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SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,884
edited January 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Doc: Whens the last time you had a tetanus shot?
Me: 30 years?
Doc:Whens the last time you had blood work done?
Me: 30 years?

:P

Not a bad visit though, I dropped 25lbs since I saw him on Nov. 16.
Blood pressure 108/60
Ecg/Ekg showed a strong heart.
Doctor was thrilled with me.

But now my fucking left arm really hurts. :lol::lol::lol:
Take me piece by piece.....
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    left arm pain is a potential sign of a heart attack....better get that checked out.
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  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,642
    Fuck doctors.

    :P
    Nice shirt.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,884
    81 wrote:
    left arm pain is a potential sign of a heart attack....better get that checked out.

    Welcome back.
    Good to see you.
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    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,644
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Doc: Whens the last time you had a tetanus shot?
    Me: 30 years?
    Doc:Whens the last time you had blood work done?
    Me: 30 years?

    :P

    Doc: when was the last time you had a rectal exam?

    :shock:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    imalive wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Doc: Whens the last time you had a tetanus shot?
    Me: 30 years?
    Doc:Whens the last time you had blood work done?
    Me: 30 years?

    :P

    Doc: when was the last time you had a rectal exam?

    :shock:

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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,396
    25lbs in 2 months...nicely done.
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  • PissBottleManPissBottleMan Union City, TN Posts: 4,155
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Doc: Whens the last time you had a tetanus shot?
    Me: 30 years?
    Doc:Whens the last time you had blood work done?
    Me: 30 years?

    :P

    Doc: when was the last time you had a rectal exam?

    :shock:

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    You serve time doc?

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  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Not a bad visit though, I dropped 25lbs since I saw him on Nov. 16.
    Have you been doing anything different to lose that weight? Thats a good amount of weight to lose in 2 months, that actually has me a little concerned, being a doctor myself.

    I think you should go to the doctor.
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    left arm pain is a potential sign of a heart attack....better get that checked out.



    I thought it was the right arm?
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,484
    nice work, Speedy!
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  • donnaruhldonnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Doc: Whens the last time you had a tetanus shot?
    Me: 30 years?
    Doc:Whens the last time you had blood work done?
    Me: 30 years?

    :P

    Not a bad visit though, I dropped 25lbs since I saw him on Nov. 16.
    Blood pressure 108/60
    Ecg/Ekg showed a strong heart.
    Doctor was thrilled with me.

    But now my fucking left arm really hurts. :lol::lol::lol:

    That's a lot of weight to be losing in such a short amount of time. Did he do your blood work at that time?
  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    i havent seen a real doctor since my HS baseball physical, and who knows how thorough that really was. Been about 15-16 years (with lots of smoking, drinking and drug use since then). Pretty sure I should get checked up but I'm nervous what I may find out. What does a full physical consist of these days?
    and glad everything checked out ok speedy
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  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    i havent seen a real doctor since my HS baseball physical, and who knows how thorough that really was. Been about 15-16 years (with lots of smoking, drinking and drug use since then). Pretty sure I should get checked up but I'm nervous what I may find out. What does a full physical consist of these days?
    and glad everything checked out ok speedy
    How old are you?
    Over 40 and you get a finger or two up your ass.
    Blood pressure test
    They'll want you to get your blood levels checked
    Basic heart/reflex/mouth/ear tests
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    i havent seen a real doctor since my HS baseball physical, and who knows how thorough that really was. Been about 15-16 years (with lots of smoking, drinking and drug use since then). Pretty sure I should get checked up but I'm nervous what I may find out. What does a full physical consist of these days?
    and glad everything checked out ok speedy
    How old are you?
    Over 40 and you get a finger or two up your ass.
    Blood pressure test
    They'll want you to get your blood levels checked
    Basic heart/reflex/mouth/ear tests
    not there yet...32
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  • HartydogHartydog Posts: 2,060
    [/quote]

    Doc: when was the last time you had a rectal exam?

    :shock:[/quote]

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    You serve time doc?

