Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Well, im off to take child to school....:)
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    E.K wrote:
    Naughty girl. Ever heard of earplugs? You can buy them at any chemist. :)

    ILLEGAL IN A RESIDENTIAL ZONE :o arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    AND the tree keeps chopping heads off next door.. if it's not trimmed by weeks end it gets the chainsaw... that goes for the rooster too :eek: hehe

    thanks for all your suggestions (especially yours Sam, you are an idea man!)

    wtf does the council do all day?!?!? why can't we be allowed to take care of the trees lining our street? we did once before and the neighbours dobbed us in (HAHAHAHA) so now we wait... for the council.. who will never show..

    :mad:
    wah
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    illegal_pants wrote:
    ILLEGAL IN A RESIDENTIAL ZONE :o arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    AND the tree keeps chopping heads off next door.. if it's not trimmed by weeks end it gets the chainsaw... that goes for the rooster too :eek: hehe

    thanks for all your suggestions (especially yours Sam, you are an idea man!)

    wtf does the council do all day?!?!? why can't we be allowed to take care of the trees lining our street? we did once before and the neighbours dobbed us in (HAHAHAHA) so now we wait... for the council.. who will never show..

    :mad:

    Copper nail............for both the tree AND the rooster :)
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Copper nail............for both the tree AND the rooster :)

    HAHA for the rooster too :eek: (bad) :eek:

    i was thinking just to let my cat Hercs into the coupy thing in the vacant lot with the rooster.. :eek:
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    ILLEGAL IN A RESIDENTIAL ZONE arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    AND the tree keeps chopping heads off next door.. if it's not trimmed by weeks end it gets the chainsaw... that goes for the rooster too :eek: hehe

    thanks for all your suggestions (especially yours Sam, you are an idea man!)

    wtf does the council do all day?!?!? why can't we be allowed to take care of the trees lining our street? we did once before and the neighbours dobbed us in (HAHAHAHA) so now we wait... for the council.. who will never show..

    :mad:
    Exactly!!! Rude buggers :mad:

    Just be carefull.....roosters are savage, evil creatures :eek:
    We've had a few over the years (before we moved to town) and we've all been attacked plenty of times and they can do some damage - even Glenn was shit scared of them. They were raised from the egg too :(
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    illegal_pants wrote:
    ILLEGAL IN A RESIDENTIAL ZONE :o arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    AND the tree keeps chopping heads off next door.. if it's not trimmed by weeks end it gets the chainsaw... that goes for the rooster too :eek: hehe

    thanks for all your suggestions (especially yours Sam, you are an idea man!)

    wtf does the council do all day?!?!? why can't we be allowed to take care of the trees lining our street? we did once before and the neighbours dobbed us in (HAHAHAHA) so now we wait... for the council.. who will never show..

    :mad:

    It's weird that someone in suburban Adelaide would keep a rooster. Maybe they're just minding it for someone. I suppose they have chooks too?

    Our neighbours have a huge ficus benjamina which was shading out our bedroom window so I chopped half of it down the other day. Luckily no-one is living nextdoor at the moment. :)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    E.K wrote:
    Naughty girl. Ever heard of earplugs? You can buy them at any chemist. :)
    Not that they should have to sleep (uncomfortably) with earplugs in.....they wouldn't do a thing....trust me - when you have a rooster that close, they're bloody loud.
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Exactly!!! Rude buggers :mad:

    Just be carefull.....roosters are savage, evil creatures :eek:
    We've had a few over the years (before we moved to town) and we've all been attacked plenty of times and they can do some damage - even Glenn was shit scared of them. They were raised from the egg too :(

    oh noooo, i won't put Hercs in there now :(

    how much bigger than chooks are they?
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    E.K wrote:
    It's weird that someone in suburban Adelaide would keep a rooster. Maybe they're just minding it for someone. I suppose they have chooks too?

    Our neighbours have a huge ficus benjamina which was shading out our bedroom window so I chopped half of it down the other day. Luckily no-one is living nextdoor at the moment. :)
    and lucky it's not your house......those things are destructive!! the roots grow straight for underground pipes and destroy them.
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    oh noooo, i won't put Hercs in there now :(

    how much bigger than chooks are they?
    It depends on what kind of rooster it is. We've had some that stood as high as my thighs :eek:

    They have a special claw and thats how they do the dammage....launch at ya and start shredding :eek:
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    E.K wrote:
    It's weird that someone in suburban Adelaide would keep a rooster. Maybe they're just minding it for someone. I suppose they have chooks too?

    Our neighbours have a huge ficus benjamina which was shading out our bedroom window so I chopped half of it down the other day. Luckily no-one is living nextdoor at the moment. :)

    they're caterers :) gawd knows what else is in that vacant lot and every time the pup and i pass it on walks he always runs past it quick :eek:

    ooooh good work on the ficus! neighbours stuff is ok for us, we're all cool about trimming whatever gets out of control on our property..

    damn tree :mad: i'm off to take a photo and instead of emailing it, may just go into the council.. yes they should be scared :rolleyes:
    wah
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    It depends on what kind of rooster it is. We've had some that stood as high as my thighs :eek:

    They have a special claw and thats how they do the dammage....launch at ya and start shredding :eek:

    O M G :eek: i don't wanna go to investigate now :(

    it IS bloody loud and way off the norm (or what i think is the norm) schedule for crowing... NOT the break of dawn but a little earlier

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Cocks_Fighting.jpg

    :eek:
    wah
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    go buy another rooster, train it up, make a circle, spread the word fight to the death, take bets, sell the poultry at the end. :D
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Samule wrote:
    go buy another rooster, train it up, make a circle, spread the word fight to the death, take bets, sell the poultry at the end. :D

    ahahaahaha word

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/96423041_bba9ed6793.jpg

    is this guy gonna do the job? what shall i call him?
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    O M G :eek: i don't wanna go to investigate now :(

    it IS bloody loud and way off the norm (or what i think is the norm) schedule for crowing... NOT the break of dawn but a little earlier

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Cocks_Fighting.jpg

    :eek:

    and if you go to the council....complain about this large cock that keeps waking you! :eek: ;)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    ahahaahaha word

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/96423041_bba9ed6793.jpg

    is this guy gonna do the job? what shall i call him?
    *cough-gay rooster-cough*
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    and if you go to the council....complain about this large cock that keeps waking you! :eek: ;)

    LMAO...!!!

    but then also add it keeps waking up my brother too???

    :eek::eek::eek:
    wah
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    and lucky it's not your house......those things are destructive!! the roots grow straight for underground pipes and destroy them.

    It's a nice big two storey house with a pool in the backyard. It got sold 7 months ago and occasionally an Asian man lives there and works from home.. You can hear him babbling on the phone until 1 am. He might stay for about a week and disappears for months and comes back. We're waiting for the day he brings his whole family back over to live. :eek:
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    *cough-gay rooster-cough*

    are you paying out my mardi gras clad rooster? :( :D

    hehe!!

    did you have roosters when you had the kiddies ? :eek:
    wah
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    and if you go to the council....complain about this large cock that keeps waking you! :eek: ;)

    MWAAA HAAA HAA HAAAA HEEEE HEEEEE

    Choke Choke

    Best laugh I've had in ages. :D
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

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