Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    i thought every lady is born with a c-hole.
    I assumed she was too prim and proper to have one ;)
    Thought she was a Barbie Doll :eek:
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    She should've just used DNA from her pet placenta to make one :rolleyes:

    Pet placenta?
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    I assumed she was too prim and proper to have one ;)
    Thought she was a Barbie Doll :eek:


    i think i saw it in Eyes Wide Shut.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    threefish10 wrote:
    meh, it's old news.

    i'll ring them when urban is back on the sauce.


    which should be any minute now.

    keith urban really is a twat - but i think he suits nicole perfectley - she would have to be the most over-rated actress doing the rounds atm - stupid plastic bitch
    impatience is a gift ........
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    i think i saw it in Eyes Wide Shut.
    Ginga pubes :D
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Pet placenta?
    Yeah.....the placenta she kept from the miscarriage she had while with Tom.
    *shudders*
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    speaking of which - someone over in aet has been peeking into our thread...


    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?p=5179545#post5179545
    impatience is a gift ........
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Yeah.....the placenta she kept from the miscarriage she had while with Tom.
    *shudders*

    You've got to love natural selection.
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Yeah.....the placenta she kept from the miscarriage she had while with Tom.
    *shudders*

    ppfffttt - tom fires blanks

    that suri thing is an alien
    impatience is a gift ........
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    threefish10 wrote:
    meh, it's old news.

    i'll ring them when urban is back on the sauce.


    which should be any minute now.

    Too true. I imagine after the baby's born he's really gonna want to hit the booze again .. ;)
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  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    You've got to love natural selection.
    Mr. Scientologist could save that, could he :rolleyes:
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    E.K wrote:
    Too true. I imagine after the baby's born he's really gonna want to hit the booze again .. ;)

    He'll probably add a bit of Kahlua to the kid's milk bottle too :D
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    zenith wrote:
    keith urban really is a twat - but i think he suits nicole perfectley - she would have to be the most over-rated actress doing the rounds atm - stupid plastic bitch

    haha ... I thought I was the only person who didn't like her. I'm sick to death of hearing about her and seeing her in nearly every movie which comes out. Hopefully after she pops the baby out we won't see much more of her for a while.
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    zenith wrote:
    ppfffttt - tom fires blanks

    that suri thing is an alien
    The thought of Tom 'firing' anything makes me want to VOMIT!!!
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    E.K wrote:
    haha ... I thought I was the only person who didn't like her. I'm sick to death of hearing about her and seeing her in nearly every movie which comes out. Hopefully after she pops the baby out we won't see much more of her for a while.
    There was a time when I thought she was absolutely stunning......gone right off her though.
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    E.K wrote:
    haha ... I thought I was the only person who didn't like her. I'm sick to death of hearing about her and seeing her in nearly every movie which comes out. Hopefully after she pops the baby out we won't see much more of her for a while.

    are you kidding??? new idea will probably fork out a million or two to sign her up to a month by month mothers diary like they did with that stupid bec cartwright cow

    honestly - i figure if your going to read the gossip mags, do it right and go with ok or nw - look at brittney puking in the gutter, look at paris stick her tongue so far down this boys throat he chokes, watch the olsen twins pile on every item of clothing in their wardrobe all at once

    good stuff - makes me glad to be a nobody :D
    impatience is a gift ........
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    zenith wrote:
    are you kidding??? new idea will probably fork out a million or two to sign her up to a month by month mothers diary like they did with that stupid bec cartwright cow

    honestly - i figure if your going to read the gossip mags, do it right and go with ok or nw - look at brittney puking in the gutter, look at paris stick her tongue so far down this boys throat he chokes, watch the olsen twins pile on every item of clothing in their wardrobe all at once

    good stuff - makes me glad to be a nobody :D

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    That's another annoying and over-rated couple... Bec Cartright and Leyton Hewitt. Saw them on a ferry going to Palm Beach once. They're both pretty average looking in real life.
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    E.K wrote:
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    That's another annoying and over-rated couple... Bec Cartright and Leyton Hewitt. Saw them on a ferry going to Palm Beach once. They're both pretty average looking in real life.


    heh - i really cant stand them - he is just a spoilt little tantrum throwing rich brat - and she makes the actors on days of our lives look like oscar winners

    everytime the tennis is on i have to watch tho - i cross my fingers she'll cop a ball in the face

    oh -
    that and to watch that rafa nadal haul his hot little butt all over the court - mmmmmmmmmm :)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    E.K wrote:
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    That's another annoying and over-rated couple... Bec Cartright and Leyton Hewitt. Saw them on a ferry going to Palm Beach once. They're both pretty average looking in real life.
    They're both average looking on telly, in mags etc; Actually 'average looking' is being kind IMO.
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    zenith wrote:

    everytime the tennis is on i have to watch tho - i cross my fingers she'll cop a ball in the face
    OMG!!! I just laughed so loud, Glenn came in to see what had been posted :D He had a bit of a giggle :D
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