Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

threefish10

Oz Jammer wrote:

Yeah Ed knows (not sure about the rest of the guys) but pretty sure MR's trying to take Ed for a surf and then there's soundcheck, so chances of the guys showing up are very, very slim.

Ed also told MR that he'll try to get some more stuff for the pre-show but he can't promise anything because his memory is poor and he'll probably forget

Everyday i am regretting my decision not to go to newy. The show hasn't even happened and i'm kicking myself, and i have a feeling that after the EPIC set they are gonna put on i'm gonna cry myself to sleep for a few days after the show.

ZiggyStar

E.K wrote:

Nah... there are too many poisonous sea creatures in the water and Ed won't be able to surf there. They're moving to Byron Bay where all the cool people live and the surf is the best. I'm probably going to be living up near there in a year or two.

Nah....Ed's soon going to realise that he hates surfing and would prefer to live somewhere where you can't put your big toe in the water between November and May and where you have to be sure that no crocodiles are at the fresh water swimming holes! He's going to love it here! Can't you tell?!?

Okay. He'll move to Byron Bay but he'll have a holiday home up north here and spend a few months a year here. Then I'll be looking up all my real estate contacts and trying to buy the house next door! Oh shit yeah! It's all planned now!

threefish10

ZiggyStar wrote:

Nah....they'd never do it. Too risky -- unless they had HEAPS of security....but I still don't think they'd put themselves in a situation where there is a couple of hundred "true" fans and they're just walking around willy nilly. All it takes it one looney to fuck it for everyone -- one dickhead to run over and jump on Ed or something and they'd be like "see yas!"

Ed's 2 personal guards are pretty good at what they do. and they are massive, i was scared even looking at the dudes in brissie. And i'm sure ed has been in worse places then a pre-show at newy.

ZiggyStar

threefish10 wrote:

Everyday i am regretting my decision not to go to newy. The show hasn't even happened and i'm kicking myself, and i have a feeling that after the EPIC set they are gonna put on i'm gonna cry myself to sleep for a few days after the show.

Me too....me too. But at least I had a reason (the new shop and being broke as hell and not having the time!). What's your bloody reason??? YOU IDIOT!!!

threefish10

ZiggyStar wrote:

What's your bloody reason??? YOU IDIOT!!!

Mainly i'm lazy, and the world's biggest fucking dumbarse moron dickhead.

Oz Jammer

E.K wrote:

Nah... there are too many poisonous sea creatures in the water and Ed won't be able to surf there. They're moving to Byron Bay where all the cool people live and the surf is the best. I'm probably going to be living up near there in a year or two.

I doubt it
Part one and two of my grand plan has gone perfectly. Now to get the ball in motion for the other parts.

ROB'S GRAND PLAN TO KEEP PEARL JAM IN NEWCASTLE

PART 1 - Get The Guys To Newcastle
PART 2 - Gain The Trust Of At Least 1 Band Member
PART 3 - Let Them Play The Best Show Of The Australian Tour In Newcastle
PART 4 - Meet Them Backstage
PART 5 - Slip 'Mickeys' Into Their Drinks
PART 6 - Tie Them Up And Place Them In A Little Shack On The Beach And Get Them To Play For Free For Me And My Friends In Return For Food




(If you're reading this Kat, I'm only joking)

ZiggyStar

threefish10 wrote:

Mainly i'm lazy, and the world's biggest fucking dumbarse moron dickhead.

**NODS**

I really wish I could....if I could I would but there is no way I can. No way at all unfortunately. MAkes me fucking ANGRY!!!!! :mad:

E.K

ZiggyStar wrote:

Nah....Ed's soon going to realise that he hates surfing and would prefer to live somewhere where you can't put your big toe in the water between November and May and where you have to be sure that no crocodiles are at the fresh water swimming holes! He's going to love it here! Can't you tell?!?

Okay. He'll move to Byron Bay but he'll have a holiday home up north here and spend a few months a year here. Then I'll be looking up all my real estate contacts and trying to buy the house next door! Oh shit yeah! It's all planned now!

Too late. We're building our house near Byron Bay next year and I've just rung the builders and had the house plans revised to include a luxury bedroom which has the initials EV and a star on the door. Ed can come and stay at my place whenever he pleases and entertain us every evening with all my favourite acoustic PJ tracks and when I'm not home he can sing to my two pet budgerigars ...

