Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • so why doesnt your missus crack the shits, with comments like that? :eek:
    You're joking, right??
  • you should all be proud of your sense of humours haha :)

    might have better luck here than emails! will the posters be under a particular section on the goods page? all those pages on the Porch scare me
    in the 'specials' section hun :)
    Are you going to keep us company?

    C'mon people.....the more of us getting mystery posters, the more chance at least one of us will get one that one of us wants :D
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    You're joking, right??
    okay, so if I said something like that, that Ozpjman posted, my husband would probably throw the computer in the bin.

    Im not joking unfortunately :(
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ozpjman wrote:
    1. She knows my sense of humour, which has absolutely no intention other than a bit of a chuckle.

    2. She's not really a PJ fan, and never ventures into here anyway. If she did, see point 1.

    3. Considering the smutty levels this thread is constantly in while I am not here, my comment was probably one of the tamer ones posted.

    4. If she did crack the shits, (Mr T voice) she'd MEET MY FRIEND PAAAIIIN!! (Too far with that one???)

    LMAO :eek:

    does it help to say i touched your hotel pillow case?

    but Eddie did too.. now it gets interesting :eek:
    wah
  • ozpjman wrote:
    1. She knows my sense of humour, which has absolutely no intention other than a bit of a chuckle.

    2. She's not really a PJ fan, and never ventures into here anyway. If she did, see point 1.

    3. Considering the smutty levels this thread is constantly in while I am not here, my comment was probably one of the tamer ones posted.

    4. If she did crack the shits, (Mr T voice) she'd MEET MY FRIEND PAAAIIIN!! (Too far with that one???)
    LOL! OMG! If Glenn took everything I say in here seriously (and he reads every post!!) I would have been divorced a LONG time ago :eek: :D
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    yeh Kylie i'll try stay up, depends on how things are..

    :)

    just the 1 i'm after, if anything else comes up someone would like i'd be happy to trade
    wah
  • okay, so if I said something like that, that Ozpjman posted, my husband would probably throw the computer in the bin.

    Im not joking unfortunately :(
    Yeah....we know what your hubby would do :(....I meant are you joking about Ozpjman saying it?
  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    okay, so if I said something like that, that Ozpjman posted, my husband would probably throw the computer in the bin.

    Im not joking unfortunately :(

    I see your point 100%, I guess it really depends on the person, so no need to justify yourself.

    If I ever cross the line with anyone in here, I want to be told straight away, that way I can unreservedly apologise. Some might see homour, others might see potential issues, understandable.

    My comment was meant in jest, with absolutely no intent to offend or cause angst. I guess writing it out leaves the interpretation to the individual, and while my wife may frown upon the comment, or more accurately give a roll of the eyes, she knows there is no intent there other than a bit of a laugh.
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • LMAO :eek

    does it help to say i touched your hotel pillow case?

    but Eddie did too.. now it gets interesting :eek:
    You have a bit of a thing for mens hotel room pillow cases, don't you ;) :eek:

    Which 'Eddie' are you talking about? :eek: ;)
  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    LMAO :eek:

    does it help to say i touched your hotel pillow case?

    but Eddie did too.. now it gets interesting :eek:

    Not only touched, but took a sniff to see if you could smell Eddie on it?? :eek::eek::eek:
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • ozpjman wrote:
    I see your point 100%, I guess it really depends on the person, so no need to justify yourself.

    If I ever cross the line with anyone in here, I want to be told straight away, that way I can unreservedly apologise. Some might see homour, others might see potential issues, understandable.

    My comment was meant in jest, with absolutely no intent to offend or cause angst. I guess writing it out leaves the interpretation to the individual, and while my wife may frown upon the comment, or more accurately give a roll of the eyes, she knows there is no intent there other than a bit of a laugh.
    So......do you still need me to "wake you with pleasure" tonight, or are you gonna stay up? (pardon the pun ;) )
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ozpjman wrote:
    Not only touched, but took a sniff to see if you could smell Eddie on it?? :eek::eek::eek:

    OMG :eek:

    was hoping you didn't remember that.. :eek:



    *runs*
    wah
  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    You have a bit of a thing for mens hotel room pillow cases, don't you ;) :eek:

    Which 'Eddie' are you talking about? :eek: ;)

    THE Eddie, my Adelaide Satans Bed pillowcase. He pitched it back baseball style, into the waiting arms of Stell (fire up, I used a name you hate), who proceeded to sniff the pillowcase for Eddie juice (sweat) and gave it back to me.

    Ahh memories
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • ozpjman wrote:
    Not only touched, but took a sniff to see if you could smell Eddie on it?? :eek::eek::eek:
    :eek:







    [size=-8]bzzzzzzzzzzzzz[/size]:eek:
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    You have a bit of a thing for mens hotel room pillow cases, don't you ;)

    Which 'Eddie' are you talking about? :eek: ;)

    is this about the wet patch i left on Sam's? :eek:

    haha Eddie VEDDER Kylie, Vedder :eek:
    wah
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ozpjman wrote:
    THE Eddie, my Adelaide Satans Bed pillowcase. He pitched it back baseball style, into the waiting arms of Stell (fire up, I used a name you hate), who proceeded to sniff the pillowcase for Eddie juice (sweat) and gave it back to me.

    Ahh memories
    :eek:







    [size=-8]bzzzzzzzzzzzzz[/size]:eek:


    i'm trying so hard not to pee from laughter :eek:
    wah
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ozpjman wrote:
    Stell (fire up, I used a name you hate)

    aw i can't :(

    it is impossible for me to be mad :eek:
    wah
  • ozpjman
    ozpjman Posts: 872
    So......do you still need me to "wake you with pleasure" tonight, or are you gonna stay up? (pardon the pun ;) )

    You know you do!!!

    I have the phone on vibrate to add to the pleasure...

    Which leads me to condoms. (Great segway)

    For once I would like to turn the condom inside out so it can be ribbed for MY pleasure!!
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • is this about the wet patch i left on Sam's? :eek:

    haha Eddie VEDDER Kylie, Vedder :eek:
    Yes I am :D LMAO!!

    I wonder if Sam kept that pillow case so he could sniff it? :eek:
  • i'm trying so hard not to pee from laughter :eek:
    Hahahaha!

    I think I just DID pee myself :o

    at least I'm warm now :)
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