Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    He'd better be! If he's not, do me a favour and slap some sense into him......you can tell him it's from me (not that he knows WTF I am) and then he won't hit you back :D

    How long since you've caught up with him?

    It's been too long. I don't like to pester him, but info is needed and it's up to me to retrieve it.
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    I was thinking today, it'll be a good time soon to start checking VB Happy Hour for cheap flights for Sam's 21st. Also might book our place at the Grosvenor.....or maybe I'll book your nice room ;) LOL!


    Don't you dare!! :D
    Accommodation is gonna be slightly more expensive because it's school holidays
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    It's been too long. I don't like to pester him, but info is needed and it's up to me to retrieve it.
    Too true...we are relying on you as our official Interrorgator/Informant :D

    I have faith in you young Rob....use the force!
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Don't you dare!! :D
    Accommodation is gonna be slightly more expensive because it's school holidays
    LOL! I'd say after Brendan's smooothness with Chez, she'd check with him first :D
    Nah I thought our room was OK....just out of date....but that suits us :D

    School holidays then eh.....might be a good idea to book sooner than later then. I might try to stay for longer this time....it just wasn't long enough last time....I hadn't recovered from the flight there before we had to fly back :(
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Too true...we are relying on you as our official Interrorgator/Informant :D

    I have faith in you young Rob....use the force!


    I will come bearing gifts so he'll have no other choice than to spill the beans :D

    He'll probably give me an impression of Sgt Schultz from "Hogan's Heroes" :(
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    LOL! I'd say after Brendan's smooothness with Chez, she'd check with him first :D
    Nah I thought our room was OK....just out of date....but that suits us :D

    School holidays then eh.....might be a good idea to book sooner than later then.

    Maybe :)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I will come bearing gifts so he'll have no other choice than to spill the beans :D

    He'll probably give me an impression of Sgt Schultz from "Hogan's Heroes" :(
    Haha! "I know nussing....NUSSING!!"

    try the choke hold if he won't spill....never fails ;)
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Haha! "I know nussing....NUSSING!!"

    try the choke hold if he won't spill....never fails ;)

    Now now Kylie (bad)
    What info am I gonna get if he's out cold on the floor?

    Nipple cripples and chinese burns all the way :D
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Well Oz1....I think I might go for a smoko break and then check out what crap's on Foxtel :)

    Nice chatting......have a great day tomorrow/today!

    Sweet dreams....night! :)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Now now Kylie (bad)
    What info am I gonna get if he's out cold on the floor?

    Nipple cripples and chinese burns all the way :D
    Noooooooooooooo! :D LMAO! I may have woken the neighbours with that one :eek: I have that image burnt into my brain now! (you implementing your deadly moves on MR)
    MR would be quite a bit smaller than you, wouldn't he? Haha!
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Noooooooooooooo! :D LMAO! I may have woken the neighbours with that one :eek: I have that image burnt into my brain now!
    MR would be quite a bit smaller than you, wouldn't he? Haha!

    He's a fair bit taller than me but a lot skinnier :)

    Sweet dreams Kylie
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    He's a fair bit taller than me but a lot skinnier :)

    Sweet dreams Kylie
    Taller :eek: WOW! he must be really tall. He always looks so little to me in pics I've seen :p
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    It's MR's birthday on Friday :eek:

    I assume that's your other reason for visiting him bearing gifts ;)
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    oh god - anothr weirdo to add to the line of guys standing under my queue here please sign

    last thursday nite - i have still been having the most shitful time at work (two more resignations just this week, plus one case about to hit the union) - so he txts me and i reply that im stuffed, i'll be watching lost and then passing out...

    the minute lost starts ... the phone rings - i ignore it - the minute the credits roll, the phone rings 5 FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW

    WTF???

    the rest of that week & w/end is pretty much the same

    so friday i tell him im not really very interested, thanks, so he txts me all nite at the club, which i ignore, then stalks me around the pub all nite on sat nite, then gets the shits when i wont go home for 'coffee' - yea right - then txts me all day sunday whining and sulking and tantruming like a fucking two yr old - plus rings inbetween every second txt

    thanks christ, nothing since then - i was wondering if i was going to have to ban his number or something

    but i tell you - i dont know what i have - but if there is a weirdo within 5 yards, he'll head straight for me :/
    They have phones in the bush?! wtf? and txt messages? lol

    umm... sounds like he loves a chat and coffee :p

    I had a wierdo text me when I was out the other night lol They didn't call though, prolly no credit...... heh
    zenith wrote:
    but i tell you - i dont know what i have - but if there is a weirdo within 5 yards, he'll head straight for me :/
    you have... a bagina :eek: lol
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Samule wrote:
    Have i got a story for you!!!!!!!!
    Didn't have any jugs today, i was the only one drinking, so i stuck to schooners so the beer stayed cold, anywho, i had 6 schooners, the guy said, have you got a shirt yet?? i said nope, so i recieved a free shirt, then i went up and the barman said "
    schooner?"
    My reply, "no thanks mate, got class in 15 minutes, just a pot"
    his reply, "no worries, this one's on the house"
    Outcome, free shirt, and a free beer, i think 'im going to like uni!
    bloody students! :p hehe
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Samule wrote:
    I shoulda, but i think the conversation would have been something like this,
    ME: I like pearl jam, they are good
    KS: Yes, yes they are, i think i left the oven on...
    HAHAHA! i'm trying to hide my giggles in the office.... too funny :)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:

    you have... a bagina :eek: lol
    LMAO!! :D

    sad...but true...
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    It's MR's birthday on Friday :eek:

    I assume that's your other reason for visiting him bearing gifts ;)

    what'll he get him? :eek:

    stu stop buying my workmates :eek:
    wah
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    what'll he get him? :eek:

    stu stop buying my workmates :eek:
    haha it's a compulsion... and i can't kick the habit :p
  • Stella
    Stella Posts: 283
    vital5 wrote:
    They have phones in the bush?! wtf? and txt messages? lol

    umm... sounds like he loves a chat and coffee :p

    I had a wierdo text me when I was out the other night lol They didn't call though, prolly no credit...... heh

    you have... a bagina :eek: lol

    I have weirdo's attracted to me all the time!! why is that, never the young hot guys... always the weird old men, and most especially, men that can't speak english. it's odd! They like to try and grope too... Just because you are old buddy doesn't mean i won't hit you for groping me!

    ON a much nicer note.. I had a dream that PJ were touring Australia at the end of the year, :) ahh wishful thinking.. and I was going to follow them up the coast, but for some reason melbourne didn't exist and i was just going to sydney and brisbane. odd.
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