Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

Hinny

perpectual sound wrote:

I for one would be going!

Me too!

threefish10

So i go to the mater hospital in brissie tonight for our anti natal class and i see a park so i back on in it, get out start to walk off look back at my awesome parking ability and notice the car i've parked next to is on of those 4x4 type cars with the spare tire on the back door thing.

and what's on the spare tire cover.

A red stickman.

i've seen this car a few times now over the years, saw it many years ago driving through sunnybank, then a year or 2 ago out side a bunnings, and then tonight.

i wanted to hang around next to it and met the driver, but the wife made me go in and watch a video of a kid coming out a va-jay-jay

ZiggyStar

threefish10 wrote:

i wanted to hang around next to it and met the driver, but the wife made me go in and watch a video of a kid coming out a va-jay-jay

:eek: Was it bad? I sooo couldn't do it! Your wife is very brave.

Oz Jammer

ZiggyStar wrote:

:eek: Was it bad? I sooo couldn't do it! Your wife is very brave.

I saw a video of a birth a few years ago........most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
The worst part was when the baby was coming out and the woman split her perineum (sp) :eek:
It was like a zipper being undone.

So glad that I never have to go through that.

threefish10

Oz Jammer wrote:

I saw a video of a birth a few years ago........most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
The worst part was when the baby was coming out and the woman split her perineum (sp) :eek:
It was like a zipper being undone.

So glad that I never have to go through that.

One thing they don't tell ya too is that cause of all the pushing sometimes the lady shits as well.

Oz Jammer

threefish10 wrote:

One thing they don't tell ya too is that cause of all the pushing sometimes the lady shits as well.

That's why they usually give the expectant mother an enema beforehand

threefish10

ZiggyStar wrote:

:eek: Was it bad? I sooo couldn't do it! Your wife is very brave.

to me what looks worst is the 10 hours + of led up, once the head starts coming out it don't take too long like an hour tops. i'm not looking forward to all the led up work, man i have to stand there for hours telling her she's doing well while she swears at me and calls me an arsehole.

threefish10

Oz Jammer wrote:

That's why they usually give the expectant mother an enema beforehand

looks like you've been looking it to it a bit. you up the duff mate?

Oz Jammer

The pushing also usually causes very nasty hemorrhoids

Oz Jammer

threefish10 wrote:

looks like you've been looking it to it a bit. you up the duff mate?

Nah, just well informed

threefish10

Oz Jammer wrote:

Nah, just well informed

ha ha, i think we have scared Zig off.

ZiggyStar

threefish10 wrote:

to me what looks worst is the 10 hours + of led up, once the head starts coming out it don't take too long like an hour tops. i'm not looking forward to all the led up work, man i have to stand there for hours telling her she's doing well while she swears at me and calls me an arsehole.

Yeah....that 10+ hours looks HARD! Fuck, it ALL looks hard! Then they start cutting down there so you don't tear and they don't even give you local to numb it! OW OW OW OW OW!!! :eek:

Oz Jammer

threefish10 wrote:

ha ha, i think we have scared Zig off.

She's probably taking every contraceptive pill she can, and telling Leigh not to come anywhere near her again

ZiggyStar

Oz Jammer wrote:

The pushing also usually causes very nasty hemorrhoids

Ewwww...No haemorrhoids for me! Reason #157 for having a c-section!

threefish10

ZiggyStar wrote:

Ewwww...No haemorrhoids for me! Reason #157 for having a c-section!

yeah, i'm starting to think it would be easier, but it's fucked as well in a lot of ways, like you can't drive for 6 weeks after(or they tell ya not too) which would make things hard having a new born and all and leigh down running the shop and you needing nappies or something.

well they tell us about c-sections next week so i'll let ya know the good and bad of it.

ZiggyStar

threefish10 wrote:

yeah, i'm starting to think it would be easier, but it's fucked as well in a lot of ways, like you can't drive for 6 weeks after(or they tell ya not too) which would make things hard having a new born and all and leigh down running the shop and you needing nappies or something.

well they tell us about c-sections next week so i'll let ya know the good and bad of it.

Very true. Yes, let me know what they say about caesareans.

How many antenatal classes do you have to go to?

threefish10

ZiggyStar wrote:

Very true. Yes, let me know what they say about caesareans.

How many antenatal classes do you have to go to?

1 night a week for 2 hours for 6 weeks.

or you can do it over a weekend, from like 9 to 5 on saturday and sunday, but in think that would be a bit full on, it's hard enough to get me to sit still for the 2 hours each week.

they are good,. tell ya alot of stuff you need to know, but yeah most of it is really for the ladies, obviously.

aus_suz

Oz Jammer wrote:

That's why they usually give the expectant mother an enema beforehand

They dont do that anymore here....somewhere between my first and second daughter they stopped doing it....
Who wants an enema u go thru enough without that...let the nurses clean up a bit of crap........thats the least of your worries believe me.....:)

Oh yeah and they dont shave ya either.....

aus_suz

Wheres my Gorge boxset?

Samule

aus_suz wrote:

Wheres my Gorge boxset?

Thats what i wanna know as well. Well, not really your Gorge boxset, but my Gorge boxset, although when you get yours, i know mine will be just around the corner, so maybe it isn't a bad idea to know where yours is as well.