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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,884
    donnaruhl wrote:

    That's a lot of weight to be losing in such a short amount of time. Did he do your blood work at that time?
    I completely, and I mean COMPLETELY changed my eating habits. I am probably getting 1800-2000 calories a day. Its all tuna, chicken, homemade chicken soup with vegetables, tons of tomatoes and cottage cheese. I have basically eliminated all junk food and red meat(I had red meat twice over the holidays). I cut my soda to 1-2 cans a day(if that). I now drink my coffee black or with skim milk (used to go through a half gallon of half-half a week). I still have a good 40lbs to lose. But I am happy I was able to do this during the "Holiday Season" when everyone else is gaining weight. And yes I had blood work done today, and I should have the results in a couple days, I would think.
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    nice job not so fat, fat ass :thumbup:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    (used to go through a half gallon of half-half a week).

    wow!


    good on ya, speedy....i fell off the horse a few months back and am getting back on the being healthy thing...shit ani't easy
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,884
    norm wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    (used to go through a half gallon of half-half a week).

    wow!


    good on ya, speedy....i fell off the horse a few months back and am getting back on the being healthy thing...shit ani't easy
    I pounded half-half in my coffee like nobodys business. I bet I was DRINKING 1000 calories a day in half-half.

    WTF?

    :P :P

    And no its not easy. But after 8 weeks, I am passed the point of "Damn a cheeseburger sounds good". You know what I mean.... I just get up in the mid morning(work nights), and I make my tuna or chicken sandwich on low carb wheat, I slice my 3 tomatoes and mix in the cottage cheese, I heat up my soup and throw it in the thermos, and thats that. I throw that all in my lunch cooler and I dont think twice about it. For breakfast I have a couple scrambled eggs, or a protein shake. Fuck it, its working and I am happy. I am also taking a multi vitamin.

    The 1st 3 weeks of this routine sucked, no doubt, but now its just what I do.
    Take me piece by piece.....
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    The 1st 3 weeks of this routine sucked, no doubt, but now its just what I do.

    yep...i just got out of the habit


    and damn! that's a lot of half-half :lol::lol:
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,884
    norm wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    The 1st 3 weeks of this routine sucked, no doubt, but now its just what I do.

    yep...i just got out of the habit


    and damn! that's a lot of half-half :lol::lol:
    Im telling ya norm...
    I was drinking half coffee...Half.......well half-in-half..
    4-6 20oz cups a day...

    YIKES!!!!

    I want my coffee room temp. I want my coffee drinkable...I guzzled the shit down...By the gallons...So it would always be half-half by the cupfull.

    THATS ALL CHANGED!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    I want my coffee room temp. I want my coffee drinkable...I guzzled the shit down...By the gallons...So it would always be half-half by the cupfull.

    i'm the same way but i've always used non-fat (now soy) milk...and now instead of sugar or sweet & low, it's stevia :roll: :lol::lol:
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,884
    norm wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    I want my coffee room temp. I want my coffee drinkable...I guzzled the shit down...By the gallons...So it would always be half-half by the cupfull.

    i'm the same way but i've always used non-fat (now soy) milk...and now instead of sugar or sweet & low, it's stevia :roll: :lol::lol:
    You and I have met, its obvious that the 2 of us would have a BALL in an "All you can eat Chinese Buffet".

    :P

    But I am truly going for the "lifestyle change". I am going to try my fucking best.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Good for you. Glad to hear these type of cheeseburgers do nothing for you anymore.



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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,884
    DS1119 wrote:
    Good for you. Glad to hear these type of cheeseburgers do nothing for you anymore.



    brozers_burger_2.jpg
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Doc: Whens the last time you had a tetanus shot?
    Me: 30 years?
    Doc:Whens the last time you had blood work done?
    Me: 30 years?

    :P

    Not a bad visit though, I dropped 25lbs since I saw him on Nov. 16.
    Blood pressure 108/60
    Ecg/Ekg showed a strong heart.
    Doctor was thrilled with me.

    But now my fucking left arm really hurts. :lol::lol::lol:

    why did you not see a doctor for 30 years? what made you decide to go now?
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Good work Speedy, keep it up!

    I had to cut out rum. A 1.75 liter per week is a ton of sugar.
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  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Doc: Whens the last time you had a tetanus shot?
    Me: 30 years?
    Doc:Whens the last time you had blood work done?
    Me: 30 years?

    :P

    Not a bad visit though, I dropped 25lbs since I saw him on Nov. 16.
    Blood pressure 108/60
    Ecg/Ekg showed a strong heart.
    Doctor was thrilled with me.

    But now my fucking left arm really hurts. :lol::lol::lol:


    Looks like you don't need to see the doctor for another 30 yrs - only kidding...

    What did you do to lose 25 pounds in 2 months ?? Keep up the good work :thumbup:
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  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,125
    mikalina wrote:
    What did you do to lose 25 pounds in 2 months ??

    maybe the ham?
  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    DS1119 wrote:
    Good for you. Glad to hear these type of cheeseburgers do nothing for you anymore.



    brozers_burger_2.jpg

    :shock:

    Oh, damn, that thing looks glorious.

    Congrats on the healthiness, Speedy!
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