Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    what kind of dog is it?

    small enough to sneak out? ;):D

    Yeah it is :)
    He's a foxydoodle (1/2 foxy 1/2 poodle)
    I'll see if I can find a pic
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    i see.. newish in the community and trying to settle in.. must be hard at first for sure i hope with time it improves and they make the effort to welcome you in 'cos if it were to continue this way then.. wtf? :eek: nah you don't come across as whiny etc etc at all.. i may start a new job soon and can see myself being in a similar situation

    8 bourbons HAHAHAHAAA! pearl jam fans really love their bourbon..
    OK you 2 (Stella and Sairs).....

    I s'pose I'm lucky...not exactly shy and have no probs meeting new people....just bowl in a start talking :D (it's a shock to you all, I know ;) )

    anyhoo....try what I did when we first moved here. My first big introduction to all the local chicks....I was invited to a Tuppaware party, which turned out to just be an excuse for them all to sit around and drink.....at the end of the night I was pretty pissed.....stacked it.....when I hit the dirt I farted (really loudly) :eek: and I've been great mates with them all since :D
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Yeah I know. He always ate chocolate on the sly. The Maltesers incident came about by the fact that my ex left the bag on her bed while she was downstairs.
    One year he ate all of my girlfriends' Easter Eggs :eek:

    He also used to go through bins looking for chocolate wrappers. You'd come into the room and find papers strewn across the floor with little Sam lying in the
    midst of the chaos
    What was Sam doing there :eek: :D

    How cute!
    My cousins dog used to do that, except he would eat the wrapper too, and she would find his little doo doo's with al foil in them :)
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Yeah, I hate it cause it makes you feel like youre back in school, like Kylie said!!

    I pretty much like any alcohol, except for Gin and Tonics

    damn those school bitches :eek: i was in the 'mixed bag' group at school.. we hung out outside the music centre, yes, very cool :p

    yeh same for me.. but.. i don't like beer :( don't mind coronas but..

    no beer :(
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Yeah, I hate it cause it makes you feel like youre back in school, like Kylie said!!

    I pretty much like any alcohol, except for Gin and Tonics
    It wasn't me that said it....it was Stella :)
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    and she would find his little doo doo's with al foil in them :)

    awww you make it sound so CUTE :D;):eek:
    wah
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    OK you 2 (Stella and Sairs).....

    I s'pose I'm lucky...not exactly shy and have no probs meeting new people....just bowl in a start talking :D (it's a shock to you all, I know ;) )

    anyhoo....try what I did when we first moved here. My first big introduction to all the local chicks....I was invited to a Tuppaware party, which turned out to just be an excuse for them all to sit around and drink.....at the end of the night I was pretty pissed.....stacked it.....when I hit the dirt I farted (really loudly) and I've been great mates with them all since
    LMFAO :D:D

    I can fart on command so do you think I should just.....ahem......relax?????

    Im trying to imagine you spreadeagled on the floor in the middle of plastic containers and fluro coloured drink bottles, letting one rip :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    It wasn't me that said it....it was Stella :)
    oops!! Sorry Stella/Kylie :o
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    OK you 2 (Stella and Sairs).....

    I s'pose I'm lucky...not exactly shy and have no probs meeting new people....just bowl in a start talking (it's a shock to you all, I know )

    anyhoo....try what I did when we first moved here. My first big introduction to all the local chicks....I was invited to a Tuppaware party, which turned out to just be an excuse for them all to sit around and drink.....at the end of the night I was pretty pissed.....stacked it.....when I hit the dirt I farted (really loudly) :eek: and I've been great mates with them all since

    HAHAHAAHHAA...

    love it :D;):D

    yay for tupperware!

    glad i've had coles or else i'd be a mute :eek: i used to be shockingly shy but now.. hahahaha
    wah
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    damn those school bitches :eek: i was in the 'mixed bag' group at school.. we hung out outside the music centre, yes, very cool :p

    yeh same for me.. but.. i don't like beer :( don't mind coronas but..

    no beer :(
    Oh, I LOVE beer :D

    Have you tried that Barefoot Beer?? Its a citrus beer, and doesnt really taste like beer, or Strongbows for that matter!

    You may like them?
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    LMFAO :D:D

    I can fart on command so do you think I should just.....ahem......relax?????

