make women happy,satisfied and secure...humor is one of the ways to get there..
Making the woman laugh is 80% of the job.
It shouldn't be a job. Smart men need to realize, " Oh crap, she's smarter than me" It's a job for me to not correct a smarty pants man. Except when he's dead wrong and I'm VERY right.
Laughing is the easy part.
Make my stomach and face hurt from hours of giggles and you can't even breathe cause you are laughing harder,
that is romance .
The ladies just melt.
And so you see, I have come to doubt All that I once held as true I stand alone without beliefs The only truth I know is you.
make women happy,satisfied and secure...humor is one of the ways to get there..
Making the woman laugh is 80% of the job.
Yeah I have to agree that a great sense of humour is very sexy.
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Let me have my space when I need it and always take my side...
Always take my side! Or go pack your stuff .
That is a no brainer.
Thats a little harsh, no?
You dont want your man to have his own opinions/beliefs?
If you were out with your girl and some guy did something that really offended you, would it bother you that your girl took the other guy's side against you?
You dont want your man to have his own opinions/beliefs?
If you were out with your girl and some guy did something that really offended you, would it bother you that your girl took the other guy's side against you?
Of course.
And so you see, I have come to doubt All that I once held as true I stand alone without beliefs The only truth I know is you.
When I'm at the office and I hear him whisper absentmindedly from the other room,
oh Mama or oh Pandora on exhale ...
I know he is in a trying moment. Just me, my name, I bring relief. I am needed.
I know a few men here cook but whether you can or not,
that is very romantic to prepare a special meal, evening for your lady.
I've had the most fun drinking wine watching JB in the kitchen,
it's really sweet the effort.
love her tits
kill the bugs
admit she's smarter
make her laugh
F her brains out
got it. :P
I think you might have the shortest and highest selling self help book right there!
ya after extensive research on pearljam.com, im ready to publish. The 5 Secrets to Her Heart by davidtios
You might have to add a post script section about Bettys, bobs, and ice cream. There's a whole lotta "party in the mouth talk" over in the ice cream thread. :corn:
You might have to add a post script section about Bettys, bobs, and ice cream. There's a whole lotta "party in the mouth talk" over in the ice cream thread. :corn:
:shh:
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You might have to add a post script section about Bettys, bobs, and ice cream. There's a whole lotta "party in the mouth talk" over in the ice cream thread. :corn:
I've never been one of those swoony types - chick flicks, romance novels, soap operas - you can have 'em.
To me, romance (I don't even like that word; reminds me of the screaming women on Oprah) isn't some sweeping dramatic shower of gifts but moreso how love, whether in bloom or after, is expressed. The sweet unexpected gestures, thoughtfulness, inside jokes, a meeting of the eyes. Sometimes it even has nothing to do with me, but of my perception of him and his actions.
Well said! I second this.
I also like being reminded of how lucky my significant other is to have me in his life (because it's true ). But also, my man turning to me and saying, "Babe, I got us tickets to the hockey game/Pearl Jam show/auto show," makes me swoon.
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All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
Let me have my space when I need it and always take my side...
This
Compliment my breasts, like, all the time.
This
Having a good sense of humor
Tell me you love me
Not having to say anything at all but feeling contentment.
Or :think: Part of what comeback girl said :shifty:
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want to be enlightened"
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Always take my side! Or go pack your stuff .
That is a no brainer.
You dont want your man to have his own opinions/beliefs?
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
want to be enlightened"
Always back up your loved one!
If he/she is totally wrong.... tell them way later in private.
Or honestly think about if this is something you want to live through on a regular basis......
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
This and remember to bring me my coffee...
oh Mama or oh Pandora on exhale ...
I know he is in a trying moment. Just me, my name, I bring relief. I am needed.
love her tits
kill the bugs
admit she's smarter
make her laugh
F her brains out
got it. :P
I think you might have the shortest and highest selling self help book right there!
ya after extensive research on pearljam.com, im ready to publish. The 5 Secrets to Her Heart by davidtios
that is very romantic to prepare a special meal, evening for your lady.
I've had the most fun drinking wine watching JB in the kitchen,
it's really sweet the effort.
You might have to add a post script section about Bettys, bobs, and ice cream. There's a whole lotta "party in the mouth talk" over in the ice cream thread. :corn:
:shh:
Nothing to be quiet about. You're posting it everywhere.
Well said! I second this.
I also like being reminded of how lucky my significant other is to have me in his life (because it's true
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
Next!"
:corn:
Awe.. Thanks.
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
Smart humor, anyway - damn hot to me.
It's funny how many times I've seen a pretty boy speak a few words and BAM backatcha! Not so pretty anymore.
Other end of the spectrum, the minds of some men renders their physical appearance moot.
The way attraction works is fuckin awesome