#63 Expensive Sandwiches
February 11, 2008 by clander
Having already covered breakfast and dinner options, the question remains: what do white people like to do for lunch? The answer: expensive sandwiches.
In most cities, if you need to find a cache of white people get yourself to a sandwich shop. Generally these places aren’t open for dinner, have a panini press and are famous for their bread. There are always vegan options and the selection of meats and cheese are strongly European.
The waiters and waitresses in these places are highly coveted by the white population. They are not quite as cool as bartenders, not quite as snobby as coffee shop workers, but still artsy, young, and more than likely to be a musician/artist/writer (since they only have to work from 11-3).
If you are in the position where you need to take a white person to lunch for business or pleasure, saying “I know a great sandwich shop,” will always bring out a smile. The white person will then tell you about the great sandwich shop in the town where they went to college and how they had a crush on a waiter, or that there was some special sandwich that they always ordered. This will put the person in a good mood.
It’s important to note that this type of restaurant is best for business or friendship situations as it is very neutral and does not carry connotations like Sushi or Breakfast.
These sandwiches generally start at $8.99. Remember that whenever a white person says they wants to go to a sandwich shop you are looking at at least a $15 outlay after tip and drink, $20 if the place has a good selection of microbrews.
Also note: white people will wait up to 40 minutes for a good sandwich.
So $150 for Fla tickets... figure Camden will be about that or $160 with MSG being the same if not more.... guess you gotta start selling cheese sandwiches in the parking lot to follow this band on tour
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So $150 for Fla tickets... figure Camden will be about that or $160 with MSG being the same if not more.... guess you gotta start selling cheese sandwiches in the parking lot to follow this band on tour
You can do that! You can sell sandwiches to white people for at least $8.99, maybe up to $15 (ref: post #62 in this thread). Chrom, you could fund your entire tour in about 20 minutes by selling sandwiches to fans in the parking lot.
As long as the server allows....Camden, DC, 2 MSG (dontcrashdontcrash)
got a car...got some gas...oh let's get out of here-get out of here fast...
I hope you get this message but your not home...I will be there in just a minute or so...
I want to go but I want to go with you.
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You can do that! You can sell sandwiches to white people for at least $8.99, maybe up to $15 (ref: post #62 in this thread). Chrom, you could fund your entire tour in about 20 minutes by selling sandwiches to fans in the parking lot.
I was thinking some toasted whole wheat with gouda or feta cheese maybe some dijon mustard... possibly some parsley or thyme as a garnish... think that would work???
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I was thinking some toasted whole wheat with gouda or feta cheese maybe some dijon mustard... possibly some parsley or thyme as a garnish... think that would work???
Now you're thinking. Make up some herb name and tell them you got in while backpacking in Europe (in your ancestor's country), and that you can't get it here. The white people you sell it to will be impressed and will feel like they are culturally advanced eating this mysterious & elusive herb. You could probably add another $2 to the price on this alone! Maybe even $3 if you can convince them that it's organic.
Now you're thinking. Make up some herb name and tell them you got in while backpacking in Europe (in your ancestor's country), and that you can't get it here. The white people you sell it to will be impressed and will feel like they are culturally advanced eating this mysterious & elusive herb. You could probably add another $2 to the price on this alone! Maybe even $3 if you can convince them that it's organic.
I shall call it Fanch Root...
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You can do that! You can sell sandwiches to white people for at least $8.99, maybe up to $15 (ref: post #62 in this thread). Chrom, you could fund your entire tour in about 20 minutes by selling sandwiches to fans in the parking lot.
In high school because I had taken a ton of AP classes, I only had 4 classes my senior year. I got out of high school every day at 11:20 and my best friend worked at a sandwich shop while in high school. So after class I'd drive to his sandwich shop, pick up up a bunch of hoagies he had made the night before and me and him would sell them to kids in my high school for lunch. We'd mark up the price so we'd make a profit and wound up buying Phillies season tickets that year doing that.
So if you need someone with experience, Chrom, I can help.
There will be a Natty Light Toast to honor Fanch at 5:45pm.
Can we push it to 6:45? Just to make sure we've got the maximum crowd, with folks having to work Thursday, you know? I'm trying to knock off an hour early to get there by 5:30.
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#63 Expensive Sandwiches
February 11, 2008 by clander
Having already covered breakfast and dinner options, the question remains: what do white people like to do for lunch? The answer: expensive sandwiches.
In most cities, if you need to find a cache of white people get yourself to a sandwich shop. Generally these places aren’t open for dinner, have a panini press and are famous for their bread. There are always vegan options and the selection of meats and cheese are strongly European.