    Im trying to imagine you spreadeagled on the floor in the middle of plastic containers and fluro coloured drink bottles, letting one rip :D

    hahaahaha i won't look at tupperware the same again :(:D
    wah
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Yeah it is :)
    He's a foxydoodle (1/2 foxy 1/2 poodle)
    I'll see if I can find a pic
    :eek: that is THE coolest name of dog I have EVER heard :D:D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Yeah I know. He always ate chocolate on the sly. The Maltesers incident came about by the fact that my ex left the bag on her bed while she was downstairs.
    One year he ate all of my girlfriends' Easter Eggs :eek:

    He also used to go through bins looking for chocolate wrappers. You'd come into the room and find papers strewn across the floor with little Sam lying in the
    midst of the chaos
    LMAO!!! How gorgeous!!!!! :D
    My Mums dog has a tissue fetish and does exactly the same thing but with tissues :confused: Chocolates I can understand, but tissues - wtf?
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oh, I LOVE beer :D

    Have you tried that Barefoot Beer?? Its a citrus beer, and doesnt really taste like beer, or Strongbows for that matter!

    You may like them?

    nope but now i have to .. :D
    wah
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    HAHAHAAHHAA...

    love it :D;):D

    yay for tupperware!

    glad i've had coles or else i'd be a mute :eek: i used to be shockingly shy but now.. hahahaha
    doesnt it piss you off when you get customers in and you try and talk to them and they are completely void of any emotion...and dont even LOOK at you??? And treat you like you are just a robot who has no feelings....?
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    :eek: that is THE coolest name of dog I have EVER heard :D:D

    :D
    Here he is - http://s194.photobucket.com/albums/z32/oz_jammer/Random/?action=view&current=Sam.jpg
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    LMAO!!! How gorgeous!!!!! :D
    My Mums dog has a tissue fetish and does exactly the same thing but with tissues :confused: Chocolates I can understand, but tissues - wtf?
    Messy!! Can she get the strongly scented ones that may deter her dog??

    Does sound kinda cute!
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    Awwww, Rob what a clever little dog :)

    Chocolate is actually one of the worst thing ya can give a dog.....can eventually kill them :(


    Its keeps building up in there bodies until it kills them its very bad... :(

    Apparently our neighbours son told Phoebe our dogs are noisy barking and his mum has to feed them chocolate... :eek:
    The other day I found toast in the tree in the backyard...........I pegged it back over their fence..:eek:
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    doesnt it piss you off when you get customers in and you try and talk to them and they are completely void of any emotion...and dont even LOOK at you??? And treat you like you are just a robot who has no feelings....?

    hehe at first it did but if you let that get to you.. you won't survive checkout :eek:

    there are ways to make them pay.. like heavy packing and giving change in 5 cent pieces :D

    hardcore i know hahahahahaa
    wah
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    aus_suz wrote:
    The other day I found toast in the tree in the backyard...........I pegged it back over their fence..:eek:
    Ask for some Vegemite with it next time :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    hehe at first it did but if you let that get to you.. you won't survive checkout :eek:

    there are ways to make them pay.. like heavy packing and giving change in 5 cent pieces :D

    hardcore i know hahahahahaa
    Youre so funny :)
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    aus_suz wrote:
    ....and his mum has to feed them chocolate... :eek:
    The other day I found toast in the tree in the backyard...........I pegged it back over their fence..:eek:

    O M G Suz :eek:

    that's awful.. :( your dogs stay indoors alot don't they?
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Yeah it is :)
    He's a foxydoodle (1/2 foxy 1/2 poodle)
    I'll see if I can find a pic
    LOL!!!
    Sing it with me
    "You know you are a cute little....heart breaker.....FOXYDOODLE".....be beow be be beow (that's s'posed to be the guitar bit :D )
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Soooooo cute!!!!!!!!!! :):)

    That pic was taken 2 years ago when he was 11 years old
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Youre so funny :)

    no, just sad :(:o

    will admit i'll miss that place when i have to leave.. retail reminds you how stupid and nice the human race can be.. sometimes you need to be reminded of BOTH to maintain your sanity :):D
    wah
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    hehe at first it did but if you let that get to you.. you won't survive checkout :eek:

    there are ways to make them pay.. like heavy packing and giving change in 5 cent pieces :D

    hardcore i know hahahahahaa


    I make their Fizzy drinks fizzier.....hehe.....
    Or squash their bread.....:)
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    There has been breaking news on FB.....a certain member of ours has JUST updated status and thankfully, still has his willy...


    phew!
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    aus_suz wrote:
    I make their Fizzy drinks fizzier.....hehe.....
    Or squash their bread.....:)
    :eek:
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
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