As a Wisconsinite I have to say I am very disappointed in the other 49 states. :nono:
Doing my part here in Wisconsin! Plan on binge drinking ALL WEEK!!!
On a side note, papa taught my kids one of their favorite games when they were young- how to sling shot the empties onto the roof using the clothes line
Nana and papa also used to pay the kids a quarter to fetch everyone beers as we all sat around in the garage drinking the summer away!
On a side note, papa taught my kids one of their favorite games when they were young- how to sling shot the empties onto the roof using the clothes line
Nana and papa also used to pay the kids a quarter to fetch everyone beers as we all sat around in the garage drinking the summer away!
Yes the sole purpose of having kids in Wisconsin is to have them mow the lawn, shovel the driveway, pickup the dog crap and most importantly fetch beers.
For the record...the article discusses the Irish and then says who else will we bring to the party! I am assuming that we rule the world of drinkers and therefore are automatically excluded from this top ten as it would be like asking who is the worlds number one Chuck Norris...and excluding Chuck Norris.....its just an unfair question and therefore its a top ten excluding the Irish!
Wisconsin
> Per capita consumption: 36.2 gallons
> Total consumption: 149,651,260 gallons (12th highest)
> Pct. change in consumption '03-'11: -6.9% (24th lowest)
> Pct. binge drinkers: 24.3% (the highest)
> Population density: 105.5/sq. mile (24th highest)
Wisconsin is home to the Miller Brewing Company and a host of microbreweries — the state has 112 breweries, more than all states except four. But along with the breweries, there are a fair share of imbibers. Nearly one in every four Wisconsinites is considered a binge drinker, while nearly one in 10 residents is considered a heavy drinker. Both of those figures are higher than in any other state in the U.S. In 2011, more than 67% of the state's population had a drink in any given month, the highest rate in the country.
Rednecks rule the beer drinking world. Many drunks believe since there is water in beer already... You are kinda drinking water. And we have drive through liquor/alcohol slushie stores??? Why leave the car when you are drinking?
For the record...the article discusses the Irish and then says who else will we bring to the party! I am assuming that we rule the world of drinkers and therefore are automatically excluded from this top ten as it would be like asking who is the worlds number one Chuck Norris...and excluding Chuck Norris.....its just an unfair question and therefore its a top ten excluding the Irish!
And we have drive through liquor/alcohol slushie stores??? Why leave the car when you are drinking?
We have 4 drive through liquor stores, best invention ever!
where is that, Texas?
Good guess! Where else do you get that kinda of service. It's legal because they put a piece of tape over the open container. 3 $ for a 32 oz margarita.
Good guess! Where else do you get that kinda of service. It's legal because they put a piece of tape over the open container. 3 $ for a 32 oz margarita.
We have 4 drive through liquor stores, best invention ever!
where is that, Texas?
Good guess! Where else do you get that kinda of service. It's legal because they put a piece of tape over the open container. 3 $ for a 32 oz margarita.
Its the only state Ive ever heard of that in.
A piece of tape makes it legal. Might as well make it legal as long as your hand is covering it.
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I'm in too.
I've never made frozen margaritas, but I'm gonna give it a try this weekend I think..
Step Ya Game Up!!
This is list is fucked though. Canada isnt on there? The only people that can keep up with Wisconsinites are Canadians.
Doing my part here in Wisconsin! Plan on binge drinking ALL WEEK!!!
On a side note, papa taught my kids one of their favorite games when they were young- how to sling shot the empties onto the roof using the clothes line
Nana and papa also used to pay the kids a quarter to fetch everyone beers as we all sat around in the garage drinking the summer away!
:?
Yes the sole purpose of having kids in Wisconsin is to have them mow the lawn, shovel the driveway, pickup the dog crap and most importantly fetch beers.
Whose idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
"Unlikely as it seems for a country where culture usually refers to something that grows in the folds of discarded sportswear, "
Wisconsin
> Per capita consumption: 36.2 gallons
> Total consumption: 149,651,260 gallons (12th highest)
> Pct. change in consumption '03-'11: -6.9% (24th lowest)
> Pct. binge drinkers: 24.3% (the highest)
> Population density: 105.5/sq. mile (24th highest)
Wisconsin is home to the Miller Brewing Company and a host of microbreweries — the state has 112 breweries, more than all states except four. But along with the breweries, there are a fair share of imbibers. Nearly one in every four Wisconsinites is considered a binge drinker, while nearly one in 10 residents is considered a heavy drinker. Both of those figures are higher than in any other state in the U.S. In 2011, more than 67% of the state's population had a drink in any given month, the highest rate in the country.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/bus ... s/1627621/
Rednecks rule the beer drinking world. Many drunks believe since there is water in beer already... You are kinda drinking water. And we have drive through liquor/alcohol slushie stores??? Why leave the car when you are drinking?
Germany and Russia can knock it back.
Ireland should be #1
:think: Excellent point.
We have 4 drive through liquor stores, best invention ever!
where is that, Texas?
Wisconsin! Best drinkers in the world!
Good guess! Where else do you get that kinda of service. It's legal because they put a piece of tape over the open container. 3 $ for a 32 oz margarita.
That's awesome!
Its the only state Ive ever heard of that in.
A piece of tape makes it legal.
Seriously I have no idea what the author means with that statement. :?
Sarcasm?
Buy a Margarita? I'm too much.... too drive to the drive through.