Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    *curled up in the foetal position, crying like a baby*

    I need Glenn here NOW!!! I need cuddles
    its all good hun!
    its a big arse, fuck off surf board! Its bound to be just chilling with some other transit packages, waiting for the dumb f**ks to find him! Let us know the progress!
    Im sure if something does happen, ol ed will give you another...maybe :confused:
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    Off to work for me. Hope it gets sorted out Kylie, let me know the progress.
    Ciao, i'm off to wee on the seat. :D
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Samule wrote:
    I always blame my brother for the excess pee, he blames me for the excess pee, none of us honestly know how it gets there..
    Thats why mum has her own loo. she refuses to go anywhere near ours or our rooms or anything.
    man wee smells more pungent than women wee I think.
    I have to clean ALL wee in my house, coz my kids are only 5 and 2. Plus last time my husband cleaned the toilet (when I had 4 wisdom teeth out) he used bubble bath and it was VERY interesting!!!!

    FYI: My husband and I have been together for over 6 years and that was the ONLY time he has ever cleaned the toilet :eek:
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    Samule wrote:
    I always blame my brother for the excess pee, he blames me for the excess pee, none of us honestly know how it gets there..
    Thats why mum has her own loo. she refuses to go anywhere near ours or our rooms or anything.

    that & the stink - i swear!! how come boys pee stinks so much huh?? I wish i had my own loo...
    impatience is a gift ........
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Samule wrote:
    Off to work for me. Hope it gets sorted out Kylie, let me know the progress.
    Ciao, i'm off to wee on the seat. :D
    happy pissing! :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    zenith wrote:
    that & the stink - i swear!! how come boys pee stinks so much huh?? I wish i had my own loo...
    infection of our doodles? either that or i've noticed boys don't pee as much as girls so maybe the longer sitting time makes it go stale and ferment and go smelly?
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    yellowled24 wrote:
    its all good hun!
    its a big arse, fuck off surf board! Its bound to be just chilling with some other transit packages, waiting for the dumb f**ks to find him! Let us know the progress!
    Im sure if something does happen, ol ed will give you another...maybe :confused:

    you know thats a thought - the insurance and maybe rob might explain what happened to mr. richards, and since it was all for charity you never do know

    but anyway - its not going to need to come to that because its going to turn up safe & sound & look 100000000 times better in real life that you even dreamed it would!
    impatience is a gift ........
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Samule wrote:
    I always blame my brother for the excess pee, he blames me for the excess pee, none of us honestly know how it gets there..
    Thats why mum has her own loo. she refuses to go anywhere near ours or our rooms or anything.
    It must be your bro! You didn't pee on the toilet seat when you stayed here.....or were you just a good boy and cleaned it off ? :)
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    It must be your bro! You didn't pee on the toilet seat when you stayed here.....or were you just a good boy and cleaned it off ? :)
    I lifted the seat... and if i didn't i blamed it on Connor. ;)
    I also get blamed for dried toothpaste on the tap where is spit it out.. i swear it isn't me, i always get it into the sink..
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    Samule wrote:
    infection of our doodles? either that or i've noticed boys don't pee as much as girls so maybe the longer sitting time makes it go stale and ferment and go smelly?

    aha - ive noticed boys dont go thru life with a 9pound baby sitting/kicking the shit out of their bladders for nine months every couple of years at some point in their life - try it and i guarentee youd go a little more often too

    and thats gross - sitting round going stale - pee it out eewwwww
    impatience is a gift ........
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    Anyhoo, i'm off this time for real. Bye. :D
    Hope everything gets worked out for you Kylie.
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    zenith wrote:
    aha - ive noticed boys dont go thru life with a 9pound baby sitting/kicking the shit out of their bladders for nine months every couple of years at some point in their life - try it and i guarentee youd go a little more often too

    and thats gross - sitting round going stale - pee it out eewwwww
    Why pee it out when you will have to go later anyway, save it up and only go once. ;)
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    Samule wrote:
    I lifted the seat... and if i didn't i blamed it on Connor. ;)
    I also get blamed for dried toothpaste on the tap where is spit it out.. i swear it isn't me, i always get it into the sink..

    god!! that is another thing!! - its obviously just a problem with any substance coming out of boys bodies - learn a bit of skill ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    zenith wrote:
    god!! that is another thing!! - its obviously just a problem with any substance coming out of boys bodies - learn a bit of skill ;)
    Theres one substance that comes out of my body that i'm very skilled at.. ;) Only cause i have alot of practice.. haha...:eek:
  • aus_suz
    aus_suz Posts: 9,406
    Samule wrote:
    I also get blamed for dried toothpaste on the tap where is spit it out.. i swear it isn't me, i always get it into the sink..



    HAHAHA Phoebe does that every single morning....every morning I clean it off and back there again the next morning.............grrrrrrrrrrr
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    *curled up in the foetal position, crying like a baby*

    I need Glenn here NOW!!! I need cuddles :( :( :( :( :(


    I'm here now.

    let's get it ooooonnnnnnn!
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    I'm here now.

    let's get it ooooonnnnnnn!
    :eek:

    wrong Glenn :o but you'll do :D LOL!

    How's your day been?
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    :eek:

    wrong Glenn :o but you'll do :D LOL!

    How's your day been?



    yeah ok.

    no board yet hey? that sucks.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    yeah ok.

    no board yet hey? that sucks.
    It's MISSING - THAT sucks!! :(
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    It's MISSING - THAT sucks!! :(


    WHAT!!!!!

    how the fuck is it missing? didn't they tell you it was in Perth the other day???
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
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