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so i thought i'd hump my dog

mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
edited April 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
saw a guy do this once
to establish dominance
looked very weird then
and it was waaaaaaaaaay too weird for me

didn't phase my dog except to play harder - so to speak

later i accidentally winged the leash latch upside my head
and cut myself trimming my nails

i swear the dog laughed
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

"what a long, strange trip it's been"
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    :?

    are you a packer fan?
    81 is now off the air

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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Im not sure I understand. Pix?
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Im not sure I understand. Pix?

    please, for the love of god, no!
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Im not sure I understand. Pix?

    i think i understand, and i don't want pix :?
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    <insert inappropriate joke for all ages forum here>
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    300.jpg?1281547827
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    oh, like Im the only one into bestiality in here. :?
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    oh, like Im the only one into bestiality in here. :?

    define beast
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    81 wrote:
    :?

    are you a packer fan?


    you and the animal banging/humping packer fan jokes
    are you overcompensating for something????
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    oh, like Im the only one into bestiality in here. :?


    Depends on the Breed
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    oh, like Im the only one into bestiality in here. :?

    define beast

    technically, johnny said BESTiality...he's into being the BEST...not 'beast'.

    ...at least that's what I gather... :?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    mysticweed wrote:
    81 wrote:
    :?

    are you a packer fan?


    you and the animal banging/humping packer fan jokes
    are you overcompensating for something????

    i'm not the one humping a dog. :?
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    81 wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    oh, like Im the only one into bestiality in here. :?

    define beast

    Good point. I think BinauralJam might be part Sasquatch. :P
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    81 wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    oh, like Im the only one into bestiality in here. :?

    define beast

    technically, johnny said BESTiality...he's into being the BEST...not 'beast'.

    ...at least that's what I gather... :?

    :lol::lol::lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    81 wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    oh, like Im the only one into bestiality in here. :?

    define beast

    Good point. I think BinauralJam might be part Sasquatch. :P

    the long lost cousin of the monkey
    81 is now off the air

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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    RKCNDY wrote:
    81 wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    oh, like Im the only one into bestiality in here. :?

    define beast

    technically, johnny said BESTiality...he's into being the BEST...not 'beast'.

    ...at least that's what I gather... :?

    :lol: Oops, I got this and the Kate upton thread all mixed up! ;)
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    BinauralJam wrote:
    300.jpg?1281547827


    :sick:

    this reminds me of wilfred
    he was being abused by some guy with p-nut-butt
    er

    couldn't watch it after that
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    81 wrote:
    Good point. I think BinauralJam might be part Sasquatch. :P

    the long lost cousin of the monkey[/quote]


    i'm technically 98.2% human
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    sooooooooooo

    is it a male or female dog :corn:
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    81 wrote:
    mysticweed wrote:
    81 wrote:
    :?

    are you a packer fan?


    you and the animal banging/humping packer fan jokes
    are you overcompensating for something????

    i'm not the one humping a dog. :?

    for the record i used my leg and not my
    essence
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    mysticweed wrote:
    for the record i used my leg and not my
    essence

    define leg and essence
    81 is now off the air

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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    81 wrote:
    sooooooooooo

    is it a male or female dog :corn:


    it's a male
    i've never needed to stop a female from humping me
    a female dog, that is
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    mysticweed wrote:
    for the record i used my leg and not my
    essence


    :corn: Yes, and then what happened?
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    mysticweed wrote:
    81 wrote:
    sooooooooooo

    is it a male or female dog :corn:


    it's a male
    i've never needed to stop a female from humping me
    a female dog, that is


    not that there's anything wrong with that
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    mysticweed wrote:
    81 wrote:
    sooooooooooo

    is it a male or female dog :corn:


    it's a male
    i've never needed to stop a female from humping me
    a female dog, that is

    sooooooooo

    was that "leg" securely attached.
    81 is now off the air

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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    yes . . .
    both are
    and they are attached right at my
    essence
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    mysticweed wrote:
    yes . . .
    both are
    and they are attached right at my
    essence

    :shock:
    The things I learn in this place. ie: décolletage, and now... essence.

    Why does this remind me of a scene from the movie Boomerang? :lol:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    I'd better PM it instead.
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    81 wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Im not sure I understand. Pix?

    i think i understand, and i don't want pix :?

    ^^^
    :geek:
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    81 wrote:
    :?

    are you a packer fan?
    :nono:
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