Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

DonJon

vital5 wrote:

Surely there's some Asian booty up your end of town hehe look at it gooooo!

Ouch.. hurts to miss countrylink fucking trains!

Maybe your guns distorted the photo?

Even the asian girls dont have bums like what was walking around up there.

Coulda been the beer gut I reckon....and I added to it BIG TIME this weekend. 3 x 10 hour drinking sessions!!!!!!

Reckon I smoked about half a pack of bungers and about 15 joints. My body is in shock badly. 10 days of detox beginning this morning. Fruit, nuts and brown rice - no diary, meat or anything that tastes nice.

DonJon

Oz Jammer wrote:

Don't know. Click and find out

Negative cant do

Oz Jammer

ZiggyStar wrote:

Well where the hell is she???? COME ON!!!!! Do you think I have all day to sit here waiting for photos of your muscles?

Probably still where me & Brendan last saw her. Sick as a dog, lying on the sofa

The shirt was waiting for me when I stumbled into my room this morning. Thanks heaps Susan

ZiggyStar

Oz Jammer wrote:

Probably still where me & Brendan last saw her. Sick as a dog, lying on the sofa

Ha ha ha ha ha

Oz Jammer wrote:

The shirt was waiting for me when I stumbled into my room this morning. Thanks heaps Susan

Glad it got there! Does it fit?

Oz Jammer

ZiggyStar wrote:

Glad it got there! Does it fit?

Yep it fits

DonJon

Oz Jammer wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paQmDX79j_0&feature=related

I've seen a few, and I still think our original video shits over everything.
That first video was pure classic comedy

So disappointed they fucked up :(

Yeah put a smile on my face but still - our commentary was brilliant.

Will write letter this arvo.

Sucks being back in long pants, long shirt and SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

My hair saw some shampoo this morning after four days of salt water and chlorine.

aus_suz

Oz Jammer wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paQmDX79j_0&feature=related

I've seen a few, and I still think our original video shits over everything.
That first video was pure classic comedy

So disappointed they fucked up :(

WB to the pit Rob....:)
We missed ya all while u were gone.....we tried to get to 50k but it didnt happen....
Where is your vid? Who are the guys on the youtube clip..?

DonJon

Friday: One of the scariest takeoffs from Sydney in gale force winds – funny hearing the whole plane react. Greated by Wozza at Coolie for the journey north. Thanks Bud. Early bevs with Glen and Kylie. Free shuttle to Fishos (cheers Graham). Had a lovely boiled steak at Fishos (could have been braised). Lost Dogs were fantastic – thks for Whipping. The crowd really enjoyed it and good to meet so many like-minded people. Drank till 6am that morning after starting about 6pm. Awoke at about 930 feeling like shit.

Saturday: Still pissed with 3 hrs sleep – it was off to Casa Bonita in the Sam mobile. Pity it was a shit day but the water was still fun. Struggled badly with one of the nastiest hangovers Ive ever had and a splitting headache. Woz, Hinn, Rob, Sam and I started off slowly then built up. We all got air on the big solo slide (and a bruised arse) and stuck in the gates of another whilst trying to spin our transport. Emma joined us for the baddest ride there – proud of you mate! Remember trying not to spew at the smell of everyone’s hamburgers (you festy bastards).

Once the panadols kicked in at about 5 – it was time to crack a beer again. Off to the Hard Rock to a welcoming pint from Hin - dunka. Megan and Joel joined the fracas and we all had dinner – a lovely couple who conversed well above their age. 10oz Aussie burger was huge but this fat bastard got thru it. Free Jaeger shots and cheap dinner (Truuuuudes!) then a group photo under the Vs memorabilia. Back to the pad for more drinking and some classic entertainment from Sam and Rob playing guitar Hero on their Wii’s – some good laughs/photo’s. Bed about 4 and finally some decent sleep – went thru till about 1030.

Sunday: After the usual bacon and egg roll Rob and I went for a dip – as I was about to go under a wave I spotted a $100 note about 2 metres in front of me. I dived beautifully, got it in my left hand, smacked in the head by the wave and some grommet just made me richer - cheers.

