Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    So I wonder if it's something to do with him missing out on wet dreams :( What he lacks in....ummmm.....errr...... "stuff" he makes up for in facial pubes :eek: Poor Leigh :(

    Luckily I'm a bit of a sucker for a beard. :D

    Believe me, he has "stuff"....just not feral wet dreams. On my AET poll, I was surprised how many males had never had them.

    I definitely don't think there's a need to be feeling "sorry" for him! :)
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  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Luckily I'm a bit of a sucker for a beard. :D

    Believe me, he has "stuff"....just not feral wet dreams. On my AET poll, I was surprised how many males had never had them.

    I definitely don't think there's a need to be feeling "sorry" for him! :)

    Define "stuff". You either have a wet dream or you don't. There's no sitting on the fence for this one :)
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    aus_suz wrote:
    I dont want to know what they are saying ......I just want to listen... :p

    Lucky you weren't listening to the one who sat down next to Lindy the other night. He had to be the most negative Irishman I've ever come across. He told us that he hated Australia and that nobody was nice to him during his 9 months over here. He couldn't wait to get to NZ.
    No wonder nobody was nice to him. Even I felt like telling him to fuck off :)
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Luckily I'm a bit of a sucker for a beard. :D

    Believe me, he has "stuff"....just not feral wet dreams. On my AET poll, I was surprised how many males had never had them.

    I definitely don't think there's a need to be feeling "sorry" for him! :)
    men lie...

    so just because you're not gifted with wet dreams ur now calling them feral?.. i'd actually say you're the odd "freak" out :)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Luckily I'm a bit of a sucker for a beard. :D

    Believe me, he has "stuff"....just not feral wet dreams. On my AET poll, I was surprised how many males had never had them.

    I definitely don't think there's a need to be feeling "sorry" for him! :)
    LOL! I'm definitely not a beard fan....dunno why :o

    If he knew how good a wet dream was he'd know why I said "Poor Leigh" ;) :eek:
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Lucky you weren't listening to the one who sat down next to Lindy the other night. He had to be the most negative Irishman I've ever come across. He told us that he hated Australia and that nobody was nice to him during his 9 months over here. He couldn't wait to get to NZ.
    No wonder nobody was nice to him. Even I felt like telling him to fuck off :)
    because he was moving in on your chance? :p
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    vital5 wrote:
    because he was moving in on your chance? :p

    :p:D

    Lindy I can talk to..........other women.......:(
    Recovered yet mate?
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    :p:D

    Lindy I can talk to..........other women.......:(
    Recovered yet mate?
    I had friday night off.... heh
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    vital5 wrote:
    I had friday night off.... heh

    I got roped into playing indoor soccer on Friday night. My sweat smelt like bourbon :eek:

    My gut has been terrible all weekend. I think I'm having withdrawals. I need my Scruffy Murphy fix :D
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    :p:D

    Lindy I can talk to..........other women.......:(
    Recovered yet mate?
    I'm a woman :( .............. aren't I??? :eek:
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    I'm a woman :( .............. aren't I??? :eek:

    Sorry :o
    I should rephrase my last post.

    Women I know, I can talk to..........women I don't know........
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Well, long time no chat for a few of us, eh??

    Recovered yet Kylie??

    Nice to see me Sand Groper mate has re-joined the best state in Australia ;)

    I told Stella she should call herself "Bum Bandit" when she gets back on :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    threefish10 wrote:
    71,000th



    were ya on that one pants?
    i thought you had another hissy fit and wern't coming back. lyin' cheatin' something.
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Well, long time no chat for a few of us, eh??

    Recovered yet Kylie??

    Nice to see me Sand Groper mate has re-joined the best state in Australia ;)

    I told Stella she should call herself "Bum Bandit" when she gets back on :D
    haha yeah....back in the real world again :( Post holiday blues have hit like a brick wall all of a sudden :(
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    haha yeah....back in the real world again :( Post holiday blues have hit like a brick wall all of a sudden :(
    Awwww :( Poor Kylie

    Kinda like post tour blues......
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Awwww :( Poor Kylie

    Kinda like post tour blues......
    worse :( :(
  • aus_suz
    aus_suz Posts: 9,406
    ZiggyStar wrote:

    On my AET poll, I was surprised how many males had never had them.


    Perhaps some ppl didnt tell the exact truth.......

    Wet dreams and having orgasms when u wake up can be two different things......

    Did u do a poll on female ejaculation??
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    G'Night y'all. Sweet dreams. xo
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    worse :( :(
    :eek: Must be bad :eek:
    Just think ahead to next tour and next time y'all catch up again :)
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    G'Night y'all. Sweet dreams. xo
    Nite Kylie! :)
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
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