Things women do.. When men aren't around

peacefrompaul

Mamasan23 wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

Aside from the obligatory diddle...pop a bottle of wine and marathon something awesome like Felicity or Buffy

My goddamn film teacher loves buffy and talks about it all the time :fp:

Your film teacher is a frakking genius

She is pretty cool

PJ_ROCKS

peacefrompaul wrote:

:shifty:

I think Cubbee has it now[/quote]


the angels take turns hiding it, to keep us guessing it's location...

invest-it-all

Use the boys razor to shave my legs - he hates me using it
Watch girly movies
Turn my music up LOUD
Rummage through the kitchen like a wild animal looking for any food items that have high amounts of sugar and fat
Online shopping

afroannnie

LloydXmas wrote:

You mean women don't stare at their boobs in the mirror when they're alone? It's what I would do

this actually... but not always with a mirror. i usually just look down and stare.

Dissidentman

ya know, threads, useless, pictures...

JonnyPistachio

I actually came home last night around 10pm and my wife had been home alone for hours.
She was on the couch in red fuzzy slippers, pajamas and a sweater reading a book.
I said, "I'm disappointed I didnt catch you drinking beer and watching porn. I dont even know who you are anymore."

She wasnt amused.

I'll ask her later and report back about how much time she spent checking herself out in the mirror.

drinkbigredinstead

Need to add Pinterest too... As a courtesy to my husband I try and limit my pinning to when he's not around.

of.the.girl

when my little men aren't around....

watch chick flicks
have next to no clothes on
drink a whole bottle of wine
blast my music LOUD
eat ice cream right out of the container
and make myself a seafood feast

RKCNDY

take a 2 hour bath
buy a bag of chips and inhale the entire thing in one sitting
workout
cook the stuff *I* like to eat

I *hate* Lifetime, and have never seen an episode of Felicity, Gossip Girl, Buffy, or any of those other WB shows.

JonnyPistachio

RKCNDY wrote:

take a 2 hour bath

Thats one helluva a bath! Prune city.
Got a TV in there or a book at least?
oh...nevermind... sorry get too personal

RKCNDY

JonnyPistachio wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

take a 2 hour bath

Thats one helluva a bath! Prune city.
Got a TV in there or a book at least?
oh...nevermind... sorry get too personal

:nono:

usually I'm reading a book/magazine or taking a nap

oh...and I also go thru my closet and pull out all the clothes that are in the 'I'm gonna lose weight so I can wear that again' pile. I love that the pile is getting smaller and smaller!

81

RKCNDY wrote:

take a 2 hour bath

doesn't the water tend to get cold

RKCNDY

81 wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

take a 2 hour bath

doesn't the water tend to get cold

water starts out at 115* or so, door closed, porcelain tub, holds in the heat alright.

Dissidentman

RKCNDY wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

take a 2 hour bath

Thats one helluva a bath! Prune city.
Got a TV in there or a book at least?
oh...nevermind... sorry get too personal

:nono:

usually I'm reading a book/magazine or taking a nap

I don't think a nap is recommended while taking a soak.

RKCNDY

Dissidentman wrote:

I don't think a nap is recommended while taking a soak.[/quote]

if something bad happens...oh well, right?

Dissidentman

RKCNDY wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

I don't think a nap is recommended while taking a soak.

if something bad happens...oh well, right?[/quote]

:shock:

JonnyPistachio

RKCNDY wrote:

if something bad happens...oh well, right?

I think God once said, nothing bad can happen while naked and covered in bubbles. Its in the Bible. Check it out, maybe Leviticus somethingorother..

Dissidentman

JonnyPistachio wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

if something bad happens...oh well, right?

I think God once said, nothing bad can happen while naked and covered in bubbles. Its in the Bible. Check it out, maybe Leviticus somethingorother..

My King James version is around here somewhere...

Leezestarr313

RKCNDY wrote:

81 wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

take a 2 hour bath

doesn't the water tend to get cold

water starts out at 115* or so, door closed, porcelain tub, holds in the heat alright.

Ahh, perfect! I used to take really long baths as well back in Germany. Over here, the tubs seem to be too small to be real comfy taking a bath. I would read, nap and skype in the tub (had a little wooden table thingy that I put my laptop on). When the water got cold, I let some out and refilled from the top :oops:

Dissidentman

Wasn't it a woman who invented the removable shower head?

RKCNDY

Leezestarr313 wrote:

Ahh, perfect! I used to take really long baths as well back in Germany. Over here, the tubs seem to be too small to be real comfy taking a bath. I would read, nap and skype in the tub (had a little wooden table thingy that I put my laptop on). When the water got cold, I let some out and refilled from the top :oops:

ooohhh! I've wanted one of those tub shelf thingies! I have to wait until I get a bigger tub.

...and I sometimes re-fill the tub with more hot water just to stay in there longer.

Dissidentman wrote:

Wasn't it a woman who invented the removable shower head?

no, it was a dude: Hsi-Chia Ko

Dissidentman

RKCNDY wrote:

no, it was a dude: Hsi-Chia Ko

Holy hell, you are the Rain-man of plumbing history.

drinkbigredinstead

I let you know after I finish my first pitcher of margaritas

Dissidentman

drinkbigredinstead wrote:

I let you know after I finish my first pitcher of margaritas

:corn:

Mamasan23

My one girlfriend and I used to have what we would call 3 W's...Workout and Wine Wednesday. I'd go over to her place, we'd work out, drink about 2 bottles of wine, and just vent about all the bs in our lives. We ordered bruschetta from Lou's and ruin whatever calories we burned off earlier. The nights usually ended up with us crying about how much we loved each other And then we would have pillow fights in our underwear.





















That last sentence was clearly a lie.

Dissidentman

Mamasan23 wrote:

My one girlfriend and I used to have what we would call 3 W's...Workout and Wine Wednesday. I'd go over to her place, we'd work out, drink about 2 bottles of wine, and just vent about all the bs in our lives. We ordered bruschetta from Lou's and ruin whatever calories we burned off earlier. The nights usually ended up with us crying about how much we loved each other And then we would have pillow fights in our underwear.





















That last sentence was clearly a lie.

Well, it's kind of a run-on sentence. Were you not crying or not pillow fighting?

catefrances

peacefrompaul wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

Aside from the obligatory diddle...pop a bottle of wine and marathon something awesome like Felicity or Buffy

My goddamn film teacher loves buffy and talks about it all the time :fp:

theres a good reason for that.

peacefrompaul

catefrances wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

Aside from the obligatory diddle...pop a bottle of wine and marathon something awesome like Felicity or Buffy

My goddamn film teacher loves buffy and talks about it all the time :fp:

theres a good reason for that.

Fuck Buffy

hgpjam11

mca47 wrote:

1) Yoga pants (hi Will)
2) Nachos
3) Loud music
4) An Idiot Abroad or Hawaii Five 0
5) Reading
6) Hairy legs and other stuff
7) Clicking the mouse to Johnny Depp & forum

Thread over.

Fixed.
Also, bathroom door is always open, and mostly I just enjoy the peace of being home alone. Can't stand Lifetime tv, and I am not a crier.

peacefrompaul

Yoga pants?

Did I hear yoga pants?