Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    It's funny until the last line. He goes that one little step too far IMO

    Back to fixing my room and listening to the Newcastle boot. Haven't listened to it in a while. Love it during Down, just before the solo, Ed yells out "solo!" :)
    Classic!!

    Night all!!
    G'nite :)

    Have many PJ dreams!
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Shit....am I the only one left????

    And at a time when I can stay up late and talk to peeps :(

    I might go on eBay and console myself...maybe I shall make up a little ditty

    Ahem......An Ode To The Pit

    There once was a time, when I was alone
    I had some friends, but never were they home
    My kids went nuts, they acted too silly
    and all hubby did, was play with his willy

    I looked up the words, oh, Pearl Jam
    and what did I find, but a whole new land!
    Of laughing, talking, quotes and New Threads
    "My Lord, ive found my calling" was what I said.

    To you my friends, of the Pearl Jam Forum
    I thankyou greatly, for easing my boredom
    Even though, it shits my hubby to tears
    I know i'll be on here, for many a light year.

    Phew!
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    It's funny until the last line. He goes that one little step too far IMO

    Back to fixing my room and listening to the Newcastle boot. Haven't listened to it in a while. Love it during Down, just before the solo, Ed yells out "solo!"
    Classic!!

    Night all!!
    Yeah I thought the same....was a bit disgusted......I think I know what he was trying to say, but he just worded it wrong (bad)
    The first part was great though. We had this stupid skank not far from us at The Foo's, who kept climbing up onto this guys shoulders and holding her top (ready to pull her boobs out) and mouthing to Dave, asking if he wanted her to. We cracked up cuz he just kept looking away every time she did it and eventually gave her this look as if to say "you pathetic Mole" and rolled his eyes. She didn't do it again :D
    What is going through these chicks heads - honestly. Why the hell do they 1)think these bands/singers want to see their boobs ?????? 2) want to let everyone know they have absolutely NO respect for themselves ???? :rolleyes:

    You're STILL going on the room? :eek: good man!! :D Glad to hear you've finally put the Newie boot on - my equal favorite boot!!!


    Nighty Night sweety :)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Shit....am I the only one left????

    And at a time when I can stay up late and talk to peeps :(

    I might go on eBay and console myself...maybe I shall make up a little ditty

    Ahem......An Ode To The Pit

    There once was a time, when I was alone
    I had some friends, but never were they home
    My kids went nuts, they acted too silly
    and all hubby did, was play with his willy

    I looked up the words, oh, Pearl Jam
    and what did I find, but a whole new land!
    Of laughing, talking, quotes and New Threads
    "My Lord, ive found my calling" was what I said.

    To you my friends, of the Pearl Jam Forum
    I thankyou greatly, for easing my boredom
    Even though, it shits my hubby to tears
    I know i'll be on here, for many a light year.

    Phew!
    :eek:
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    :eek:
    :confused:
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Ooooh!! Youre better than me!! I got my pressies today and Blaize gave me a little plant he grew at school yesterday :o

    I agree re: travelling...its kinda like Xmas, always split in two/four and winging it to everyone elses houses...its a bit beyond me too :rolleyes:

    Are you planning a sleep in??
    I find it hard to sleep in when I know I can, it sounds weird, but if I HAVE to get up I find it sooooo hard (like, everyday of the week!) but on days where Kaine lets me lie in, I bloody cant do it!! Dag-nammit :mad:
    Haha! Maddi did the same....grew a plant and painted a terracotta pot to put it in (I only know cuz she made me carry it when I picked her up from Kindy)
    I don't know what the boys have done ??
    I think the 3 of them have all done something together as well? ;) They were all locked in Steven's bedroom for a few hours this morning and I wasn't allowed in there....every now and then 1 of them would come out and grab stuff like glue etc; or ask me things like what my favorite animal is etc; etc; LOL! Little Darlin's :D
    Yes, I will try and have a sleep in and I know the kids will make a special effort to let me. Steven will make sure of it.....he's been my herowhile I've been sick!!
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    yellowled24 wrote:
    :confused:
    You're a poet and I didn't know it :D
    Ya clever little chickadee!
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Haha! Maddi did the same....grew a plant and painted a terracotta pot to put it in (I only know cuz she made me carry it when I picked her up from Kindy)
    I don't know what the boys have done ??
    I think the 3 of them have all done something together as well? ;) They were all locked in Steven's bedroom for a few hours this morning and I wasn't allowed in there....every now and then 1 of them would come out and grab stuff like glue etc; or ask me things like what my favorite animal is etc; etc; LOL! Little Darlin's :D
    Yes, I will try and have a sleep in and I know the kids will make a special effort to let me. Steven will make sure of it.....he's been my herowhile I've been sick!!
    Awwwww....thats sooooo cute!!! They are making a suprise!!!! How exciting!!