Time to shit dacks - Sling Shot Bungy time. The first time I saw it I remember thinking “fark that’s faster than I thought”. But Im tough – evidenced by how much my hand was shaking. “Guys just let me know when you (LAUNCH) are ready” Thanks mate for the early takeoff. Screams, hysteric laughter and some damn funny comments and facials (This epic video was since taped over by the fat, pommy slut who operated our second jump).
Back to the apartment for BBQ. Sam turned the money given to him into 25kgs of meat and we had enough to feed about 30 people. Half hour in the spa seemed like the only down time we got then stuffed our faces. Hinn bought along Ivan who attempted to assist us in finishing the bourbon coated steaks.

Bungy round 2!! This was just as fun but the video wasn’t as good as the first (see notes re fat pommy slut above). After 6 beers and so much food we did well to not spew. Sammy I promise you Ill vomitron next year with ya!!!. Em, Sam, Trudy, Ivan and Hinn departed us early and Rob, Glen, Kylie and I drank till about 4 AGAIN. This was a classic session and the laughs turned to tears – if only that security guard new what we were saying!. A few hours sleep then had to clean to place – Ive never emptied so many beer bottles.
Glen, Rob and I played put put golf. I came last but Im still convinced they cheated.

The Trudy mobile got us to the airport at 3.05 for a 3.30 flight – seriously thought they wouldn’t let us on. Home safely. Awesome time.
Wozza, Sam, Emma and Trudy – words don’t describe the gratitude we all had for your efforts. Thank you!!!!!! Sammy also thanks for getting my medication – I tried my hardest to finish it but Im not the man I used to be. Rob, Kylie and Glen - great memories - great times and THANKS

Pissed about dvd

aus_suz

LOL....Sounds like a classic time was had....
Bet u were stoked about the 100 bucks.......:)
Back to reality hey?.....:)

threefish10

DonJon wrote:

Hows threefish? That was a real shame he couldnt get there

Fine now. bit pissed about missing the fun and meeting you guys.

my weekend was awesome, spent either in bed or on the couch asleep.

aus_suz

threefish10 wrote:

Fine now. bit pissed about missing the fun and meeting you guys.

my weekend was awesome, spent either in bed or on the couch asleep.

It may have been safer by the sounds...:p

Oz Jammer

aus_suz wrote:

It may have been safer by the sounds...:p

I'd have to agree
I'm feeling like shit ATM.

Most definitely worth it though

aus_suz

Oz Jammer wrote:

I'd have to agree
I'm feeling like shit ATM.

Most definitely worth it though

How did u go back at work today....:)

Oz Jammer

aus_suz wrote:

How did u go back at work today....:)

Awful :(
Started at 5am with only a 10 minute sleep on the train behind me.
Slowest shift I've ever done

vital5

Oz Jammer wrote:

Awful :(
Started at 5am with only a 10 minute sleep on the train behind me.
Slowest shift I've ever done

welcome to the real world

duggro

yo

i'm in melbourne for the weekend and having never been before, what should i try my best to see/go to???

i'm skint at the end of my travels, so anything cheap or free would be ideal!

if you can take a few secs to give some advice, drop me a PM

cheeers

aus_suz

duggro wrote:

yo

i'm in melbourne for the weekend and having never been before, what should i try my best to see/go to???

i'm skint at the end of my travels, so anything cheap or free would be ideal!

if you can take a few secs to give some advice, drop me a PM

cheeers

U could catch a tram down to St Kilda and go for a swim at St Kilda Beach.
There's a cool music shop cant remember the name tho.....
Theres a market at St Kilda on a Sunday, with lots of arty stuff.
Catch a coach bus down the Great Ocean Road to Torquay and check out Bells Beach...
U could get on the city circle tram thats free........and go round the city a few times.. Theres always the Museum.....:)

aus_suz

Rob was the Nirvana dvd u got called Unplugged and did u get it from JB?

Oz Jammer

aus_suz wrote:

Rob was the Nirvana dvd u got called Unplugged and did u get it from JB?

Yeah it was

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Love the Diary entries Brendan :)
Just makes you sound like a friggin Boozer who smoked weed and Rocked out... sums it up nicely