Oz Jammer

There's still limited tix available for Newcastle

ZiggyStar

Oz Jammer wrote:

PART 3 - Let Them Play The Best Show Of The Australian Tour In Newcastle

LOL!

I hope they play just all classics like Alive, Betterman, Black, Jeremy, Even Flow, Animal (heaps of the songs I heard TWICE at Brisbane 1 and 2)....and no good stuff like Long Road or Red Mosquito or Hail Hail or I Got Shit!

Then I won't be as sad! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I'm a bitch, aren't I?!?

Oz Jammer

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'm a bitch, aren't I?!?

Understatement of the century

E.K

Oz Jammer wrote:

I doubt it
Part one and two of my grand plan has gone perfectly. Now to get the ball in motion for the other parts.

ROB'S GRAND PLAN TO KEEP PEARL JAM IN NEWCASTLE

PART 1 - Get The Guys To Newcastle
PART 2 - Gain The Trust Of At Least 1 Band Member
PART 3 - Let Them Play The Best Show Of The Australian Tour In Newcastle
PART 4 - Meet Them Backstage
PART 5 - Slip 'Mickeys' Into Their Drinks
PART 6 - Tie Them Up And Place Them In A Little Shack On The Beach And Get Them To Play For Free For Me And My Friends In Return For Food




(If you're reading this Kat, I'm only joking)

Duuude ... I hate to be rude but Newcastle is kind of boring. The beaches are nice and all but everytime we drive up there, I'm looking at my watch and saying "is it time to go back to Sydney yet?".

Glad you got your show up there, though.

ZiggyStar

Does anyone think they're doubling/tripling up on a few too many songs this tour?

Like, I heard HEAPS of songs at Brisbane 1 that I heard again Brisbane 2. And Given to Fly seems to be being played A LOT this year. I just found that a bit strange. I thought they changed their set lists up more than that.

ZiggyStar

Oz Jammer wrote:

Understatement of the century

LMAO!!!

Oz Jammer

E.K wrote:

The beaches are nice and all

What else does Ed need. Plus we've got the Hunter Valley Vineyards only 3o mins away.

Ed would love it here. Surfing and drinking. What a life he'd have

ozpjman

Hi All

Would normally post this over at lifewasted but it's down at the moment.

Anywayz, as of yesterday I have 1 spare ticket to the third show in Melbourne. The guy who originally had it wrote-off his car yesterday and now can't afford to go.

Details of the ticket.

Enter Door 17 (Stone's side, on the side)
Row G - Whch is 7 rows from the front.

Ticket is for face value $100.

Given the show is tomorrow, please sms or ring me on 0403325448 if you want the ticket or have any questions.

We can arrange a time and place for pickup/payment of the ticket, currently shacked up in an apartment in Melbourne CBD.

Thanks

Jim

ZiggyStar

ozpjman wrote:

Hi All

Would normally post this over at lifewasted but it's down at the moment.

Anywayz, as of yesterday I have 1 spare ticket to the third show in Melbourne. The guy who originally had it wrote-off his car yesterday and now can't afford to go.

Details of the ticket.

Enter Door 17 (Stone's side, on the side)
Row G - Whch is 7 rows from the front.

Ticket is for face value $100.

Given the show is tomorrow, please sms or ring me on 0403325448 if you want the ticket or have any questions.

We can arrange a time and place for pickup/payment of the ticket, currently shacked up in an apartment in Melbourne CBD.

Thanks

Jim

HI JIM! I lost you after Brisbane 1. Went to the toilet and -- GONE!

Why did they do a break between the 3 nights? Maybe the old men can't handle 3 in a row anymore! **shakes head in disgust**

E.K

Oz Jammer wrote:

What else does Ed need. Plus we've got the Hunter Valley Vineyards only 3o mins away.

Ed would love it here. Surfing and drinking. What a life he'd have

Damn, you've got me there .. as much good Cabernet as he could possibly drink would probably suck him in. Hmmmm... never mind the house up near Byron ... I'm opening a winery near Newcastle ...

Oz Jammer

See you all later guys. I have to go to work :(

I wonder (if Ed remembers) what other stuff he's going to donate for the pre-show.

Gonna play that tambourine all night long when i get it

ZiggyStar

Oz Jammer wrote:

Gonna play that tambourine all night long when i get it

And you get drunk and go off and then you accidently put your hand through it! OH FUCK!!!!! :eek: