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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    edited July 2016
    hedonist said:

    deadendp said:

    Received:
    I saw my false lashes and got in the mood to wear them. It went flawlessly as I put the first one on. I was just jumping up to high five myself when I noticed I had put it on the wrong side.

    Sent:
    It's hell being a girl. :rofl:

    I can only imagine the sender I imagine the sender to be doing that :whistle:
    That was from my good friend, Aimee. She doesn't drive, so she sends me stories of bus people. Here's another gem she sent:

    Received:
    Some woman was waiting for the bus wrapped in a snuggie. It's pushing 70 degrees right now. And even if it were cold, I would have to be pretty near hypothermic death to publicly snuggie myself. I would probably choose to embrace death honorably with my snuggie folded next to me. But, that's me . . .

    Received later:
    A woman just walked by with her stomach poofed out between a tiny crop top and tiny pants. It's like they fit her skeleton and then whatever flabby skin didn't fit inside the pants just lopped over.

    Sent:
    Dora the Explorer, early 50's edition?

    Received:
    That's hilarious. And perfect. I think late 50's edition though.

    Sent:
    Stab in the dark since no photos were provided of said wreckage of fabric and flesh.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    recieved; free today sound has taken place and i have a job replacement for me now...
    sent; awesome.. you were told by whom thats just lucky i think....
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    deadendp said:

    hedonist said:

    deadendp said:

    Received:
    I saw my false lashes and got in the mood to wear them. It went flawlessly as I put the first one on. I was just jumping up to high five myself when I noticed I had put it on the wrong side.

    Sent:
    It's hell being a girl. :rofl:

    I can only imagine the sender I imagine the sender to be doing that :whistle:
    That was from my good friend, Aimee. She doesn't drive, so she sends me stories of bus people. Here's another gem she sent:

    Received:
    Some woman was waiting for the bus wrapped in a snuggie. It's pushing 70 degrees right now. And even if it were cold, I would have to be pretty near hypothermic death to publicly snuggie myself. I would probably choose to embrace death honorably with my snuggie folded next to me. But, that's me . . .

    Received later:
    A woman just walked by with her stomach poofed out between a tiny crop top and tiny pants. It's like they fit her skeleton and then whatever flabby skin didn't fit inside the pants just lopped over.

    Sent:
    Dora the Explorer, early 50's edition?

    Received:
    That's hilarious. And perfect. I think late 50's edition though.

    Sent:
    Stab in the dark since no photos were provided of said wreckage of fabric and flesh.
    I like this Aimee girl.
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    hedonist said:

    deadendp said:

    hedonist said:

    deadendp said:

    Received:
    I saw my false lashes and got in the mood to wear them. It went flawlessly as I put the first one on. I was just jumping up to high five myself when I noticed I had put it on the wrong side.

    Sent:
    It's hell being a girl. :rofl:

    I can only imagine the sender I imagine the sender to be doing that :whistle:
    That was from my good friend, Aimee. She doesn't drive, so she sends me stories of bus people. Here's another gem she sent:

    Received:
    Some woman was waiting for the bus wrapped in a snuggie. It's pushing 70 degrees right now. And even if it were cold, I would have to be pretty near hypothermic death to publicly snuggie myself. I would probably choose to embrace death honorably with my snuggie folded next to me. But, that's me . . .

    Received later:
    A woman just walked by with her stomach poofed out between a tiny crop top and tiny pants. It's like they fit her skeleton and then whatever flabby skin didn't fit inside the pants just lopped over.

    Sent:
    Dora the Explorer, early 50's edition?

    Received:
    That's hilarious. And perfect. I think late 50's edition though.

    Sent:
    Stab in the dark since no photos were provided of said wreckage of fabric and flesh.
    I like this Aimee girl.
    Aimee and I truly have some of the most fantastic text conversations. I love her.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    To be honest, not the last text but still quite recent:

    Received: CAN YOU SEND ME A PIC OF THE PANCAKE RECIPE THANK U
    Sent: WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME ABOUT PANCAKES?
    Received: BECAUSE I WANTED TO MAE SURE YOU SAW IT
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • 23scidoo
    23scidoo Thessaloniki,Greece Posts: 19,933
    edited July 2016
    Sent..we get paid??..
    received..no..
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
    EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.

    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Received: Back inside from feeding the horses. ( should I have done that?? Can they eat before they move?)

    Sent: of course! We'll give them some hay while we trailer them. It's a 15 min. ride, they'll be fine!

    Received: whew! Cause Frosty is done already! Haha!
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    he is not here
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    edited July 2016
    yall broke too many rules...
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Who dat?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Chosen yes but you can't be grafted in unless you repent and baptise so then my sensibilities were blunted and taken advantage of in vain to those who don't repent anyhow I'm awake now...
    Ephesians 5;14
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Jesus does not lie and his anger flares up if you so much as insinuate he's a liar and his wrath and judgement lays upon you
    Especially if you stumble his little ones
    it's an accountable sin
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Sent: I am excited! K is excited! I was explaining the chicken line and the macaroni and cheese bacon burger. I told her that parents normally don't +1 their 12 1/2 daughter to such things but that I am happy to have her be my date. Thank you again for taking us!
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,459
    How's your pooping going? *insert flame emojis*
    www.cluthelee.com
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    2-feign-reluctance said:

    How's your pooping going? *insert flame emojis*

    Hey, bud. Everything come out OK in the end?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Can I borrow your yack?
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    whispering hands said:

    Can I borrow your yack?

    With you, Tree, we just don't know. Sent or received? :rofl:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    It was received, from one of my
    Church friends. Wrong number.. But I have been laughing about it all morning!
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I pointed out we didn't have a Yak.. And that there was no 'c' in Yak.. All I got back was .. "Oh.. Sorry wrong number... This must be Tree?"
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Too bad for them that I remember and it's clear I knew nothing as Steve pointed out and I remember staring at the building not knowing what was inside on the last day and minute
    and that is proven.....!!!

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