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  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    i love angels...especially mine...
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    mum gave me your message and i totally agree
    funny isnt it....
    anyhow take care and big hugs n kisses..
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,239
    Do you remember how to set the pack n' play up?
    www.cluthelee.com
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Gorgeous,,save it for Mary,,James and Jesus shout out there..if your annoyed at stupendous behaviour
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    Received: Apparently she texts her whole life story, and every single thought she ever had to people! Poor person(s) on the receiving end!
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,239
    Your greying hair & readers make you look refined, not old.
    www.cluthelee.com
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,844
    2-feign-reluctance said:

    Your greying hair & readers make you look refined, not old.

    Sure hope that was sent, not received.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,836
    oftenreading said:

    2-feign-reluctance said:

    Your greying hair & readers make you look refined, not old.

    Sure hope that was sent, not received.
    Yeah, my wife says my grey makes me look "distinguished."

    Distinguished from what? Young people?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    Sent yesterday:
    Clothes shopping with K. She is trying on skinny jeans. Grunts are coming from the dressing room.

    "Doll, if you need to make those sounds while trying on jeans, they aren't the jeans for you."

    "Mom, that isn't me."

    "Oops."

    "It was me," comes from the other dressing room. "Me and skinny jeans don't get along well."
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Tell Mary and James but somehow I think they already know and will do something but in any case tell them!!!
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Just that mum had that spanish driver that looks like Simons dad at echo community service a while back, really nice guy..
    And another note im going to sleep so i leave the rest for you to sort out if you like..
    Hugs n kisses and keep safe xx oo
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    Sent: so do you want me to cut back on Frosty's hay portion for the noon or 3'oclock feeding?
    Received: yes
    Sent: yes noon or yes 3?? Both ( gonna say we should only cut ONE portion if any.. No pasture.)??
    Received: forgot we don't have the pasture. Just keep in her poop!
    Received two minutes later: ( I was still laughing) you know what I meant! I hate this new phone!!
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    whispering hands said:

    Sent: so do you want me to cut back on Frosty's hay portion for the noon or 3'oclock feeding?
    Received: yes
    Sent: yes noon or yes 3?? Both ( gonna say we should only cut ONE portion if any.. No pasture.)??
    Received: forgot we don't have the pasture. Just keep in her poop!
    Received two minutes later: ( I was still laughing) you know what I meant! I hate this new phone!!

    (I absolutely LOVE this lady! 71 years old, and she cleans stalls right
    Along with me)
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    its hard because i cant say anything even though i know.....
    and i know you cant say anything either...
    so its just amazing all i can say is that they have past all
    moral principles and common sense and actually think
    that divine law works for them....just craziness and i thought
    i was crazy but at least for me its because of affliction and
    not of the latter....
    text me asap.. xx oo
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,836
    mother puss bucket
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,844
    dankind said:

    mother puss bucket

    Brevity is the soul of wit.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,836
    oftenreading said:

    dankind said:

    mother puss bucket

    Brevity is the soul of wit.
    And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,844
    dankind said:

    oftenreading said:

    dankind said:

    mother puss bucket

    Brevity is the soul of wit.
    And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes.
    And there is a whole lot of tediousness going on in texts.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    glad mum or shay doesn't even like him...
    and on different note,, how noble my pick is..
    i know i made a few people happy including myself..
    i cant wait now lol
    but he did say he couldn't care less about the
    intimidation they are trying to do lol
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    Sent: those of weak mind will seek answers in anything, kind of like the folks who swear they see Jesus in
    Their toast. Those of greater mind set can't believe in anything greater than
    Themselves. It's a lose lose game that's played in the mind..
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,844
    Sent: Hey - just saw Jesus in my toast!
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,836
    oftenreading said:

    Sent: Hey - just saw Jesus in my toast!

    Did you spread some butter on His Holy likeness? Perhaps some raspberry preserves?

    What did it feel like having your hunger filled by the Holy Spirit?

    And if you're Catholic, can you skip communion for the week?

    So many questions....
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    just woke up about 2 hours ago from dreaming and im so sick of the text messages from the same mob
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Sent: I tossed the salad.

    :rofl:
  • JWPearlJWPearl Posts: 19,893
    hedonist said:

    Sent: I tossed the salad.

    :rofl:

    Lol that made me laugh..
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    Falls under the category of more than you wanted to know, but some of the ladies of 10c AET might find my annual mammogram wait conversation amusing. Thanks, SD, for getting me through the wait. :kiss:

    Sent:
    Ugh. What's with the one size fits everyone gown? I mean everyone could fit in this thing. . . Together . . . At once.

    And now Ozzy has a sex addiction.

    And what do all of these strings tie to?

    Received:
    Each other?

    Can you belt it?

    Uh . . . What's happening in that office?

    Sent:

    I'm sitting here with a TV blaring with flaps to a one size fits everyone gown just laying there. One false move and the torso gets exposed.

    The strings don't seem to match up. My breast want to peek out of the arm holes. These arm holes are giant.

    No waist ties. A waist tie. About 4" long. Not thin enough to have it wrap around. A wardrobe malfunction is on the horizon.

    Sent: A chick just walked out with strings tied. How did she manage that? Is it an intelligence puzzle that I just failed?

    Received: Ask her about the ties!

    Sent: She sat allllll the way down. I'm going to just guess that I got a dysfunctional gown. Selling that to myself. It'll work. Stress and no deodorant. My guess is that I am quite a bouquet. Go me.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Sorry for laughing at this, but thank you for the smile (both of you).
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    hedonist said:

    Sorry for laughing at this, but thank you for the smile (both of you).

    That's why I posted it. Every lady who has been there gets it and if the gentlepeople of the group haven't, they have now.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,836
    deadendp said:

    hedonist said:

    Sorry for laughing at this, but thank you for the smile (both of you).

    That's why I posted it. Every lady who has been there gets it and if the gentlepeople of the group haven't, they have now.
    I take it the girls are now out of the vice?

    Salud.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    dankind said:

    deadendp said:

    hedonist said:

    Sorry for laughing at this, but thank you for the smile (both of you).

    That's why I posted it. Every lady who has been there gets it and if the gentlepeople of the group haven't, they have now.
    I take it the girls are now out of the vice?

    Salud.
    They are, thank you. I had a tech with a personality and that was a nice thing. The girls might just be fluffed back up to normal size . . . :wink:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
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