Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    so when's the next tour?

    :D

    Haven't you heard?
    Gold Coast - November 23, 24 and 25

    ;)
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Haven't you heard?
    Gold Coast - November 23, 24 and 25

    ;)

    funnyyyy :eek::p:D this time last year... ahhhh :o
    wah
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    Friday again...
    This month is flying...
    Have a great weekend guys if I dont cya...:)

    Didnt read all of last nights posts...will have to catch up later...looked a busy one.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    ozpjman wrote:
    Fuck yeah fuckers!!!!

    A win for the fat bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D

    That, and also cybersex, but I have a feeling with Zig's appertite I am not the only cyber-provider hehe

    Im betting she'd even take some from the ladies (Aus_Suz, Ozsmall..) ;)

    Nooooo.....no ladies....you're safe, girls, don't worry....unless you look like Kate Winslet. Then there's trouble! ;)
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Nooooo.....no ladies....you're safe, girls, don't worry....unless you look like Kate Winslet. Then there's trouble! ;)
    I wouldnt even let Kate Winslet hump my leg :p
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    i just got the caramello koala song on the ilike music quiz :eek:
    That's a real song.. heh.. "i'm just wild about saffron... and she's just wild about me..."

    Donovan
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    W....T....F!!!!!!!!?

    where was this woman and her pony? Is this the kind of thing we're going to see in Surfers?!!!


    WTF!!!!!
    Sweet.. i'm coming to the GC now!!

    and yes Tig.... why did you just stand there and watch? did you not help her out? Did you call the police? :)

    Was it animal cruelty? or was the woman hot? hhahahahaha!
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    I'm currently holding my Chris Cornell Tickets :D They just arrived in the mail. :D
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Your people are all twisted. What the heck was going on in here last night. I hope you peo0ple dont talk like that (and those subjects) whilst in the Gold Coast - because I wont be able to put up with it.

    Vital good to hear you are coming - that'll ensure topics of such filth aren't discussed Im sure! Hmmm

    And Stella - you say you dont even know what you are doing next week let alone November...........My solution - book flights for Nov 23 and then you will know what you are doing :D

    Pulled up next to a Japanese tourist bus this morning with the dude up the front on the microphone. Noticed a couple of teenagers on the back seat with me who started giggling, repositioning in their seat and playing with their pants. They look at me and all I could do was smile and nod my head a few times.....pants down and arse cheeks against the window!!! Welcome to Sidaney!!
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    DonJon wrote:
    Your people are all twisted. What the heck was going on in here last night. I hope you peo0ple dont talk like that (and those subjects) whilst in the Gold Coast - because I wont be able to put up with it.

    Vital good to hear you are coming - that'll ensure topics of such filth aren't discussed Im sure! Hmmm

    And Stella - you say you dont even know what you are doing next week let alone November...........My solution - book flights for Nov 23 and then you will know what you are doing :D

    Pulled up next to a Japanese tourist bus this morning with the dude up the front on the microphone. Noticed a couple of teenagers on the back seat with me who started giggling, repositioning in their seat and playing with their pants. They look at me and all I could do was smile and nod my head a few times.....pants down and arse cheeks against the window!!! Welcome to Sidaney!!


    LMAO!! :D

    How are ya mate?

    Have you decided whether to comr see Chris Cornell? There's still tickets onsale at Ticketek

    Can't wait to hear the old Soundgarden songs :)
  • DonJon wrote:
    Your people are all twisted. What the heck was going on in here last night. I hope you peo0ple dont talk like that (and those subjects) whilst in the Gold Coast - because I wont be able to put up with it.

    Vital good to hear you are coming - that'll ensure topics of such filth aren't discussed Im sure! Hmmm

    And Stella - you say you dont even know what you are doing next week let alone November...........My solution - book flights for Nov 23 and then you will know what you are doing :D

    Pulled up next to a Japanese tourist bus this morning with the dude up the front on the microphone. Noticed a couple of teenagers on the back seat with me who started giggling, repositioning in their seat and playing with their pants. They look at me and all I could do was smile and nod my head a few times.....pants down and arse cheeks against the window!!! Welcome to Sidaney!!
    Twas all too much for me :eek: :D had the earliest night I've had in ages.
    Sounds like you had an interesting bus ride this morning Brendan ;) LMAO!!!!!
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    funnyyyy

    Worth a try :D
    I'm not going to give up trying though until we actually get there :)

    Prepare yourself for 42 days of HELL!! :eek:

    ;)
  • Oops! how rude of me :o

    Hellooooooo! everybody :D
  • ozpjmanozpjman Posts: 872
    DonJon wrote:
    Noticed a couple of teenagers on the back seat with me who started giggling, repositioning in their seat and playing with their pants. They look at me and all I could do was smile and nod my head a few times.....pants down and arse cheeks against the window!!! Welcome to Sidaney!!

