Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    what kind of dog is it?

    small enough to sneak out? ;):D

    Yeah it is :)
    He's a foxydoodle (1/2 foxy 1/2 poodle)
    I'll see if I can find a pic
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    i see.. newish in the community and trying to settle in.. must be hard at first for sure i hope with time it improves and they make the effort to welcome you in 'cos if it were to continue this way then.. wtf? :eek: nah you don't come across as whiny etc etc at all.. i may start a new job soon and can see myself being in a similar situation

    8 bourbons HAHAHAHAAA! pearl jam fans really love their bourbon..
    OK you 2 (Stella and Sairs).....

    I s'pose I'm lucky...not exactly shy and have no probs meeting new people....just bowl in a start talking :D (it's a shock to you all, I know ;) )

    anyhoo....try what I did when we first moved here. My first big introduction to all the local chicks....I was invited to a Tuppaware party, which turned out to just be an excuse for them all to sit around and drink.....at the end of the night I was pretty pissed.....stacked it.....when I hit the dirt I farted (really loudly) :eek: and I've been great mates with them all since :D
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Yeah I know. He always ate chocolate on the sly. The Maltesers incident came about by the fact that my ex left the bag on her bed while she was downstairs.
    One year he ate all of my girlfriends' Easter Eggs :eek:

    He also used to go through bins looking for chocolate wrappers. You'd come into the room and find papers strewn across the floor with little Sam lying in the
    midst of the chaos
    What was Sam doing there :eek: :D

    How cute!
    My cousins dog used to do that, except he would eat the wrapper too, and she would find his little doo doo's with al foil in them :)
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Yeah, I hate it cause it makes you feel like youre back in school, like Kylie said!!

    I pretty much like any alcohol, except for Gin and Tonics

    damn those school bitches :eek: i was in the 'mixed bag' group at school.. we hung out outside the music centre, yes, very cool :p

    yeh same for me.. but.. i don't like beer :( don't mind coronas but..

    no beer :(
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Yeah, I hate it cause it makes you feel like youre back in school, like Kylie said!!

    I pretty much like any alcohol, except for Gin and Tonics
    It wasn't me that said it....it was Stella :)
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    yellowled24 wrote:
    and she would find his little doo doo's with al foil in them :)

    awww you make it sound so CUTE :D;):eek:
    wah
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    OK you 2 (Stella and Sairs).....

    I s'pose I'm lucky...not exactly shy and have no probs meeting new people....just bowl in a start talking :D (it's a shock to you all, I know ;) )

    anyhoo....try what I did when we first moved here. My first big introduction to all the local chicks....I was invited to a Tuppaware party, which turned out to just be an excuse for them all to sit around and drink.....at the end of the night I was pretty pissed.....stacked it.....when I hit the dirt I farted (really loudly) and I've been great mates with them all since
    LMFAO :D:D

    I can fart on command so do you think I should just.....ahem......relax?????

    Im trying to imagine you spreadeagled on the floor in the middle of plastic containers and fluro coloured drink bottles, letting one rip :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    It wasn't me that said it....it was Stella :)
    oops!! Sorry Stella/Kylie :o
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    OK you 2 (Stella and Sairs).....

    I s'pose I'm lucky...not exactly shy and have no probs meeting new people....just bowl in a start talking (it's a shock to you all, I know )

    anyhoo....try what I did when we first moved here. My first big introduction to all the local chicks....I was invited to a Tuppaware party, which turned out to just be an excuse for them all to sit around and drink.....at the end of the night I was pretty pissed.....stacked it.....when I hit the dirt I farted (really loudly) :eek: and I've been great mates with them all since

    HAHAHAAHHAA...

    love it :D;):D

    yay for tupperware!

    glad i've had coles or else i'd be a mute :eek: i used to be shockingly shy but now.. hahahaha
    wah
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    illegal_pants wrote:
    damn those school bitches :eek: i was in the 'mixed bag' group at school.. we hung out outside the music centre, yes, very cool :p

    yeh same for me.. but.. i don't like beer :( don't mind coronas but..

    no beer :(
    Oh, I LOVE beer :D

    Have you tried that Barefoot Beer?? Its a citrus beer, and doesnt really taste like beer, or Strongbows for that matter!

    You may like them?
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    yellowled24 wrote:
    LMFAO :D:D

    I can fart on command so do you think I should just.....ahem......relax?????

    Im trying to imagine you spreadeagled on the floor in the middle of plastic containers and fluro coloured drink bottles, letting one rip :D

    hahaahaha i won't look at tupperware the same again :(:D
    wah
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Yeah it is :)
    He's a foxydoodle (1/2 foxy 1/2 poodle)
    I'll see if I can find a pic
    :eek: that is THE coolest name of dog I have EVER heard :D:D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Yeah I know. He always ate chocolate on the sly. The Maltesers incident came about by the fact that my ex left the bag on her bed while she was downstairs.
    One year he ate all of my girlfriends' Easter Eggs :eek:

    He also used to go through bins looking for chocolate wrappers. You'd come into the room and find papers strewn across the floor with little Sam lying in the
    midst of the chaos
    LMAO!!! How gorgeous!!!!! :D
    My Mums dog has a tissue fetish and does exactly the same thing but with tissues :confused: Chocolates I can understand, but tissues - wtf?
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Oh, I LOVE beer :D

    Have you tried that Barefoot Beer?? Its a citrus beer, and doesnt really taste like beer, or Strongbows for that matter!

    You may like them?

    nope but now i have to .. :D
    wah
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    illegal_pants wrote:
    HAHAHAAHHAA...

    love it :D;):D

    yay for tupperware!

    glad i've had coles or else i'd be a mute :eek: i used to be shockingly shy but now.. hahahaha
    doesnt it piss you off when you get customers in and you try and talk to them and they are completely void of any emotion...and dont even LOOK at you??? And treat you like you are just a robot who has no feelings....?
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    yellowled24 wrote:
    :eek: that is THE coolest name of dog I have EVER heard :D:D

    :D
    Here he is - http://s194.photobucket.com/albums/z32/oz_jammer/Random/?action=view&current=Sam.jpg
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    LMAO!!! How gorgeous!!!!! :D
    My Mums dog has a tissue fetish and does exactly the same thing but with tissues :confused: Chocolates I can understand, but tissues - wtf?
    Messy!! Can she get the strongly scented ones that may deter her dog??

    Does sound kinda cute!
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • aus_suz
    aus_suz Posts: 9,406
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Awwww, Rob what a clever little dog :)

    Chocolate is actually one of the worst thing ya can give a dog.....can eventually kill them :(


    Its keeps building up in there bodies until it kills them its very bad... :(

    Apparently our neighbours son told Phoebe our dogs are noisy barking and his mum has to feed them chocolate... :eek:
    The other day I found toast in the tree in the backyard...........I pegged it back over their fence..:eek:
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    :D
    Here he is - http://s194.photobucket.com/albums/z32/oz_jammer/Random/?action=view&current=Sam.jpg
    Soooooo cute!!!!!!!!!! :):)
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    yellowled24 wrote:
    doesnt it piss you off when you get customers in and you try and talk to them and they are completely void of any emotion...and dont even LOOK at you??? And treat you like you are just a robot who has no feelings....?

    hehe at first it did but if you let that get to you.. you won't survive checkout :eek:

    there are ways to make them pay.. like heavy packing and giving change in 5 cent pieces :D

    hardcore i know hahahahahaa
    wah
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