Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

illegal pants

awwww it's ziggidy's bday...

happy birthday dude!!

bye ladies... be good :rolleyes:

ozsmalltowngirl

Hey E.K....it's our birthdays coming up, so I'm trying to organize a combined party with Eddie jumping out of a cake for us....possibly holding his...oops, I mean a....banana! Are you up for it?

ZiggyStar

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Maybe Leigh should go and get a 'back-crack & sack' wax and then go get his prostate (spelling?) checked. :eek:

Ew!!! And Leigh doesnt have a hairy back so no can do! And what about the front???? Now I'm grossing myself out!

ZiggyStar

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

hehehe! reminds me of that story about the lady who was going for a pap smear and after her shower, sprayed what she thought was her 'Fem fresh' on her bits but didn't realize until the Dr. commented that she'd sprayed glitter hairspray by accident.....how embarrassment!

I read that story on an email. Except the one I got said that the mum wet a washer and quickly wiped "down there" but didn't realise that her young daughter had been using that washer to clean up glitter she had spilled.

E.K

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Hey E.K....it's our birthdays coming up, so I'm trying to organize a combined party with Eddie jumping out of a cake for us....possibly holding his...oops, I mean a....banana! Are you up for it?

You bet I am. I want a very naked Eddie Vedder jumping out of a birthday cake, followed by him singing "Happy Birthday Eileen" while he sits on my knee.

ozsmalltowngirl

ZiggyStar wrote:

Ew!!! And Leigh doesnt have a hairy back so no can do! And what about the front???? Now I'm grossing myself out!

Now you're talking! Why should us poor gals have all the suffering!

ozsmalltowngirl

E.K wrote:

You bet I am. I want a very naked Eddie Vedder jumping out of a birthday cake, followed by him singing "Happy Birthday Eileen" while he sits on my knee.

LOL!!! Does he have to sing it Marilyn Monroe style?! He'd better sit on your knee first, coz once he sits on mine, he won't be getting off.....except when I throw him on the ground to get my birthday present !!! :eek: !!! I don't care how much $$ per kilo his banana is....I'LL PAY IT!!!!!!!!!
Oooh Ahhhh! You're such a bad influence on me E.K!!!! I usually keep all of this in my sick little head

E.K

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

LOL!!! Does he have to sing it Marilyn Monroe style?! He'd better sit on your knee first, coz once he sits on mine, he won't be getting off.....except when I throw him on the ground to get my birthday present !!! :eek: !!! I don't care how much $$ per kilo his banana is....I'LL PAY IT!!!!!!!!!
Oooh Ahhhh! You're such a bad influence on me E.K!!!! I usually keep all of this in my sick little head

You might have to fight me for him then, or else we can take it in turns having our way with him. Ed's gonna be so sorry he ever said that thing about the bananas now.

ozsmalltowngirl

E.K wrote:

You might have to fight me for him then, or else we can take it in turns having our way with him. Ed's gonna be so sorry he ever said that thing about the bananas now.

Oooh! that's a tough 1!!! I might agree to sharing him now....but I guarentee I'll get greedy when it actually happens.....FOOF!!! I think I need a cold shower....hubby'll be home in a minute and he'll want to know why I'm all flushed!
Just got a burnable download for Love/Eddie Reign O'er me. Now I can listen to it in the car. That's the only time I can play PJ ROOLLY loud
http://theskyiscrape.com/phpBB2/temp/Pe ... r%20Me.mp3

E.K

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

http://theskyiscrape.com/phpBB2/temp/Pearl Jam - Love Reign O'er Me.mp3

Thanks luv. I might burn a copy soon too.

Better stop the naughty talk or we might get this thread deleted.

ozsmalltowngirl

E.K wrote:

Thanks luv. I might burn a copy soon too.

Better stop the naughty talk or we might get this thread deleted.

That's Y I stopped, besides the fact that hubby might bust me...hehehe! Like I said, I normally keep all of my evil toughts in my sick little head, so that's wht I'm doing now

Zoso

I have a few too many pj posters and not enough room. I want to sell 3 of them.. They are all block mounted and in prime condition. PM me if you're interested and I will tell you which ones I'm selling.

E.K

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

That's Y I stopped, besides the fact that hubby might bust me...hehehe! Like I said, I normally keep all of my evil toughts in my sick little head, so that's wht I'm doing now

Imagine if Ziggy, Tigress, Illegal Pants, Nossie, DonJon etc went to log in tomorrow and the thread was no longer here because our dirty Ed talk got it deleted? :eek:

illegal pants

Zoso wrote:

I have a few too many pj posters and not enough room. I want to sell 3 of them.. They are all block mounted and in prime condition. PM me if you're interested and I will tell you which ones I'm selling.

im too lazy to pm, can you post it here

ozsmalltowngirl

E.K wrote:

Imagine if Ziggy, Tigress, Illegal Pants, Nossie, DonJon etc went to log in tomorrow and the thread was no longer here because our dirty Ed talk got it deleted? :eek:

OMG!!! Wouldn't we be popular...DonJon would be hitting golf balls through your windows!

aus_suz

E.K wrote:

Imagine if Ziggy, Tigress, Illegal Pants, Nossie, DonJon etc went to log in tomorrow and the thread was no longer here because our dirty Ed talk got it deleted? :eek:

I would be catching the first flight to Sydney and would come looking for u with Don Jons golf clubs....LMAO....j/k

ZiggyStar

E.K wrote:

Imagine if Ziggy, Tigress, Illegal Pants, Nossie, DonJon etc went to log in tomorrow and the thread was no longer here because our dirty Ed talk got it deleted? :eek:

I'd kick all your arses!!!!

illegal pants

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'd kick all your arses!!!!

but then you could start a new rumour thread and be pres (and elect me vice pres)

ZiggyStar

illegal_pants wrote:

but then you could start a new rumour thread and be pres (and elect me vice pres)

Ohhhh, good idea!!! I could start the "Australian & New Zealand (yeah, right! ) Tour Rumours for 2009" thread!

threefish10

ZiggyStar wrote:

Ohhhh, good idea!!! I could start the "Australian & New Zealand (yeah, right! ) Tour Rumours for 2009" thread!

2009??? What the fuck.

it should be late 2007 Australian tour!