.. Then
    Allow them to exit or enter.. This establishes them following
    You. Good luck!!
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Ok.. Here's how you fix this.. In a standing situation..
    When the dog approaches, he will in one of two manners..
    Amorous or assertive.. And just because it starts out assertive
    Does NOT mean it will remain so. For an amorous advance...
    In a standing ( human) position. The dog will advance almost
    agressively staring at the object he intends to hump..
    Usually a leg. Just before he gets to it, he'll pause a second and sniff.
    You have to catch the dog on the advance and up to the sniff.. You
    Advance forward telling the dog no. Demand he either sit or lie
    Down. Lying down is best because it's a more vulnerable
    Position. Everytime the dog gets up, re command the order to lie
    down.. Once you feel the dog is calm and back to sorts,
    Allow them to get up.

    Sitting. If you are sitting and your dog advances on you Amorously,
    Stand up and repeat the above steps.

    For an agressive or assertive advance.. YOUmove forward.
    Back the dog up. Then command a sit or down. Again
    Do not let him move Til you say so.. Also.. Practice border stays.
    When you go in it out of the house.. The dog must remain
    At the door till you say he can move. You always go in first,
    You ways go out first. Even when my dogs are going out into
    The backyard alone.. I make them wait for varying times.. Then
    Allow them to exit or enter.. This establishes them following
    You. Good luck!!


    I hope my wife never reads this! :lol:
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Ok.. Here's how you fix this.. In a standing situation..
    When the dog approaches, he will in one of two manners..
    Amorous or assertive.. And just because it starts out assertive
    Does NOT mean it will remain so. For an amorous advance...
    In a standing ( human) position. The dog will advance almost
    agressively staring at the object he intends to hump..
    Usually a leg. Just before he gets to it, he'll pause a second and sniff.
    You have to catch the dog on the advance and up to the sniff.. You
    Advance forward telling the dog no. Demand he either sit or lie
    Down. Lying down is best because it's a more vulnerable
    Position. Everytime the dog gets up, re command the order to lie
    down.. Once you feel the dog is calm and back to sorts,
    Allow them to get up.

    Sitting. If you are sitting and your dog advances on you Amorously,
    Stand up and repeat the above steps.

    For an agressive or assertive advance.. YOUmove forward.
    Back the dog up. Then command a sit or down. Again
    Do not let him move Til you say so.. Also.. Practice border stays.
    When you go in it out of the house.. The dog must remain
    At the door till you say he can move. You always go in first,
    You ways go out first. Even when my dogs are going out into
    The backyard alone.. I make them wait for varying times.. Then
    Allow them to exit or enter.. This establishes them following
    You. Good luck!!


    I hope my wife never reads this! :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol: "Down boy!" doesnt work? :P
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158


    I hope my wife never reads this! :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol: "Down boy!" doesnt work? :P[/quote]

    Nothing Works, that's what she's there for.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    Ok.. Here's how you fix this.. In a standing situation..
    When the dog approaches, he will in one of two manners..
    Amorous or assertive.. And just because it starts out assertive
    Does NOT mean it will remain so. For an amorous advance...
    In a standing ( human) position. The dog will advance almost
    agressively staring at the object he intends to hump..
    Usually a leg. Just before he gets to it, he'll pause a second and sniff.
    You have to catch the dog on the advance and up to the sniff.. You
    Advance forward telling the dog no. Demand he either sit or lie
    Down. Lying down is best because it's a more vulnerable
    Position. Everytime the dog gets up, re command the order to lie
    down.. Once you feel the dog is calm and back to sorts,
    Allow them to get up.

    Sitting. If you are sitting and your dog advances on you Amorously,
    Stand up and repeat the above steps.

    For an agressive or assertive advance.. YOUmove forward.
    Back the dog up. Then command a sit or down. Again
    Do not let him move Til you say so.. Also.. Practice border stays.
    When you go in it out of the house.. The dog must remain
    At the door till you say he can move. You always go in first,
    You ways go out first. Even when my dogs are going out into
    The backyard alone.. I make them wait for varying times.. Then
    Allow them to exit or enter.. This establishes them following
    You. Good luck!!


    I hope my wife never reads this! :lol:

    It's a how-to guide!!!!


    I really need to stop looking at this thread :fp:
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