Shoplifting

Eraserhead · February 26

Haw haw!

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2-feign-reluctance · February 27

When I was 12 I shoplifted baseball cards and got caught. Other than shooting out a neighbor's sliding glass door windows with a pellet gun at age 10, that's the extent of my trouble with the law.

tempo_n_groove · February 27

2-feign-reluctance said:

When I was 12 I shoplifted baseball cards and got caught. Other than shooting out a neighbor's sliding glass door windows with a pellet gun at age 10, that's the extent of my trouble with the law.

Trouble with the law and getting caught is different than robbing places and not getting caught, lol.

Loujoe · February 27

Do tell^^^

lastexitlondon · February 28

The old 5 finger discount

brianlux · February 28

My only crime (somewhere around 1973) was stealing a few bales of broken down cardboard from behind a grocery store . A friend of mine convinced young and gullible me that we would be doing them a favor by hauling it off, and we could get beer money for it from the recycling center. I actually had to go into the station and talk to a detective and then go to court. I was mercifully let off with with a stern warning and a load of utter and complete humiliation.

tempo_n_groove · February 28

Loujoe said:

Do tell^^^

Why would I tell you what I didn't get caught for, lol?

Loujoe · February 28

Smart...Statute of limitations? Diplomatic immunity? Hey it was like crazy cabbie bragging about not paying his taxes. Pretty sure he got locked up.

Shoplifting

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