    Its lovely Mothers Day....I was thinking earlier how much I love my kids, they dont even have to try and they make me laugh, plus their love is so pure and real...no fakeness...I love it, and I cant imagine what I would be like without them :)

    Its a bit sad, cause theres a kid in Blaizes class, and his Dad always drops him off....cause we only moved here late last year, im still getting to know the locals...anyway, ive never seen this kids mum drop him off EVER and just thought "oh, his Mum works" etc.
    Anyway, Blaize just mentioned the other day that ______'s Mum has moved....dont know where, but given the fact that ive never seen her....????
    I feel sadness for the poor children PLUS te father, he seems like such a nice guy, hes so quiet and the kids always look neat and tidy......
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    You're a poet and I didn't know it :D
    Ya clever little chickadee!
    LOL...

    Hey, give me a subject and I can pretty much write a song to it....

    Me, hubby and his old band mate concocted a few little peices of work on the weekend away ;)

    But meh, I was druuunk and could sound like absolute shiiiit :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    yellowled24 wrote:
    LOL...

    Hey, give me a subject and I can pretty much write a song to it....

    Me, hubby and his old band mate concocted a few little peices of work on the weekend away ;)

    But meh, I was druuunk and could sound like absolute shiiiit :D
    LOL!

    Well Sairs....I'll have to love n leave y a :( I've still got some dishes left to do before kicking back on the couch to watch telly.

    If I don't catch you tomorrow....have a great Mum's Day!!!! I also hope your Mum manages to have a good day too :) despite all that's going on.

    Nighty night matey! :)
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    LOL!

    Well Sairs....I'll have to love n leave y a :( I've still got some dishes left to do before kicking back on the couch to watch telly.

    If I don't catch you tomorrow....have a great Mum's Day!!!! I also hope your Mum manages to have a good day too :) despite all that's going on.

    Nighty night matey! :)
    No worries mate! Thanks for keepin me company :) I'll try get Mum relaxed a bit, maybe give her some of my bros Valium?? Hmmm....

    Hope you have a wonderful day too, milk it for all its worth...and I want to know what your kids made you for mothers day too, sounds exciting!!

    Goodnight hun, have great dreams....
    xxxooo
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Suz...your little green light is on! :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Goodnight....

    Happy Mothers Day to all our Mums on here......hope you get a nice cuppa in bed in the morning...:)
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Oz Jammer wrote:

    :eek: - http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2005/10/05/294252/ugliest.dog.sam.release.jpg
    Um, that dog actually needs to be Euthanaised (sp?)

    He has Cataracts (looks to me like he is blind), the nails are seriously overgrown, and it looks like he has really severe Flea Dermititis.....

    Plus its fucken ugly as shit :eek:
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • aus_suz
    aus_suz Posts: 9,406
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Suz...your little green light is on! :D

    Its always on.....
    I just normally leave the page minimised.....
    Ive been watching AC/DC Family Jewel and just finished washing up.......
    Ok we should whore for a while and hit the 66666
  • aus_suz
    aus_suz Posts: 9,406
    Theres three of us here...it will take us about 20 mins......
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    aus_suz wrote:
    Its always on.....
    I just normally leave the page minimised.....
    Ive been watching AC/DC Family Jewel and just finished washing up.......
    Ok we should whore for a while and hit the 66666
    Sweet! I was getting a bit forlorn on here by my lonesome :)

    whatya been up to today???
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    aus_suz wrote:
    Theres three of us here...it will take us about 20 mins......
    I thought Oz Jammer was going to bed???
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • aus_suz
    aus_suz Posts: 9,406
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Well, we just got back from dinner with my MILF and it was nice...


    Who was asking about MILF's???.......................:p
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    aus_suz wrote:
    Who was asking about MILF's???.......................:p
    Oh yeah :rolleyes: That was mua, I went to my bishes house, she is a MILF fo sho...we had Roast Beef if you know what I mean *wink wink, nudge nudge*

    Muahahaha!!!!!
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
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