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Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I'd love a little afro triangle. I'd pick up guys and when they slipped my undies off they'd see a little afro with a pink afro comb stuck in it! ha ha ha LOL :D Man I'm laughing out loud! ha ha ha



    youre sick.....LMAO
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    Whats below your waist?



    My hair....didnt u ask me that?????
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    ha ha

    Noooo, I meant what did she do after you said that?

    I dont think she realised what Id said till I was out the door - just a blank expression.

    Im the first one to abuse someone in public for rudeness or agression etc. On the reciprocal Im the first one to defend someone being picked on or help an old lady across the road - like the bus load of passengers I yell out the other week when a guy fell of his chair and concussed himself and no on fuckin moved. I came from about 6 seats back to help the fat bastard up - that was a session of deadlifts on its own
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    aus_suz wrote:
    youre sick.....LMAO

    I reckon it would be cute! Not on me though....on someone else! Matching pink afro combs -- big one for the head, little one for the muff! :D
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    My hair....didnt u ask me that?????

    Yeah but isnt your arse under your waist? ANd you said your hair was just below your waist. Or are you configured differently down there :eek:
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    DonJon wrote:
    I dont think she realised what Id said till I was out the door - just a blank expression.

    Im the first one to abuse someone in public for rudeness or agression etc. On the reciprocal Im the first one to defend someone being picked on or help an old lady across the road - like the bus load of passengers I yell out the other week when a guy fell of his chair and concussed himself and no on fuckin moved. I came from about 6 seats back to help the fat bastard up - that was a session of deadlifts on its own

    Ohhhhh....arent you nice! Need more people like you. Leigh always helps elderly people -- he's got a thing for purple hair I think! :D
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    I reckon it would be cute! Not on me though....on someone else! Matching pink afro combs -- big one for the head, little one for the muff! :D



    ewwwww your'e a worry Zig.....I keep hearing bad 70's porno music ....LOL
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    Yeah but isnt your arse under your waist? ANd you said your hair was just below your waist. Or are you configured differently down there :eek:



    Like u have like totally like confused me..:p
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    How long is your hair? Is it past your arse?



    No its between my waist and arse...LOL


    Show me a pic of your gay hair cut....
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    Like u have like totally like confused me..:p

    Like Deeeer :rolleyes:

    Nah not down to my arse anymore.....just past my waist...

    And if your arse is below your waist then your hair would be down to your arse. Maybe Im confused
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    No its between my waist and arse...LOL


    Show me a pic of your gay hair cut....

    Show me a pic of your arse
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    It can't be because they're ginger....maybe ginger headed people have low self esteem because we call then gingers and they therefore have bad hygeine habits? They probably think "no one loves me so why should I care about down there?"
    I did try and dispute this... but they were blatantly arguing... i guess the ginger i was with was a dye job... lol.... or maybe all these people meet skanks :p
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    Like Deeeer :rolleyes:

    Like Deer shouldnt that be like Dear?????
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    DonJon wrote:
    Show me a pic of your arse
    l_9fb0622ea712b30d5e07a8650118ea76.jpg

    You asked.. :D:D
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    aus_suz wrote:
    Would ppl with really frizzy ginga hair have really frizzy ginga pubes....???
    doesnt everyone have ginger pubes? ;) hehe
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    Show me a pic of your arse


    u show me first..LOL
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    aus_suz wrote:
    I saw that too, was that Merrick and Rosso or Hamish and whats his name...
    well if that's the case they stole comedy!!

    I think it was either Little Britain or... Bo Selecta...
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    vital5 wrote:
    doesnt everyone have ginger pubes? ;) hehe


    ewwwwww ...why do u????
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    DonJon wrote:
    I dont think she realised what Id said till I was out the door - just a blank expression.

    Im the first one to abuse someone in public for rudeness or agression etc. On the reciprocal Im the first one to defend someone being picked on or help an old lady across the road - like the bus load of passengers I yell out the other week when a guy fell of his chair and concussed himself and no on fuckin moved. I came from about 6 seats back to help the fat bastard up - that was a session of deadlifts on its own
    "come you fat bastard... up you get.... no need to worry DonJon is here!"
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    Samule wrote:
    l_9fb0622ea712b30d5e07a8650118ea76.jpg

    You asked.. :D:D


    muscley looking arses..LOL
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Ohhhhh....arent you nice! Need more people like you. Leigh always helps elderly people -- he's got a thing for purple hair I think! :D
    or he's like the granny lover on little britain.... that is sick :p
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    Like Deer shouldnt that be like Dear?????

    No Dear. I meant deeer like as in like idiot
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Samule wrote:
    l_9fb0622ea712b30d5e07a8650118ea76.jpg

    You asked.. :D:D

    Gold!!!
    Suz can ya top that?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    u show me first..LOL

    Right lets shake on this. Ill show you a photo of my hairdo - you your arse
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    DonJon wrote:
    No Dear. I meant deeer like as in like idiot
    Wouldn't it be spelt derrrrrrrrrrr????
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    DonJon wrote:
    Right lets shake on this. Ill show you a photo of my hairdo - you your arse
    Be careful not to make Ziggy jealous now... ;)
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Samule wrote:
    Wouldn't it be spelt derrrrrrrrrrr????

    Yep it would actually
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Samule wrote:
    Be careful not to make Ziggy jealous now... ;)
    Ssshhh Im working on them both
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    DonJon wrote:
    Yep it would actually
    only cause i'm like so young and like know all the lingo and like whatever i mean a derrr are you stoopid, whatever..
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    DonJon wrote:
    Ssshhh Im working on them both
    Smoooooooooth operator!!!








    Any tips for me??? ;):D
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