Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Well, im off to take child to school....:)
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    E.K wrote:
    Naughty girl. Ever heard of earplugs? You can buy them at any chemist. :)

    ILLEGAL IN A RESIDENTIAL ZONE :o arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    AND the tree keeps chopping heads off next door.. if it's not trimmed by weeks end it gets the chainsaw... that goes for the rooster too :eek: hehe

    thanks for all your suggestions (especially yours Sam, you are an idea man!)

    wtf does the council do all day?!?!? why can't we be allowed to take care of the trees lining our street? we did once before and the neighbours dobbed us in (HAHAHAHA) so now we wait... for the council.. who will never show..

    :mad:
    wah
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ILLEGAL IN A RESIDENTIAL ZONE :o arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    AND the tree keeps chopping heads off next door.. if it's not trimmed by weeks end it gets the chainsaw... that goes for the rooster too :eek: hehe

    thanks for all your suggestions (especially yours Sam, you are an idea man!)

    wtf does the council do all day?!?!? why can't we be allowed to take care of the trees lining our street? we did once before and the neighbours dobbed us in (HAHAHAHA) so now we wait... for the council.. who will never show..

    :mad:

    Copper nail............for both the tree AND the rooster :)
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Copper nail............for both the tree AND the rooster :)

    HAHA for the rooster too :eek: (bad) :eek:

    i was thinking just to let my cat Hercs into the coupy thing in the vacant lot with the rooster.. :eek:
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ILLEGAL IN A RESIDENTIAL ZONE arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    AND the tree keeps chopping heads off next door.. if it's not trimmed by weeks end it gets the chainsaw... that goes for the rooster too :eek: hehe

    thanks for all your suggestions (especially yours Sam, you are an idea man!)

    wtf does the council do all day?!?!? why can't we be allowed to take care of the trees lining our street? we did once before and the neighbours dobbed us in (HAHAHAHA) so now we wait... for the council.. who will never show..

    :mad:
    Exactly!!! Rude buggers :mad:

    Just be carefull.....roosters are savage, evil creatures :eek:
    We've had a few over the years (before we moved to town) and we've all been attacked plenty of times and they can do some damage - even Glenn was shit scared of them. They were raised from the egg too :(
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    ILLEGAL IN A RESIDENTIAL ZONE :o arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    AND the tree keeps chopping heads off next door.. if it's not trimmed by weeks end it gets the chainsaw... that goes for the rooster too :eek: hehe

    thanks for all your suggestions (especially yours Sam, you are an idea man!)

    wtf does the council do all day?!?!? why can't we be allowed to take care of the trees lining our street? we did once before and the neighbours dobbed us in (HAHAHAHA) so now we wait... for the council.. who will never show..

    :mad:

    It's weird that someone in suburban Adelaide would keep a rooster. Maybe they're just minding it for someone. I suppose they have chooks too?

    Our neighbours have a huge ficus benjamina which was shading out our bedroom window so I chopped half of it down the other day. Luckily no-one is living nextdoor at the moment. :)
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  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    E.K wrote:
    Naughty girl. Ever heard of earplugs? You can buy them at any chemist. :)
    Not that they should have to sleep (uncomfortably) with earplugs in.....they wouldn't do a thing....trust me - when you have a rooster that close, they're bloody loud.
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Exactly!!! Rude buggers :mad:

    Just be carefull.....roosters are savage, evil creatures :eek:
    We've had a few over the years (before we moved to town) and we've all been attacked plenty of times and they can do some damage - even Glenn was shit scared of them. They were raised from the egg too :(

    oh noooo, i won't put Hercs in there now :(

    how much bigger than chooks are they?
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    E.K wrote:
    It's weird that someone in suburban Adelaide would keep a rooster. Maybe they're just minding it for someone. I suppose they have chooks too?

    Our neighbours have a huge ficus benjamina which was shading out our bedroom window so I chopped half of it down the other day. Luckily no-one is living nextdoor at the moment. :)
    and lucky it's not your house......those things are destructive!! the roots grow straight for underground pipes and destroy them.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    oh noooo, i won't put Hercs in there now :(

    how much bigger than chooks are they?
    It depends on what kind of rooster it is. We've had some that stood as high as my thighs :eek:

    They have a special claw and thats how they do the dammage....launch at ya and start shredding :eek:
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    E.K wrote:
    It's weird that someone in suburban Adelaide would keep a rooster. Maybe they're just minding it for someone. I suppose they have chooks too?