The waiters and waitresses in these places are highly coveted by the white population. They are not quite as cool as bartenders, not quite as snobby as coffee shop workers, but still artsy, young, and more than likely to be a musician/artist/writer (since they only have to work from 11-3).
If you are in the position where you need to take a white person to lunch for business or pleasure, saying “I know a great sandwich shop,” will always bring out a smile. The white person will then tell you about the great sandwich shop in the town where they went to college and how they had a crush on a waiter, or that there was some special sandwich that they always ordered. This will put the person in a good mood.
It’s important to note that this type of restaurant is best for business or friendship situations as it is very neutral and does not carry connotations like Sushi or Breakfast.
These sandwiches generally start at $8.99. Remember that whenever a white person says they wants to go to a sandwich shop you are looking at at least a $15 outlay after tip and drink, $20 if the place has a good selection of microbrews.
Also note: white people will wait up to 40 minutes for a good sandwich.
Tweeter is nice, I dig it. Wachovia's better though.
Good to see you. The Camden show is during the week and PTO is limited, so I won't be making it up, but it's nice to "see" some familiar faces here.
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have fun... PJ shows in Camden are always worth the extra hassle, although I agree that a Philly show would have been alot better.
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You can do that! You can sell sandwiches to white people for at least $8.99, maybe up to $15 (ref: post #62 in this thread). Chrom, you could fund your entire tour in about 20 minutes by selling sandwiches to fans in the parking lot.
I hope you get this message but your not home...I will be there in just a minute or so...
I want to go but I want to go with you.
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime. -MT
I've had enough, said enough, felt enough. I'm fine, still in it.
I was thinking some toasted whole wheat with gouda or feta cheese maybe some dijon mustard... possibly some parsley or thyme as a garnish... think that would work???
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Social awareness does not equal political activism!
5/23/2011- An utter embarrassment... ticketing failures too many to list.
Now you're thinking. Make up some herb name and tell them you got in while backpacking in Europe (in your ancestor's country), and that you can't get it here. The white people you sell it to will be impressed and will feel like they are culturally advanced eating this mysterious & elusive herb. You could probably add another $2 to the price on this alone! Maybe even $3 if you can convince them that it's organic.
I shall call it Fanch Root...
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Social awareness does not equal political activism!
5/23/2011- An utter embarrassment... ticketing failures too many to list.
In high school because I had taken a ton of AP classes, I only had 4 classes my senior year. I got out of high school every day at 11:20 and my best friend worked at a sandwich shop while in high school. So after class I'd drive to his sandwich shop, pick up up a bunch of hoagies he had made the night before and me and him would sell them to kids in my high school for lunch. We'd mark up the price so we'd make a profit and wound up buying Phillies season tickets that year doing that.
So if you need someone with experience, Chrom, I can help.
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Ahh! thanks so much.
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96)Randalls Island I,II
98)NJ,MSG I,II
00) Virginia Beach Jones Beach I,II,III Saratoga Springs Seattle I
03)Nassau Camden I MSG I,II NJ
04)Boston I,II Reading
05)Montreal Ottawa Toronto Borgata I,II Philly
06) Irving plaza Albany Hartford Camden I,II NJ I,II LA I,II Gorge I,II
07)Lolla
08)Roo Camden I,II MSG I,II Hartford Beacon
09)Chicago I,II Philly II,III,IV
10)Hartford Newark MSG I,II
11)PJ20 I,II
13)Wrigley Brooklyn I,II Hartford
14)Moline,milwaukee
15)Central Park
16)MSG I,II
17)Wrigley I,II
18)Wrigley I,II
22)MSG,Camden
24)MSG I,II
Peace Love & Pearl Jam forever!!
We'll miss you, Fanch. Who am I going to drink a Natty Light with now?
You know it, bgirl59! You know it!
Can we push it to 6:45? Just to make sure we've got the maximum crowd, with folks having to work Thursday, you know? I'm trying to knock off an hour early to get there by 5:30.
Cam 1 2 00 Phi 03 St Col 03 Cam 1 2 03
AC 1 2 05 Phi 05
Cam 1 2 06 Cont 1 2 06
Dussel 07 Hurr 07 Copen 07
Nij 07 Werchter 07 Lolla 07,
Bonnaroo 08 CAM 1 2 08 MSG 2 08
Spectrum 09 1,3,4
Pru ctr 10
Wrigley 13
Limited edition. With a $200 coloring book of posters. Because white people like that stuff (and expensive sandwiches, of course).