    Those crazy Jap boys - how did they know you were gay hahahahaha :D;)
    Stars walk the red carpet because they're famous - I walk the toilet paper because im the shit.
  • vital5 wrote:
    I wouldnt even let Kate Winslet hump my leg :p
    I bet E.K would ;) She doesn't mind a bit of leg humping :D;)
  • Samule wrote:
    I'm currently holding my Chris Cornell Tickets :D They just arrived in the mail. :D
    Woo-Hoo! How exciting! Only 12 more sleeps!! :D

    I hope you're keeping my ticket safe Vital5 :)
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    LMAO!! :D

    How are ya mate?

    Have you decided whether to comr see Chris Cornell? There's still tickets onsale at Ticketek

    Can't wait to hear the old Soundgarden songs :)

    I keep procrastinating so Id probably say no - just cant get myself psyched for it.

    Pretty good today - went to a fashion launch summer thingy for Myer last night and grazed on free crownies and duck canapy things - then stupidly stopped at local on the way home for another 3 or 4. Dusty
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon wrote:
    I keep procrastinating so Id probably say no - just cant get myself psyched for it.

    Pretty good today - went to a fashion launch summer thingy for Myer last night and grazed on free crownies and duck canapy things - then stupidly stopped at local on the way home for another 3 or 4. Dusty
    Furry Muff :D (sorry - couldn't help myself)
    As long as you can make it to pre-show drinks/tea :)
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Woo-Hoo! How exciting! Only 12 more sleeps!! :D

    I hope you're keeping my ticket safe Vital5 :)
    What Chris Cornell ticket???


    hehe kidding... It's safe in my underwear drawer....
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Furry Muff :D (sorry - couldn't help myself)
    As long as you can make it to pre-show drinks/tea :)

    Oh yeah dont worry about that.
    Saw your hotel last night on the way home - the entrance is bigger than I thought and it looks pretty good.

    Currently listening to Sydney 1
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    DonJon wrote:
    Oh yeah dont worry about that.
    Saw your hotel last night on the way home - the entrance is bigger than I thought and it looks pretty good.

    Currently listening to Sydney 1
    The place has two entrances... if you went with maestri towers? :)

    Kent AND sussex street..

    they must put the big knobs in the kent street one.. cos that's where i was ;) heh
  • vital5 wrote:
    What Chris Cornell ticket???


    hehe kidding... It's safe in my underwear drawer....
    :eek:

    HUGE sigh of relief at seeing the word DRAWER on the end there ;):D
  • DonJon wrote:
    Oh yeah dont worry about that.
    Saw your hotel last night on the way home - the entrance is bigger than I thought and it looks pretty good.

    Currently listening to Sydney 1
    Goodo :D

    Oh yeah....I'm staying at the Oaks Maestri Towers now :)
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Goodo :D

    Oh yeah....I'm staying at the Oaks Maestri Towers now :)

    Oh really. Good Lord you are now only about 200 metres from my work.

    What do you have planned for the daylight hours? Wanna come and do some filing for no consideration?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    "Argh this ones an experiment" Then they fuckin nail it
    Nothingman Sydney 1 - haunts me!!
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon wrote:
    Oh really. Good Lord you are now only about 200 metres from my work.

    What do you have planned for the daylight hours? Wanna come and do some filing for no consideration?
    WOW! Now I WILL have a good view of your orifice! ;)

    Filing!!! I thought you'd never ask, Brendan - it's just the way I'd love to spend my day on my first visit to Shidney :D :eek:


    LMAO!
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    DonJon wrote:
    "Argh this ones an experiment" Then they fuckin nail it
    Nothingman Sydney 1 - haunts me!!


    And for your viewing pleasure - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FksSVCOwxGk

    :D
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    WOW! Now I WILL have a good view of your orifice! ;)

    Filing!!! I thought you'd never ask, Brendan - it's just the way I'd love to spend my day on my first visit to Shidney :D :eek:


    LMAO!

    Excellent glad to have you on board. Ladies must wear a short tartan skirt.

    Why do I hate the song Gone so much?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon wrote:
    Excellent glad to have you on board. Ladies must wear a short tartan skirt.

    Why do I hate the song Gone so much?
    *packs kilt that I used to wear when I was a child* ;) :eek:

    awwww. I like Gone :)
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    *packs kilt that I used to wear when I was a child* ;) :eek:

    awwww. I like Gone :)

    Strange. Its the one PJ song I just hate. I even skip it when playing boots to friends coz Im embarrassed by it. Why? I have no idea. All I can muster is "GAY"
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
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