    Our neighbours have a huge ficus benjamina which was shading out our bedroom window so I chopped half of it down the other day. Luckily no-one is living nextdoor at the moment. :)

    they're caterers :) gawd knows what else is in that vacant lot and every time the pup and i pass it on walks he always runs past it quick :eek:

    ooooh good work on the ficus! neighbours stuff is ok for us, we're all cool about trimming whatever gets out of control on our property..

    damn tree :mad: i'm off to take a photo and instead of emailing it, may just go into the council.. yes they should be scared :rolleyes:
    wah
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    It depends on what kind of rooster it is. We've had some that stood as high as my thighs :eek:

    They have a special claw and thats how they do the dammage....launch at ya and start shredding :eek:

    O M G :eek: i don't wanna go to investigate now :(

    it IS bloody loud and way off the norm (or what i think is the norm) schedule for crowing... NOT the break of dawn but a little earlier

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Cocks_Fighting.jpg

    :eek:
    wah
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    go buy another rooster, train it up, make a circle, spread the word fight to the death, take bets, sell the poultry at the end. :D
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Samule wrote:
    go buy another rooster, train it up, make a circle, spread the word fight to the death, take bets, sell the poultry at the end. :D

    ahahaahaha word

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/96423041_bba9ed6793.jpg

    is this guy gonna do the job? what shall i call him?
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    O M G :eek: i don't wanna go to investigate now :(

    it IS bloody loud and way off the norm (or what i think is the norm) schedule for crowing... NOT the break of dawn but a little earlier

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Cocks_Fighting.jpg

    :eek:

    and if you go to the council....complain about this large cock that keeps waking you! :eek: ;)
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ahahaahaha word

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/96423041_bba9ed6793.jpg

    is this guy gonna do the job? what shall i call him?
    *cough-gay rooster-cough*
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    and if you go to the council....complain about this large cock that keeps waking you! :eek: ;)

    LMAO...!!!

    but then also add it keeps waking up my brother too???

    :eek::eek::eek:
    wah
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    and lucky it's not your house......those things are destructive!! the roots grow straight for underground pipes and destroy them.

    It's a nice big two storey house with a pool in the backyard. It got sold 7 months ago and occasionally an Asian man lives there and works from home.. You can hear him babbling on the phone until 1 am. He might stay for about a week and disappears for months and comes back. We're waiting for the day he brings his whole family back over to live. :eek:
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  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    *cough-gay rooster-cough*

    are you paying out my mardi gras clad rooster? :( :D

    hehe!!

    did you have roosters when you had the kiddies ? :eek:
    wah
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    and if you go to the council....complain about this large cock that keeps waking you! :eek: ;)

    MWAAA HAAA HAA HAAAA HEEEE HEEEEE

    Choke Choke

    Best laugh I've had in ages. :D
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  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    O M G :eek: i don't wanna go to investigate now :(

    it IS bloody loud and way off the norm (or what i think is the norm) schedule for crowing... NOT the break of dawn but a little earlier

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Cocks_Fighting.jpg

    :eek:
    When i was in Thailand the locals took us out to the cock fights, it was the biggest underground thing i've ever been too. an hour drive, twenty minute walk, in the middle of a buffalo field under a big tree was a little circle with about 60 guys standing around. They would stitch little spikes onto the toes and in half time they would sew up their cuts, twas very interesting.
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    E.K wrote:
    It's a nice big two storey house with a pool in the backyard. It got sold 7 months ago and occasionally an Asian man lives there and works from home.. You can hear him babbling on the phone until 1 am. He might stay for about a week and disappears for months and comes back. We're waiting for the day he brings his whole family back over to live. :eek:

    awww sounds so pretty...

    does he have a family? :eek:
    wah
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    awww sounds so pretty...

    does he have a family? :eek:

    We're assuming he has and that one day they'll all show up.

    While else would you buy a large two storey house with a pool in an expensive suburb?
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    E.K wrote:
    We're assuming he has and that one day they'll all show up.

    While else would you buy a large two storey house with a pool in an expensive suburb?

    As a cover up for a multimillion dollar drug importation racket
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    E.K wrote:
    We're assuming he has and that one day they'll all show up.

    While else would you buy a large two storey house with a pool in an expensive suburb?

    http://www.thedaily.com.au/news/2008/may/12/aap-cannabis-plants-worth-1m-found-in-house/
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Samule wrote:
    When i was in Thailand the locals took us out to the cock fights, it was the biggest underground thing i've ever been too. an hour drive, twenty minute walk, in the middle of a buffalo field under a big tree was a little circle with about 60 guys standing around. They would stitch little spikes onto the toes and in half time they would sew up their cuts, twas very interesting.

    well you've solved Harry's problem of what to do in Thailand :D he can take the rooster and do some oz vs thai fights

    sounds very secretive... :D mostly locals or lots of tourists there too?
    wah
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    E.K wrote:
    We're assuming he has and that one day they'll all show up.

    While else would you buy a large two storey house with a pool in an expensive suburb?

    haha yeh you'd HOPE so :eek:

    or that they don't live in a secret basement or something.. :(

    just reading on the China earthquake.. mother nature has not been very nice of late :(
    wah
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    well you've solved Harry's problem of what to do in Thailand :D he can take the rooster and do some oz vs thai fights

    sounds very secretive... :D mostly locals or lots of tourists there too?
    we were the only tourists, it was a huge big argument when we showed up, but the guy we were with we seem to think he was the boss of mafia or something. he just walked over and said two words then they all dispersed, he did it in so many situations, twas crazy...
  • E.KE.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    DonJon wrote:

    I suspected drugs too when heaps of mysterious small boxes start arriving just after he moved in. Anyway occasionally I empty his mail box and put the letters under his front door. One day I had a snoop at the envelopes and saw that he gets mail from NAB online trading.
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  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089

    just reading on the China earthquake.. mother nature has not been very nice of late :(

    I said the exact thing to my flatmate last night. Some nasty stuff going down
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
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