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i get confused when..

dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
edited January 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
a small window pops up at the pc and say:
windows find the solution to the problem,clik here..

what the fuck was the problem in the first place..??

fuckin machine...can make you wontering for years.. :lol::lol::lol:
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,817
    made me think of this Pete Townshend song


    Man makes machines
    To man the machines
    That make the machines
    That make the machines

    Make a machine
    To make a machine
    And man and machine
    Will make a machine

    To break the machines
    That make the machines...
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    I get confused when DS bumps 5-year old threads
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    a small window pops up at the pc and say:
    windows find the solution to the problem,clik here..

    what the fuck was the problem in the first place..??

    fuckin machine...can make you wontering for years.. :lol::lol::lol:

    :lol:
    Sometimes I wish a little window would pop up telling me what's wrong with my body...oh my back hurts..
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    I get confused when DS bumps 5-year old threads

    ha, I 've learned to look at the dates on threads when they look fishy because of this.
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  • mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    ....my girlfriend tells me 'everything is fine' but something is clearly wrong -- i am supposed to guess?
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    ....my girlfriend tells me 'everything is fine' but something is clearly wrong -- i am supposed to guess?
    if this stop,ill not recognize women anymore :D
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    ....my girlfriend tells me 'everything is fine' but something is clearly wrong -- i am supposed to guess?


    don't know dude
    but
    "fine" usually sucks
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    ....my girlfriend tells me 'everything is fine' but something is clearly wrong -- i am supposed to guess?

    Nobody can answer this, except to say it sounds like you're in a bit of trouble buddy. Good luck.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    ....my girlfriend tells me 'everything is fine' but something is clearly wrong -- i am supposed to guess?


    they expect us to be mind-readers. good luck, sir
  • mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    i have decided that everything IS fine and she is just mad she has nothing to bitch at me about :D:lol::lol:
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    i have decided that everything IS fine and she is just mad she has nothing to bitch at me about :D:lol::lol:
    well,now she is confused... :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    i have decided that everything IS fine and she is just mad she has nothing to bitch at me about :D:lol::lol:


    just dont give her a reason! :lol:
  • Fifi_IrelandFifi_Ireland Posts: 576
    edited January 2013
    I, meet a really nice guy who chats me up and tells me im lovely only to find out he is married :cry: why would you do that!
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    I never see that on my mac
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Fifi_Ireland wrote:
    I, eet a really nice guy who chats me up and tells me im lovely only to find out he is married :cry: why would you do that!

    :fp:
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,443
    people make 5-10 different threads on the same topic :?
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  • morellomorello Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 6,217
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    ....my girlfriend tells me 'everything is fine' but something is clearly wrong -- i am supposed to guess?
    This reminds me of:

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

    Motto of the story & to avoid confusion: offer chocolate! 8-)
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  • tkbelle1980tkbelle1980 Posts: 43
    morello wrote:
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    ....my girlfriend tells me 'everything is fine' but something is clearly wrong -- i am supposed to guess?
    This reminds me of:

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

    Motto of the story & to avoid confusion: offer chocolate! 8-)

    Hands down the funniest fucking thing I have ever read.... And it's soooooooo true
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    i dont know what you want from me
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    When Dimi goes off on a tan gin..... :D
  • mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    morello wrote:
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    ....my girlfriend tells me 'everything is fine' but something is clearly wrong -- i am supposed to guess?
    This reminds me of:

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
    ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

    Motto of the story & to avoid confusion: offer chocolate! 8-)
    I saw that the other day except it used wine instead of chocolate :):lol::lol:
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    You know what's fracking confusing? When a person says one thing and does the complete opposite. Soooo irritating. :evil:
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    You know what's fracking confusing? When a person says one thing and does the complete opposite. Soooo irritating. :evil:

    I call it changing my mind
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    You know what's fracking confusing? When a person says one thing and does the complete opposite. Soooo irritating. :evil:

    I call it changing my mind

    Maybe you do deserve a kick :think:
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    You know what's fracking confusing? When a person says one thing and does the complete opposite. Soooo irritating. :evil:

    I call it changing my mind

    Maybe you do deserve a kick :think:

    Sorry.... changing my mind without telling you... that's what I should have said.
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    You know what's fracking confusing? When a person says one thing and does the complete opposite. Soooo irritating. :evil:


    its time for people to follow through with crap.
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    davidtrios wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    You know what's fracking confusing? When a person says one thing and does the complete opposite. Soooo irritating. :evil:


    its time for people to follow through with crap.

    Damn straight!!!
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  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    davidtrios wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    You know what's fracking confusing? When a person says one thing and does the complete opposite. Soooo irritating. :evil:


    its time for people to follow through with crap.

    Damn straight!!!


    man up, biatches
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    when i miss u
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,484
    when i can't remember what i was going to post in this thread :?
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    when thoughts arrive like butterflies...
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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