Things women do.. When men aren't around

Dissidentman

I walked in on my wife and her friend mixing up some brown sugar and olive oil to spread on themselves. I offered to put a tarp down in the living room. Turns out they were only doing their lips.

LloydXmas

Dissidentman wrote:

I walked in on my wife and her friend mixing up some brown sugar and olive oil to spread on themselves. I offered to put a tarp down in the living room. Turns out they were only doing their lips.

:corn:

Dr. Delight

LloydXmas wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

I walked in on my wife and her friend mixing up some brown sugar and olive oil to spread on themselves. I offered to put a tarp down in the living room. Turns out they were only doing their lips.

:corn:

Thats just too easy.

Dissidentman

face lips, like the ones laughing ---->

Where is Rick? He's slow on the draw today.

rick1zoo2

Dissidentman wrote:

face lips, like the ones laughing ---->

Where is Rick? He's slow on the draw today.

well, I had to step out for a trim. but now let's see.....hmmm.....olive oil, brown sugar, tarp, lips.....

nope, I got nothing to go on there.

Dissidentman

rick1zoo2 wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

face lips, like the ones laughing ---->

Where is Rick? He's slow on the draw today.

well, I had to step out for a trim. but now let's see.....hmmm.....olive oil, brown sugar, tarp, lips.....

nope, I got nothing to go on there.

Dr. Delight

rick1zoo2 wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

face lips, like the ones laughing ---->

Where is Rick? He's slow on the draw today.

well, I had to step out for a trim.

:corn:

RKCNDY

buy ourselves the stuff we know you won't buy for us (no matter how many clues we give you). Then hide it in the closet and when we want to wear/use it, make it magically appear.

When you ask, "is that new?" we say, "nah, I've had this for a while"

if you think about it...we really have had it 'for a while'.

rick1zoo2

RKCNDY wrote:

buy ourselves the stuff we know you won't buy for us (no matter how many clues we give you). Then hide it in the closet and when we want to wear/use it, make it magically appear.

When you ask, "is that new?" we say, "nah, I've had this for a while"

if you think about it...we really have had it 'for a while'.

bob?

rearviewross

RKCNDY wrote:

buy ourselves the stuff we know you won't buy for us (no matter how many clues we give you). Then hide it in the closet and when we want to wear/use it, make it magically appear.

When you ask, "is that new?" we say, "nah, I've had this for a while"

if you think about it...we really have had it 'for a while'.

I knew it!

dougfloyd

RKCNDY wrote:

buy ourselves the stuff we know you won't buy for us (no matter how many clues we give you). Then hide it in the closet and when we want to wear/use it, make it magically appear.

When you ask, "is that new?" we say, "nah, I've had this for a while"

if you think about it...we really have had it 'for a while'.

I have heard the nightly "Sigh.... I'm so tired of my winter clothes" comment from my wife every night for the past 2 weeks. If spring doesn't get here soon I'm in for a big shopping trip. :fp:

ldent42

straight into PJs.

Possibly crack open a pint of Ben & Jerrys

Whenever you are alone in a home, male or female, leave the bathroom door open while you are in there (if you can) so you can HEAR someone breaking in. DUH. :roll:

Spend way too much time googling your embarrassing celebrity crush and then youtube his recent tv chat show interviews or watch his stand up specials. :shifty:

and if you've got a film teacher that likes Buffy, all you have to do is make ONE dollhouse, angel, or firefly reference - ok any joss whedon reference and you will get an A.

Losiento

Pick their nose.
Fart.
Burp.
Wax their ass crack & upper lips on their face.
Eat food.
Talk about men like they were roving imbecile jackasses.
Talk about penis size and how bad/good they are in the sack.
Dance naked around the house while doing chores to very loud music.

Black Diamond

Losiento wrote:

Pick their nose.
Fart.
Burp.
Wax their ass crack & upper lips on their face.
Eat food.
Talk about men like they were roving imbecile jackasses.
Talk about penis size and how bad/good they are in the sack.
Dance naked around the house while doing chores to very loud music.

So exactly the same then...

BinauralJam

If A Women Bitches and a Man isn't around to hear it, does it make a sound?

cubBEE_girl

BinauralJam wrote:

If A Women Bitches and a Man isn't around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Women only bitch when men are around.

BinauralJam

cubBEE_girl wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

If A Women Bitches and a Man isn't around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Women only bitch when men are around.

I Knew It! :evil:

drivingrl

Carey wrote:

Sit on the couch in a t-shirt and sweatpants, no bra, watch Steel Magnolias, and eat 1,000 sugar wafer cookies or eat an entire pan of brownies. Maybe paint fingernails/toenails.

Pretty much. When the man is not around, I listen to music and nap.

Mamasan23

cubBEE_girl wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

If A Women Bitches and a Man isn't around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Women only bitch when men are around.

so true!!!!!!!!!

decides2dream

cry. loud and long.
drink WAY too much.
and sure, self-gratify.

dimitrispearljam

thinking to much

decides2dream

dimitrispearljam wrote:

thinking too much

what?
i do that ALL the time, alone, in the comapny of men, women, pets, whatever.