Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    LOL!! :D

    "Hey Glenn, can I have a Whopper, with cheese.....and extra Grandpa sauce?" :eek: :D

    Hahahahahaha...... very funny!!! just because i was the first one to spot the Grandpa sauce, doesn't mean that i have a taste for it :( i was just pointing out something funny dammit!
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Lukin4 wrote:
    Hahahahahaha...... very funny!!! just because i was the first one to spot the Grandpa sauce, doesn't mean that i have a taste for it :( i was just pointing out something funny dammit!
    I bet you're sorry you pointed it out too :D

    and don't knock what you haven't tried ;)
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    I bet you're sorry you pointed it out too :D

    and don't knock what you haven't tried ;)

    Nah, not really..... I was more upset when I couldn't find Grandma Juice on the wine list... ;)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Lukin4 wrote:
    Nah, not really..... I was more upset when I couldn't find Grandma Juice on the wine list... ;)
    :eek: You looked?? :eek:
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    :eek: You looked?? :eek:

    No!!! well, maybe.... :eek:
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Grandpa Eddie’s Gourmet Jamaican Jerk Sauce

    http://grandpaeddiesauce.com/
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Grandpa%20Sauce

    "Mommy.. there's something coming out of grandpa.."
    "It's alright hun, it's just Grandpa Sauce"

    LMFAO!!!!!!
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Grandpa Eddie’s Gourmet Jamaican Jerk Sauce

    http://grandpaeddiesauce.com/

    WOW! :eek:

    "Grandpa Eddie’s goal is to completely satisfy the customer. That’s why extra care is taken to create the perfect Jerk Sauce"

    I bet this guy's a real lady killer.....
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Lukin4 wrote:
    WOW! :eek:

    "Grandpa Eddie’s goal is to completely satisfy the customer. That’s why extra care is taken to create the perfect Jerk Sauce"

    I bet this guy's a real lady killer.....
    Baaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!! OMG! I didn't read that far......My sides are aching!! :D:D:D
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    and it gets worse....

    "...Making jerk sauce is an art and Grandpa Eddie is an artist..."

    looks like i've found my new FB message... :)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Lukin4 wrote:
    and it gets worse....

    "...Making jerk sauce is an art and Grandpa Eddie is an artist..."

    looks like i've found my new FB message... :)

    LMAO!! Yesss.do eet!!!

    "Taste and enjoy the unique burst of tantalizing flavours that bathe the taste buds with total pleasure, and saturate your senses with caresses of warmth as you swallow. " :eek:
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    "Grandpa Eddie is truly committed to a higher standard. IT'S INTEGRITY!"

    It's something alright! how the hell did people find funny stuff like this before google...?
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    LMAO!! Yesss.do eet!!!

    "Taste and enjoy the unique burst of tantalizing flavours that bathe the taste buds with total pleasure, and saturate your senses with caresses of warmth as you swallow. " :eek:

    That's it..... i'm using this line next time i'm receiving oral pleasure!!! :D
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Lukin4 wrote:
    That's it..... i'm using this line next time i'm receiving oral pleasure!!! :D
    [size=+4]BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!![/size]

    I can't believe I'm saying this.....but I wish I could see that!!! How fucken funny would that be!!! and it must be said in a deep, smooth sexy voice :D

    OMG I can't stop laughing now!
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    [size=+4]BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!![/size]

    I can't believe I'm saying this.....but I wish I could see that!!! How fucken funny would that be!!! and it must be said in a deep, smooth sexy voice :D

    OMG I can't stop laughing now!

    Of course.... ala Chef from South Park!!! 1 of 2 things will happen.....

    a. best hummer EVER!!! or

    b. "Woman bites off mans penis!" headline in the next days papers...
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Lukin4 wrote:
    Of course.... ala Chef from South Park!!! 1 of 2 things will happen.....

    a. best hummer EVER!!! or

    b. "Woman bites off mans penis!" headline in the next days papers...
    :eek: I was going to dare you to actually do it....but after reading the second headline possibility....maybe not :o
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    :eek: I was going to dare you to actually do it....but after reading the second headline possibility....maybe not :o

    Oh, i'm doing it!!! Should be in position to deliver the goods on thursday night, so will let you know how it goes!!! ;)
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    What one of the four Woz?? ;)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Lukin4 wrote:
    Oh, i'm doing it!!! Should be in position to deliver the goods on thursday night, so will let you know how it goes!!! ;)
    GREAT!!!!!!! :D and you MUST let me know!!! You can even phone me during, if you wish so I can hear you say it :D :eek: LMAO!!!!
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    GREAT!!!!!!! :D and you MUST let me know!!! You can even phone me during, if you wish so I can hear you say it :D :eek: LMAO!!!!

    my phone has a video camera!!! :eek: might come in useful as evidence, in the event of outcome b....
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