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Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    she is a 1 meter tall belly dancer WTF?


    i can't wait to tell bianca, she's gonna laugh so hard she might shit.

    :eek: Not in FRONT OF YOU hopefully!!! :D
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  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Ohhhhh....That's sad! :( How long until you see him again? June? The kids don't get to see him though, do they?
    The plans for his next trip have changed a few times in the last week or so :rolleyes: At one stage I was gonna be heading to Brizzy alone (YESS!!!!!)

    But he's worked it now so that he'll come back here to Dwellingup for about 5 days and then he'll fly to Brizzy with me on the 6th and he'll go back to Townsville on the Monday (9th). I'll then go back to Surfers with Sam and fly back to Perth from there either the next day or the day after.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    she is a 1 meter tall belly dancer WTF?


    i can't wait to tell bianca, she's gonna laugh so hard she might shit.
    Make sure she shits in front of you :);)
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    there is a dude camping out infront of the new Krispy Kreme store that opens tomorrow morning in brissie.

    man, i'm heading down there now!
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    there is a dude camping out infront of the new Krispy Kreme store that opens tomorrow morning in brissie.

    man, i'm heading down there now!
    WTF!!! :eek: Why would he do that??? FREAK!!!
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    i thought it came out last week, the 25th?

    but what do i know

    Im sure way more than me. I havent even watched my beloved 930 SBS news or dateline for weeks. Feel like an ostrich with my head buried.

    You prob are right about last week. If that werent the case then it would def be this one
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Im sure way more than me. I havent even watched my beloved 930 SBS news or dateline for weeks. Feel like an ostrich with my head buried.

    You prob are right about last week. If that werent the case then it would def be this one
    Sounds like it might be out....seeing as though it was JJJ's feature album??

    BTW!!! Sam's at work til late, so I will tell you that I'm pretty sure he had a good time at BnE. I got a very late, VERY drunk phone call from him after it and he'd had a good night LOL!
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Hey Brendan???? When you and Rob were at The Grosvenor in Feb; did they say anything about doing any maintenence or work there?? I've been trying to make a booking with them since last week and not having much luck....most sites say they're not available for bookings???

    I might have to phone them??

    Negative.

    Just ring em. They better not touched my penthouse
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    yeah if it isn't bad enough the dude dated sophie monk, he dumped her for paris hilton.


    she gave me the herpes

    Thats one way over rated chick that Monk. She's got the weirdest head. I rather stick my dick in one of the chicks from the biggest loser
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    OH MY FUCKING GOD.

    there is a midget in the big brother house!

    Please dont tell me you watch that shit too Glenn?

    Did I read somewhere last week that the little rat Corey partyboy yellow sunnies dickhead hat goose is on it too. Hopefully they pound the little bastard
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Negative.

    Just ring em. They better not touched my penthouse
    LOL! Maybe they're bringing the apartment I stayed in into this century? :D

    I've actually been thinking (OUCH :eek: ) I might even book somewhere different.....try somewhere different. It'll only be for a night or 2, so it won't really matter if it's no good.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Thats one way over rated chick that Monk. She's got the weirdest head. I rather stick my dick in one of the chicks from the biggest loser
    I agree...never seen what all the fuss is about her....and the last time I saw her on telly, she had lost waaaay too much weight - looked sick!

    The blonde chick that in the Biggest Loser finale is a sweety :) I'm hoping young Sam will win it though :)
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    LOL! Maybe they're bringing the apartment I stayed in into this century? :D

    I've actually been thinking (OUCH :eek: ) I might even book somewhere different.....try somewhere different. It'll only be for a night or 2, so it won't really matter if it's no good.

    Traitor!!!

    I just love that balcony and the beach access. Plenty to choose from tho
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Please dont tell me you watch that shit too Glenn?

    Did I read somewhere last week that the little rat Corey partyboy yellow sunnies dickhead hat goose is on it too. Hopefully they pound the little bastard
    I'm gonna watch it this year :o It looks like it's going to be different than all the other years. I'll at least watch the first few shows and see what it's like, anyway.

    I heard something about that Corey dick going in there too......just what he needs....more attention :rolleyes: He'd love it! :mad:
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Traitor!!!

    I just love that balcony and the beach access. Plenty to choose from tho
    Yeah I loved it there too! Great little place, beautiful view, perfect position.
    Maybe I should book your apartment. I could leave a little surprise hidden somewhere for you for when you stay there in October :D

    Any news on your trip over here yet??
    Will you definitely be coming, or is it just a might at the moment?
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Yeah I loved it there too! Great little place, beautiful view, perfect position.
    Maybe I should book your apartment. I could leave a little surprise hidden somewhere for you for when you stay there in October :D

    Any news on your trip over here yet??
    Will you definitely be coming, or is it just a might at the moment?

