Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    illegal_pants wrote:
    didn't feel a thing :eek:

    i woke up and my foot was twice as big as the other with bite marks :eek:

    Creepy.......i dont even wanna think about what ive swallowed when Ive been sleeping!







    :rolleyes: Glenn would love to edit this one....:p
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Yeah....I was one to pull everything apart to see how it worked. I remember getting in BIG trouble one time....'Santa' had given me a "Baby Alive" and within days, I disected it's head to see how it all worked, but I couldn't put that one back together :o
    It wasn't until I was older and realized that poor Mum would've had to save for ages to be able to get that doll (which was the new you-beaut toy for that year). Ooh ahh :(

    ohhhh Kylie :eek:

    bet you can't get too mad now if maddi follows suit ;) :eek:
    wah
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    Creepy.......i dont even wanna think about what ive swallowed when Ive been sleeping!


    I once woke up with a strange feeling in my ear. After an hour of lying there motionless, I felt this thing in my ear getting nearer and nearer to the entrance of my ear. A couple of minutes later a spider crawled out :eek:
    I had to go to the doctors that day to make sure there were no eggs in my ear
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    Was brought up on a Dairy Farm, and lived on a dairy farm for 21 years... until I moved to the Gold Coast.
    I had so many animals.
    Honestly... without a word of a lie... give or take here and there ;)
    at least 60 cats
    a shitload of calves (we all competed in calf handling shows about 15 times a year) (I also reared Angus calves ... then later sold them for steaks)
    about 15 dogs
    3 sheep, Tom Dick and Harry
    2 Horses Mitch and Rebel (Rebel is still alive and kickin at mums house... he's 28!!)
    Emu's..... cant even say how many.... maybe forty thousand.... although only about 10 of them were pets. (Mum and Dad got into Emu's when the going was hot)

    Never had birds or mice or rabbits... but had chooks!

    So I guess ive loved and lost a whole lot of furry friends over my time....
    I think I could still name all the cats I had too! and Dogs!
    Farm upbringing is just the best you can get.

    WOW! :eek: what's the average lifespan of a horse? pretty cool Rebel's still with ya! :)

    40K emu's :eek:
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    http://www.mywii.com.au/Post.aspx?id=10094&p=1

    I've done it too :o

    I guess you can only learn by your mistakes
    WTF!!!!! :eek:
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    http://www.mywii.com.au/Post.aspx?id=10094&p=1

    I've done it too :o

    I guess you can only learn by your mistakes

    this reminds me of the seinfeld episode 'the blood' :eek:

    'i find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats'
    wah
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I once woke up with a strange feeling in my ear. After an hour of lying there motionless, I felt this thing in my ear getting nearer and nearer to the entrance of my ear. A couple of minutes later a spider crawled out :eek:
    I had to go to the doctors that day to make sure there were no eggs in my ear

    Thats it!! Im wearing ear plugs to bed from now on!!!
    That is some fucked up shit right there!
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I once woke up with a strange feeling in my ear. After an hour of lying there motionless, I felt this thing in my ear getting nearer and nearer to the entrance of my ear. A couple of minutes later a spider crawled out :eek:
    I had to go to the doctors that day to make sure there were no eggs in my ear
    [size=+4] BEHLLURGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!![/size]









    that's the sound of me throwing up by the way.
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I once woke up with a strange feeling in my ear. After an hour of lying there motionless, I felt this thing in my ear getting nearer and nearer to the entrance of my ear. A couple of minutes later a spider crawled out

    I had to go to the doctors that day to make sure there were no eggs in my ear

    :eek:
    :eek:
    :eek:
    :eek:
    :eek:
    wah
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    illegal_pants wrote:
    this reminds me of the seinfeld episode 'the blood' :eek:

    'i find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats'

    :D
    Nice!!
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    WHAT??! :eek:

    124 post's since the milestone???? :eek:


    and check out my post count.......eh ;) eh ;) NICE ONE :D!! LOL!
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    I remember watching RPA about 10 years ago and there was this pommie backpacker who was staying in a hostel complaining of a piercing noise in his ear. They had a look, and with a pair of tweezers they removed 2 COCKROACHES!!!! :eek:
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    illegal_pants wrote:
    WOW! :eek: what's the average lifespan of a horse? pretty cool Rebel's still with ya! :)

    40K emu's :eek:

    Average I think around 20 to 30 years. Im surprised he's still kickin actually. Theres been no feed for him.... except hay, and he's a Grey colour, which means he is way more prone to getting skin cancers and dying earlier. But he's an Anglo Arab (part thoroughbred part arabian) and they are hardy horses.

    I think the oldest horse lived to be about 55 :eek: or something near that!
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    WHAT??!

    124 post's since the milestone????


    and check out my post count.......eh ;) eh ;) NICE ONE :D!! LOL!

    hahahahaaa!!

    CONGRATS KYLIE!! ;):eek:
    wah
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    [size=+4] BEHLLURGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!![/size]

    that's the sound of me throwing up by the way.


    Your vomit sound is weird....




    Best post all day!
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I remember watching RPA about 10 years ago and there was this pommie backpacker who was staying in a hostel complaining of a piercing noise in his ear. They had a look, and with a pair of tweezers they removed 2 COCKROACHES!!!! :eek:

    OMG :eek:

    we're doing wonders promoting aussie tourism here ;)
    wah
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I remember watching RPA about 10 years ago and there was this pommie backpacker who was staying in a hostel complaining of a piercing noise in his ear. They had a look, and with a pair of tweezers they removed 2 COCKROACHES!!!! :eek:


    ok... enough about the creepy crawly things that can fit in your ear......*insert Kylie Spewing emoticon here*
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I remember watching RPA about 10 years ago and there was this pommie backpacker who was staying in a hostel complaining of a piercing noise in his ear. They had a look, and with a pair of tweezers they removed 2 COCKROACHES!!!! :eek:
    :eek: They must've been small cockroaches. How disgusting - still I'd rather that than....spider/s....*shudders just typing it*
    I'd rather anything, than spiders!
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    Average I think around 20 to 30 years. Im surprised he's still kickin actually. Theres been no feed for him.... except hay, and he's a Grey colour, which means he is way more prone to getting skin cancers and dying earlier. But he's an Anglo Arab (part thoroughbred part arabian) and they are hardy horses.

    I think the oldest horse lived to be about 55 :eek: or something near that!

    awww go Rebel :) what about emu's.. wonder how long they live :eek:
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    ok... enough about the creepy crawly things that can fit in your ear......*insert Kylie Spewing emoticon here*
    Yes....please.....I am honestly shaking :o

    I'm hanging out for a ciggy, but now I'm too chicken to go out there, coz it's hot and I know all those rotten, really black spiders will be out :eek:

    I'll take a can of flyspray with me and keep my lighter on hand :D :eek:
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