Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    Have fun at Uni, Sam :D and remember, if you get a stiffy....just hold your books in front of you ;)
    I'm wearing small undies so that if something does happen to harden it will be locked inside some undies..
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    Byeeee Everyone, enjoy your afternoons.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Samule wrote:
    I'm wearing small undies so that if something does happen to harden it will be locked inside some undies..
    :eek:

    Rrrrrrrrrrrrrip! :eek:
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    noooo it's not her!!
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Samule wrote:
    noooo it's not her!!
    :(

    Oh well, I guess you can whip those small undies off then.
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    :(

    Oh well, I guess you can whip those small undies off then.
    Nah, there's a hot chick sitting across from me.
    excuse me, i need help... :rolleyes:+
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    :eek:

    I got a call from UPS in Perth and they hand balled me onto the sub-agent that are s'posed to be delivering my board. So, I rang them. The lady I spoke to did a track on my board and said it should've been delivered last week and she can't find where it is - it's missing in action :eek:



    OMFG!!!!! I'm just about to start crying :(
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    Have fun at Uni, Sam :D and remember, if you get a stiffy....just hold your books in front of you ;)

    aha - and just what are you studying at uni sam???
    impatience is a gift ........
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    :eek:

    I got a call from UPS in Perth and they hand balled me onto the sub-agent that are s'posed to be delivering my board. So, I rang them. The lady I spoke to did a track on my board and said it should've been delivered last week and she can't find where it is - it's missing in action :eek:



    OMFG!!!!! I'm just about to start crying :(

    oh fuck no!!!!!

    i know its no replacement, but it was insured i hope
    impatience is a gift ........
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    zenith wrote:
    aha - and just what are you studying at uni sam???
    Hot lecturers ;)
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    zenith wrote:
    aha - and just what are you studying at uni sam???
    I'm doing nursing, and usually this class i have a hot lecturer... not today. :(
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    :eek:

    I got a call from UPS in Perth and they hand balled me onto the sub-agent that are s'posed to be delivering my board. So, I rang them. The lady I spoke to did a track on my board and said it should've been delivered last week and she can't find where it is - it's missing in action :eek:



    OMFG!!!!! I'm just about to start crying :(
    noooooooo that bites.. :( there there :(
    stupid people.
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    zenith wrote:
    oh fuck no!!!!!

    i know its no replacement, but it was insured i hope
    yeah....and yeah definitely NO REPLACEMENT - it's priceless IMO!!! not to mention, it cost just as much to get it delivered and I doubt that's covered by insurance :(


    FARK!!!!!! I'm freaking here!!!

    She's trying to track it down...............................
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    yeah....and yeah definitely NO REPLACEMENT - it's priceless IMO!!! not to mention, it cost just as much to get it delivered and I doubt that's covered by insurance :(


    FARK!!!!!! I'm freaking here!!!

    She's trying to track it down...............................
    Shit, hang in there, they will find it!! they must!! It's not as if it's small or anything..
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    Samule wrote:
    I'm doing nursing, and usually this class i have a hot lecturer... not today. :(

    :D

    and since we are talking trouser snakes - sort of - aus boys do answer .....

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=280757
    impatience is a gift ........
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    *curled up in the foetal position, crying like a baby*

    I need Glenn here NOW!!! I need cuddles :( :( :( :( :(
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    yeah....and yeah definitely NO REPLACEMENT - it's priceless IMO!!! not to mention, it cost just as much to get it delivered and I doubt that's covered by insurance :(


    FARK!!!!!! I'm freaking here!!!

    She's trying to track it down...............................

    oh for god sake id be having someones neck choped for this stuff up


    even if it does turn up, sue them for mental anguish or something - maybe youll recoup your postage costs.....
    impatience is a gift ........
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    *curled up in the foetal position, crying like a baby*

    I need Glenn here NOW!!! I need cuddles :( :( :( :(

    *HUGS*xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    :(
    impatience is a gift ........
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    zenith wrote:
    :D

    and since we are talking trouser snakes - sort of - aus boys do answer .....