    Please ask me permission before you book my apartment. Yes a bud would be nice. Maybe in the air conditioning vent? :D

    No news yet - I will contact him 2morrow to find out.
    Its in no way def - Id say 70% to be honest. He did this last year, gave me the companied credit card details and said 'book your flights and stay where you wont' I came in the next day with booking being about #5 on my to do list. Phone rang and he said "Im arriving in Sydney on friday - gonna kill two birds with one stone and see a client whilst Im over there"

    Didnt bother to check if I had any meetings or anything on that particular day . Typical silk
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    DonJon wrote:
    Please ask me permission before you book my apartment. Yes a bud would be nice. Maybe in the air conditioning vent? :D

    No news yet - I will contact him 2morrow to find out.
    Its in no way def - Id say 70% to be honest. He did this last year, gave me the companied credit card details and said 'book your flights and stay where you wont' I came in the next day with booking being about #5 on my to do list. Phone rang and he said "Im arriving in Sydney on friday - gonna kill two birds with one stone and see a client whilst Im over there"

    Didnt bother to check if I had any meetings or anything on that particular day . Typical silk
    LOL! Nah.....I'll leave your apartment for you. It'll prolly only be Sam and I so I won't be needing a 2 bedroom apartment.....Sam can have the couch :D

    Oh I get ya.....you're waiting on the client to confirm. I thought you were waiting on your Dad to let you know what's happening.

    Whatever....just gives me something to look forward to :) Hope you do come over! even if it is for a very short visit.
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    I'm gonna watch it this year :o It looks like it's going to be different than all the other years. I'll at least watch the first few shows and see what it's like, anyway.

    I heard something about that Corey dick going in there too......just what he needs....more attention :rolleyes: He'd love it! :mad:
    BB isnt shown down here 'til 11:30 pm...WTF??? :eek:
    I cant work out whether im happy or sad...I would love to see a midget belly dancer...maybe she could suck Coreys dick if his neck gets a bit sore from doing it himself! :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    :eek: Just got an sms from (my) Glenn and his connecting flight from Brizzy to Townsville has been delayed until 12:45 :( He's SPEWING!!!!
    Geez! There's just so much to do to pass the time at Brisbane airport....NOT! :rolleyes:

    Friggen Qantas :mad: They are hopeless! I don't think he's had a trip yet, that there hasn't been a delay somwhere....and it's never a short delay - always hours.
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    :eek: Just got an sms from (my) Glenn and his connecting flight from Brizzy to Townsville has been delayed until 12:45 :( He's SPEWING!!!!
    Geez! There's just so much to do to pass the time at Brisbane airport....NOT! :rolleyes:

    Friggen Qantas :mad: They are hopeless! I don't think he's had a trip yet, that there hasn't been a delay somwhere....and it's never a short delay - always hours.


    unlucky, briso airport sucks balls.

    if i lived closer to the airport i'd go pick him up and let him chillax at my crib for a while.

    but by the time i got there and came home i'd probably have to turn around and take him back to the airport.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    unlucky, briso airport sucks balls.

    if i lived closer to the airport i'd go pick him up and let him chillax at my crib for a while.

    but by the time i got there and came home i'd probably have to turn around and take him back to the airport.
    Yes it does....it's very similar to Perth airport :rolleyes: only thing to do there is catch planes.....nothing else!

    Nice thought :) He'll survive - he'll prolly just be very drunk by the time he gets on the Townsville flight :eek: I hope they give him the day off work tomorrow - he's gonna be buggered!
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    have you seen balls of fury kylie?


    i just rented it, it looks like it's either gonna be funny, or fucking shit.


    i think i'm leaning towards fucking shit.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    have you seen balls of fury kylie?


    i just rented it, it looks like it's either gonna be funny, or fucking shit.


    i think i'm leaning towards fucking shit.
    No I haven't....I remember thinking the same....that it'd either be my kinda humour or absolute shite. I think it might be the latter?? Let me know, though :D

    Have been thinking about a movie I saw years ago calle Baseketball. Have you seen it? .....I remember I pissed myself laughing and wanna see it again. It was about these dudes that invented a game that was a cross between baseball and basketball.
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    No I haven't....I remember thinking the same....that it'd either be my kinda humour or absolute shite. I think it might be the latter?? Let me know, though :D

    Have been thinking about a movie I saw years ago calle Baseketball. Have you seen it? .....I remember I pissed myself laughing and wanna see it again. It was about these dudes that invented a game that was a cross between baseball and basketball.


    yeah, trey parker and matt stone, the south park guys made that.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    yeah, trey parker and matt stone, the south park guys made that.
    That's the one :D

    I remembered I loved it......but that was years ago now, so it'll be interesting to see if i still think it's funny now.
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    Yeah Bliss and Eso were awesome Brendan, cheers for that.
    And fark off kylie you can have the couch bish.
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    Baseketball is quite a good laugh if i remember correctly, i may have to hire it again soon.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    WTF!!!!
    I had one of those telemarketing chicks call on the weekend, conducting some consumer survey. I usually say I'm not gonna do it, but I was sitting outside having a coffee and a ciggy when she rang so thought "why not".....anyhoo.....I just had a call from a chick conducting a survey on the person who conducted the survey I did on the weekend :eek: :D

    LMFAO!!! Am I going to get a call in a couple of days from a chick conducting a survey on the chick that conducted the survey tonight on the chick that conducted the survey on the weekend ?? :confused::D
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    LMFAO!!! Am I going to get a call in a couple of days from a chick conducting a survey on the chick that conducted the survey tonight on the chick that conducted the survey on the weekend ?? :confused::D
    no
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Samule wrote:
    Yeah Bliss and Eso were awesome Brendan, cheers for that.
    And fark off kylie you can have the couch bish.
    OK :) I'm quite happy to do that.

    When I stayed in Sydney...and Rob stayed with me....I actually offered him my bed and said I'd have the couch - besides the fact he was my guest - he's a giant and would've had more room in the bed :)
    BUUUT....Rob being such a gentleman, took the couch :)

    I should have known NOT to expect that of you, Sammy D :D
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