Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

ZiggyStar

I haven't done my 2005, 2006 or 2007 personal tax.

I haven't done Leigh's 2007 personal tax or 2007 business tax....OR his December 2007 BAS!

So slack.

threefish10

yeah, i'm alright. i've done it a few times. it's an old basketball injury. most of the time it just pops itself back in and it's sore for a few days. but today it didn't go back in so i was sitting in a garden with a water meter sticking up my arse for about an hour waiting for ambos to come drug me up and put it back in for me.

hopefully i'm only out of action for a week. once i can start getting around without crutches i'll be fine.

unless i need surgery to tighten the tendons or whatever, then who knows.

EDIT: yup, the green whistle is good.

DonJon

aus_suz wrote:

LOL....Matts went in on Tuesday for the July 2005 to June 2006......


I need some really good tips how to reduce our taxable income any ideas....???


I hate the ATO........ :(

Buy an investment property and negative gear, dont declare cash, contribute to super, find more deductions, set up a partnership and income ssplit.

The ATO are OK - the staff let them down. You get about 30% helpful and knowledgable, the rest should be working for my mates at Telstra or Comm Bank

ozsmalltowngirl

ZiggyStar wrote:

I haven't done my 2005, 2006 or 2007 personal tax.

I haven't done Leigh's 2007 personal tax or 2007 business tax....OR his December 2007 BAS!

So slack.

Slack indeed! It's not you've got anything else to do

ozsmalltowngirl

threefish10 wrote:

yeah, i'm alright. i've done it a few times. it's an old basketball injury. most of the time it just pops itself back in and it's sore for a few days. but today it didn't go back in so i was sitting in a garden with a water meter sticking up my arse for about an hour waiting for ambos to come drug me up and put it back in for me.

hopefully i'm only out of action for a week. once i can start getting around without crutches i'll be fine.

unless i need surgery to tighten the tendons or whatever, then who knows.

EDIT: yup, the green whistle is good.

Yeah sure....your knee's fine, isn't it Glenn You just didn't wanna remove the water meter!

Come to think of it....did you remove it?? :eek:

yellowled24

threefish10 wrote:

yeah, i'm alright. i've done it a few times. it's an old basketball injury. most of the time it just pops itself back in and it's sore for a few days. but today it didn't go back in so i was sitting in a garden with a water meter sticking up my arse for about an hour waiting for ambos to come drug me up and put it back in for me.

hopefully i'm only out of action for a week. once i can start getting around without crutches i'll be fine.

unless i need surgery to tighten the tendons or whatever, then who knows.

EDIT: yup, the green whistle is good.

Good to hear they gave you the whistle...though cant make the connection with the water meter-arse bit

yellowled24

ZiggyStar wrote:

I haven't done my 2005, 2006 or 2007 personal tax.

I haven't done Leigh's 2007 personal tax or 2007 business tax....OR his December 2007 BAS!

So slack.

:eek: we get fined if we are late with hubbys BAS!!!

We always seem to be behind...plus I feel ripped off that we pay ALOT of tax and yet still our roads are shit and the money goes to stupid dole bludgers (which I was once :eek: )

Samule

yellowled24 wrote:

: stupid dole bludgers (which I was once :eek: )

Now your just Stupid?

threefish10

yellowled24 wrote:

Good to hear they gave you the whistle...though cant make the connection with the water meter-arse bit

ha ha, it's not like i stuck it there as pain relief or anything, it just happen to be where i fell.

i was in the worlds must uncomfortable position. like i fell on a big old water meter sticking out of the ground kinda like this:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3205/2290332131_8859029884.jpg?v=0

and cause i couldn't move cause my knee was all bent out of shape and shit and it hurt like a motherfucker i had to sit on it with one hand holding my knee the other holding myself up from falling of the water meter and snapping my leg in half under my fat weight.

Samule

threefish10 wrote:

ha ha, it's not like i stuck it there as pain relief or anything, it just happen to be where i fell.

i was in the worlds must uncomfortable position. like i fell on a big old water meter sticking out of the ground kinda like this:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3205/2290332131_8859029884.jpg?v=0

and cause i couldn't move cause my knee was all bent out of shape and shit and it hurt like a motherfucker i had to sit on it with one hand holding my knee the other holding myself up from falling of the water meter and snapping my leg in half under my fat weight.

:eek: You must be very very loose to get some of them up your arse.

yellowled24

Samule wrote:

Now your just Stupid?

absolutely....I mean, I dont even use proper grammer or nuthin!
And I still bludge, only im not on the dole anymore, I share my mans wage

threefish10

Samule wrote:

:eek: You must be very very loose to get some of them up your arse.

unfortunately nothing actually went in to the anus. they were just poking me in the arse.

yellowled24

threefish10 wrote:

unfortunately nothing actually went in to the anus. they were just poking me in the arse.

Why unfortunately?? Do you like it up the bum? :eek:

You should really have my sig Fish...it suits you heaps better :D

DonJon

yellowled24 wrote:

absolutely....I mean, I dont even use proper grammer or nuthin!
And I still bludge, only im not on the dole anymore, I share my mans wage

Thats like fine just dont end up like this guy like

Mcam55 Mcam55 is online now
Dissident

i do remember a large balding dude at Camden 1 2006 with like 20 posters within like 10 mins of the gate opening. he was kneeling on the ground like organizing them all getting ready for another multiple purchase.

Samule

threefish10 wrote:

unfortunately nothing actually went in to the anus. they were just poking me in the arse.

Phew, i was gonna ask for your job if something di go up "there"

ozsmalltowngirl

Samule wrote:

Phew, i was gonna ask for your job if something di go up "there"

I just changed my mind for what I'm getting you for your 21st


oh....and.....do you want KY with that? :eek:

yellowled24

I just got the scones outta the oven and they are flat and heavy...also very dense...
Did I let the kids play with it too much?? Am I not destined to be Betty Crocker :(
Blaize doesnt like jam and asked if he could have vegemite on his :eek:

ZiggyStar

Leigh and I looked at our Brisbane 1 2006 photos on the weekend....I forgot how friggin good they are and how close I was! Pumped for a tour again now...

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v643/Susleigh/Pearl%20Jam%20Favourites/

These are my favourites (2 pages).

Samule

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

I just changed my mind for what I'm getting you for your 21st


oh....and.....do you want KY with that? :eek:

Your not gonna get a strap-on to use on me are you?

yellowled24

ZiggyStar wrote:

Leigh and I looked at our Brisbane 1 2006 photos on the weekend....I forgot how friggin good they are and how close I was! Pumped for a tour again now...

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v643/Susleigh/Pearl%20Jam%20Favourites/

These are my favourites (2 pages).

That was a great night!!! I think I can see me and Kaine riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight up the back :)And they dissed Sydney, suck shit