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=280757
    :eek: OMG!!! Living with up to 3 penis' myself....that is my MAJOR whinge!!!!
    I've threatened the boys....telling them that they can clean their toilet from now....they just deny and blame each other and say their not gonna clean the other one's pee :rolleyes:
    Yeah! Well why should I???! :mad:

    I'm sure my boys don't even hold their willys when they go to the toilet.....just stand in front of the loo and let it go off like a fire hose :eek:
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    I always blame my brother for the excess pee, he blames me for the excess pee, none of us honestly know how it gets there..
    Thats why mum has her own loo. she refuses to go anywhere near ours or our rooms or anything.
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    *curled up in the foetal position, crying like a baby*

    I need Glenn here NOW!!! I need cuddles
    its all good hun!
    its a big arse, fuck off surf board! Its bound to be just chilling with some other transit packages, waiting for the dumb f**ks to find him! Let us know the progress!
    Im sure if something does happen, ol ed will give you another...maybe :confused:
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    Off to work for me. Hope it gets sorted out Kylie, let me know the progress.
    Ciao, i'm off to wee on the seat. :D
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Samule wrote:
    I always blame my brother for the excess pee, he blames me for the excess pee, none of us honestly know how it gets there..
    Thats why mum has her own loo. she refuses to go anywhere near ours or our rooms or anything.
    man wee smells more pungent than women wee I think.
    I have to clean ALL wee in my house, coz my kids are only 5 and 2. Plus last time my husband cleaned the toilet (when I had 4 wisdom teeth out) he used bubble bath and it was VERY interesting!!!!

    FYI: My husband and I have been together for over 6 years and that was the ONLY time he has ever cleaned the toilet :eek:
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    Samule wrote:
    I always blame my brother for the excess pee, he blames me for the excess pee, none of us honestly know how it gets there..
    Thats why mum has her own loo. she refuses to go anywhere near ours or our rooms or anything.

    that & the stink - i swear!! how come boys pee stinks so much huh?? I wish i had my own loo...
    impatience is a gift ........
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Samule wrote:
    Off to work for me. Hope it gets sorted out Kylie, let me know the progress.
    Ciao, i'm off to wee on the seat. :D
    happy pissing! :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    zenith wrote:
    that & the stink - i swear!! how come boys pee stinks so much huh?? I wish i had my own loo...
    infection of our doodles? either that or i've noticed boys don't pee as much as girls so maybe the longer sitting time makes it go stale and ferment and go smelly?
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    its all good hun!
    its a big arse, fuck off surf board! Its bound to be just chilling with some other transit packages, waiting for the dumb f**ks to find him! Let us know the progress!
    Im sure if something does happen, ol ed will give you another...maybe :confused:

    you know thats a thought - the insurance and maybe rob might explain what happened to mr. richards, and since it was all for charity you never do know

    but anyway - its not going to need to come to that because its going to turn up safe & sound & look 100000000 times better in real life that you even dreamed it would!
    impatience is a gift ........
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Samule wrote:
    I always blame my brother for the excess pee, he blames me for the excess pee, none of us honestly know how it gets there..
    Thats why mum has her own loo. she refuses to go anywhere near ours or our rooms or anything.
    It must be your bro! You didn't pee on the toilet seat when you stayed here.....or were you just a good boy and cleaned it off ? :)
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    It must be your bro! You didn't pee on the toilet seat when you stayed here.....or were you just a good boy and cleaned it off ? :)
    I lifted the seat... and if i didn't i blamed it on Connor. ;)
    I also get blamed for dried toothpaste on the tap where is spit it out.. i swear it isn't me, i always get it into the sink..
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    Samule wrote:
    infection of our doodles? either that or i've noticed boys don't pee as much as girls so maybe the longer sitting time makes it go stale and ferment and go smelly?

    aha - ive noticed boys dont go thru life with a 9pound baby sitting/kicking the shit out of their bladders for nine months every couple of years at some point in their life - try it and i guarentee youd go a little more often too

    and thats gross - sitting round going stale - pee it out eewwwww
    impatience is a gift ........
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