Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    threefish10 wrote:
    and besides, you only fucked her in the arse.

    Well, doesn't that class as 'safe sex' :)
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    never a dull day at Coles...
    wah
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    illegal_pants wrote:
    hahaaa

    uh oh... not planned? :eek:

    so your looking for a female to handle the avos and melons?

    Not planned at all. She's in her first year of uni, and the father's in his first year of TAFE

    Yes we need a new female to handle avos and melons :)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    hahaaa

    uh oh... not planned? :eek:

    so your looking for a female to handle the avos and melons?
    and don't forget the pineapples! WHORE-OFF!! WHORE OFF!!!
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    What do you reckon Stella?
    The stores 5 minutes away from the beach. In fact, you can hear the waves breaking when you're in the car-park
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    and don't forget the pineapples! WHORE-OFF!! WHORE OFF!!!

    It's the Continental Cucumbers I'd be more wary of :eek:
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Not planned at all. She's in her first year of uni, and the father's in his first year of TAFE

    Yes we need a new female to handle avos and melons :)

    ooooh, busy times ahead... :eek:

    hope the replacement does the job ;)
    wah
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    illegal_pants wrote:
    ooooh, busy times ahead... :eek:

    hope the replacement does the job ;)

    I'd be happy if Rochelle from the deli came back to work with us...........
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    and don't forget the pineapples! WHORE-OFF!! WHORE OFF!!!

    :eek::eek::eek:

    HAHAHAAHA!!!

    damn customers want them in a bag of their own...

    i've ruined many loaves of bread with that shit :eek: only downside of green bags :mad:
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    It's the Continental Cucumbers I'd be more wary of :eek:
    LOL!! Do you know...I always feel so embarrassed buying them :o especially choosing the right one....usually just grab any one and chuck it in the trolly as fast as I can.
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    What do you reckon Stella?
    The stores 5 minutes away from the beach. In fact, you can hear the waves breaking when you're in the car-park

    ha where do i sign?

    my uni supervisor has me on a leash...

    i'm happy with my store, we get crazies being near the state's mental facility... and snobs being in a posh area... great mix :eek:
    wah
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    It's the Continental Cucumbers I'd be more wary of :eek:

    i hate packing those and zucchinis :eek:

    ahaha...

    LMAO Kylie :eek:
    wah
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    LOL!! Do you know...I always feel so embarrassed buying them :o especially choosing the right one....usually just grab any one and chuck it in the trolly as fast as I can.

    guilty much?
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    illegal_pants wrote:
    ha where do i sign?

    my uni supervisor has me on a leash...

    i'm happy with my store, we get crazies being near the state's mental facility... and snobs being in a posh area... great mix :eek:

    I thought all you South Australians were crazy ;)
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I'd be happy if Rochelle from the deli came back to work with us...........

    hello!!!

    ahhh Rochelle, Rochelle, bet she got that lots :D
    wah
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    illegal_pants wrote:
    i hate packing those and zucchinis :eek:

    where do you pack them????
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    I thought all you South Australians were crazy ;)

    we try :p
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    i hate packing those and zucchinis :eek:

    ahaha...

    LMAO Kylie :eek:
    Yeah always look around to check that there's no creepy guy (perhaps in a trench coat) watching... *shudder*
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    threefish10 wrote:
    where do you pack them????

    where do you want us to pack them?

    this better not get locked :eek: they'll blame the whores :eek: :rolleyes:
    wah
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    illegal_pants wrote:
    hello!!!

    ahhh Rochelle, Rochelle, bet she got that lots :D

    It always goes through my head :)

    "A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk."
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