Bagels

Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,090
edited March 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Only bagels that qualify as bagels are:

Plain
Onion
Sesame
Poppy
Garlic
Everything
Salt
Egg
Pumpernickel

Anything else is a circuital muffin.

Thank You

PJ Rabbi
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not.Posts: 58,276
    i reject your bagel definitions
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,090
    81 wrote:
    i reject your bagel definitions
    So did Martin Luther.
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,669
    Only bagels that qualify as bagels are:

    Plain
    Onion
    Sesame
    Poppy
    Garlic

    Anything else is a circuital muffin.

    Thank You

    PJ Rabbi

    what about b,c,d, and e
    'everything" bagels are the best
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,090
    mysticweed wrote:
    Only bagels that qualify as bagels are:

    Plain
    Onion
    Sesame
    Poppy
    Garlic

    Anything else is a circuital muffin.

    Thank You

    PJ Rabbi

    what about b,c,d, and e
    'everything" bagels are the best
    Apologies, was just coming back to amend...

    Everything bagels are the shit.
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not.Posts: 58,276
    is cream cheese acceptable on a jewish defined bagel?
    81 is now off the air

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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    My cinnamon swirl bagel was no muffin. It had no muffin top! And it was certainly more delicious than a stump. Thus, bagel.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 13,689
    While basically a pretzel, salt bagels should make the list.

    And egg bagels should be near the top. Also, pumpernickel.

    OK, I'm done.

    Signed,
    This Goy
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,090
    81 wrote:
    is cream cheese acceptable on a jewish defined bagel?
    It's welcomed warmly.
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not.Posts: 58,276
    kw18 wrote:
    My cinnamon swirl bagel was no muffin. It had no muffin top! And it was certainly more delicious than a stump. Thus, bagel.

    the french toast bagel is always my go to bagel.
    81 is now off the air

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  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 13,689
    81 wrote:
    is cream cheese acceptable on a jewish defined bagel?

    No, but a schmear is. :mrgreen:
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,090
    dankind wrote:
    While basically a pretzel, salt bagels should make the list.

    And egg bagels should be near the top. Also, pumpernickel.

    OK, I'm done.

    Signed,
    This Goy
    Agreed, your jew for a day pass approved.
    I will ammend.
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not.Posts: 58,276
    I will ammend.

    that is alot of ammending, i'm not sure you are qualified
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,376
    "circuital muffin"

    :lol: :lol:

    Do I have permission to use this term?
  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 13,689
    dankind wrote:
    While basically a pretzel, salt bagels should make the list.

    And egg bagels should be near the top. Also, pumpernickel.

    OK, I'm done.

    Signed,
    This Goy
    Agreed, your jew for a day pass approved.
    I will ammend.

    Father's side. It didn't take. Neither did whatever the hell my mom is, for that matter.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    dankind wrote:
    While basically a pretzel, salt bagels should make the list.

    And egg bagels should be near the top. Also, pumpernickel.

    OK, I'm done.

    Signed,
    This Goy

    If a pretzel gets on the list of pre-approved bagels, my cinnamon swirl gets on the list, dammit!
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb placePosts: 12,622
    I am partial to the egg variety myself.

    and nothing like getting a genuine NYC bagel loaded with olive cream cheese.
  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 13,689
    kw18 wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    While basically a pretzel, salt bagels should make the list.

    And egg bagels should be near the top. Also, pumpernickel.

    OK, I'm done.

    Signed,
    This Goy

    If a pretzel gets on the list of pre-approved bagels, my cinnamon swirl gets on the list, dammit!

    Sorry, I'm with the rabbi on this one. And I love me some cinnamon raisin circuital muffins. It just feels weird calling them a bagel.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    I have not lived I guess, never had a pumpernickel bagel
    I must search these out...

    sorry I vote everything bagel myself with lots of lox... o m g!
    don't forget the capers 8-)

    "Judge yourself if you feel the need
    Just let me known to be
    In search of the truth myself
    There is a drop of blood on the ground
    And it seems to me that it's not my kind
    And I can't be sure if its yours or mine."
  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    dankind wrote:
    kw18 wrote:
    dankind wrote:
    While basically a pretzel, salt bagels should make the list.

    And egg bagels should be near the top. Also, pumpernickel.

    OK, I'm done.

    Signed,
    This Goy

    If a pretzel gets on the list of pre-approved bagels, my cinnamon swirl gets on the list, dammit!

    Sorry, I'm with the rabbi on this one. And I love me some cinnamon raisin circuital muffins. It just feels weird calling them a bagel.

    Bah. You're all nuts. What'd cinnamon ever do to you? Buncha bagel elitist, I tell ya.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,669
    dankind wrote:
    81 wrote:
    is cream cheese acceptable on a jewish defined bagel?

    No, but a schmear is. :mrgreen:


    :lol:
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WAPosts: 31,010
    ***sits in the corner eating a jalapeno bagel-because a jalapeno muffin is just wrong***
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,090
    RKCNDY wrote:
    ***sits in the corner eating a jalapeno bagel-because a jalapeno muffin is just wrong***
    Jalapeno circuital muffin
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,090
    "circuital muffin"

    :lol: :lol:

    Do I have permission to use this term?
    Of course.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WAPosts: 31,010
    :|

    Fine, gimmie a poppy seed, gives me something to do later too...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    I think this thread is brilliant
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    Hey God, there's nothing left for me to hide. I lost my ignorance, security and pride.
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  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Temple of the catPosts: 14,062
    What is an egg bagel?

    I tried a salt bagel here, but it had sweet dough. Man, that was awful ...

    I love cinnamon raisin bagels, and sometimes the ones with blueberry (yep, they are bagels to me). Everything else is better when it's bread :P 8-)
  • hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of foreverPosts: 19,613
    I think this thread is brilliant
    Hell yeah.

    I'm partial to either a water or garlic bagel with cream cheese, lox and red onion.

    *Homer drool*

    Damn you all! Our office's Friday morning bagels aren't getting here for another couple hours.
  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 13,689
    The fuck is a flagel?
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    dankind wrote:
    The fuck is a flagel?

    I'm guessing it's a flax seed bagel
    1c23PJM
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    A flat bagel?

    A fruit bagel?

    :think:
    1c23PJM
    Hey God, there's nothing left for me to hide. I lost my ignorance, security and pride.
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