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  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    erm mary said departure was june/july its now august can you ask her when the departure is please..thanks.. :)
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,836
    deadendp said:

    dankind said:

    deadendp said:

    hedonist said:

    Sorry for laughing at this, but thank you for the smile (both of you).

    That's why I posted it. Every lady who has been there gets it and if the gentlepeople of the group haven't, they have now.
    I take it the girls are now out of the vice?

    Salud.
    They are, thank you. I had a tech with a personality and that was a nice thing. The girls might just be fluffed back up to normal size . . . :wink:
    :rofl:

    "Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?"
    -- Roxanne
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    i would'nt even dream of it even lol really put right off and for health reasons too we will stay clear..
    btw did you get a date for take off..
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Mum said she won't again, So neither will I and besides they can do anything bc she has my eye and mum and Jesus eye only so nothing will work and if they try anything I will do something myself bc I'm allowed..... :smiley:

    Did you get a date
    xx oo
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    You do realise there was no exploration aside from an old fat dirty Indian man which I didn't understand what he was doing....otherwise I saw nothing and knew of nothing never got inside till after I past on....without choice....
    Unless you speak of today in that case yes heaps of exploration....
    Did you get a date..
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Just needed to say according to Mary she knew what she was doing and knew inside etc so blue whale was at disposition and now she's gone and slaughtered at it lol funny....
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    JWPearl said:

    Just needed to say according to Mary she knew what she was doing and knew inside etc so blue whale was at disposition and now she's gone and slaughtered at it lol funny....

    Blackbird flaps its wings at Jim Morrison.

    :i_dunno:

    My last text sent - your Camaro's hood!
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,418
    received: I say let the fuckers choke
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    lol he likes me and knows the truth...!!!!!
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    lets not talk about unnecessary crap its a waste of time..justice will be done...mary said..
    anyhow have you got a departure date yet im excited with anticipation..
    just ignore them you know the facts all that matters.....!!!
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    dont mention what she told us about him....
    and please can you tell me a date..
  • That cat is walking upright!
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    No dreaming about it even so don't worry..
    I'm liking the nursery rhymes more..it's so close to home..
    Still no date??
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Haven't said anything..that would be silly.. and glad you enjoyed yourself..
    over here a wind war was won lol... and did you get a date yet please..
    ps weathers not advisable for shopping either...!
    xx oo
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Received: Someone's pouring warm gravy all over me.

    Sent: Oh yeah!
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Trader hoes usually has good prices on that kind of stuff.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,836
    RKCNDY said:

    Trader hoes usually has good prices on that kind of stuff.

    :how_interesting:
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Reminds me of David's story which Nathan told David to make him see his faults but difference is it will never be seen or acknowledged....
    Did you get a date yet??
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Don't be stupid, we all know corinne is copper
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,844
    JWPearl said:

    Don't be stupid, we all know corinne is copper

    But is there a date yet??
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    "I'm going to see slipknit tonight"
    "slipknit?"
    "yeah, they are a heavy metal knit band..."
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    Sent: You are their leader. Now ask them to bow before you, wave palms and feed you peeled grapes.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    its going to be super im so excited but very anxious and a little stressed because got so much to do for starters its not funny...
    please get me a rough estimate date.. and let him know as well asap.. thank you xx oo
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    JWPearl said:

    its going to be super im so excited but very anxious and a little stressed because got so much to do for starters its not funny...
    please get me a rough estimate date.. and let him know as well asap.. thank you xx oo

    Just in case you missed my SMS xx oo
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    edited August 2016
    Received: Glod bless her she's at it again??
    Sent: maybe it's a Kingdom Hall requirement?
    Received.. Great.. You just made me snort coffee!' God, I miss you!
    Sent: yeah.. The adventures in PJ-Land are always amusing! Imagine the texts you'd get if I still "lived" over there!
    Received: oh I remember!
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Tree :hug:

    My last text received made me smile huge.

  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    edited August 2016
    Received: how are the D.E.F.s doing?
    Sent: It's just Degenerates now.. We're lazy.. From what I read, they are well. They're as Degenerate as always! Lol
    Received: ahh lazy degenerates are the worst! But you aren't very degenerate anymore.. You're still
    A dick from time to time.. But not as bad.. Just gotta work on not being so judgemental towards everyone. I say that in
    Love.
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    yeah mums having nothing to do with them..
    dont forget to ask for a date..please
    xx oo
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    did you get my sms yesterday ??
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Was worried you didnt understand me lol..
    Thank God for family, im free hopefully soon...!!
    Love you xx oo give peter big hug from me..
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