Dealing with a day loaded with ignorant customers.
Where is your driver?
Is your driver on his way?
We want to leave early.
Can your driver get here early?
We want to leave 3 hours early.
Not one single one of them gives a flying fuck what time I get home!
Sorry people we cant reduce 5 days of deliveries in to 3 days.
And by the way, TODAY IS NOT A HOLIDAY!
When I drove for UPS in NYC the customers always wanted me to get there early before holidays & on Fridays, so they can get home early themselves :lolno: . If they never took care of me, I would get to their place AFTER they closed .
With 5 to 10 places closed, I was the one who got home early, f**k them :ugeek:.....
Happy Thanksgiving my friend, hope you get home early
So, What you Giving ?........ (Thanks Speedy, Alesek, & Arq+friends)
What You Giving
I suggest you step out on your Porch.
Run away my son. See it all. Oh, See the World!
Dealing with a day loaded with ignorant customers.
Where is your driver?
Is your driver on his way?
We want to leave early.
Can your driver get here early?
We want to leave 3 hours early.
Not one single one of them gives a flying fuck what time I get home!
Sorry people we cant reduce 5 days of deliveries in to 3 days.
And by the way, TODAY IS NOT A HOLIDAY!
When I drove for UPS in NYC the customers always wanted me to get there early before holidays & on Fridays, so they can get home early themselves :lolno: . If they never took care of me, I would get to their place AFTER they closed .
With 5 to 10 places closed, I was the one who got home early, f**k them :ugeek:.....
Happy Thanksgiving my friend, hope you get home early
I start at noon. Usually for me it is ALL about pick-ups. If we are truly busy, when I get there at noon, I will have 4-6 deliveries that are left over from the morning, then I will move on to pick-ups.
YESTERDAY I get there at noon, look at my manifest, and I have 14 deliveries!
FUCKING HOLIDAYS!
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
And the 1st customer, who at any point today, says any of these remarks....
You will have to wait, we are on lunch.
You will have to wait, we are on break.
Dont you know we are on lunch between 1-2?
Dont you know we are on break between 2-3?
Come back later we are having our holiday party.
You should have been here 4 hours ago.
The 1st person who says any of the above.
Is getting my 53 foot trailer, and tractor, driven right up their ignorant ass!
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
And the 1st customer, who at any point today, says any of these remarks....
You will have to wait, we are on lunch.
You will have to wait, we are on break.
Dont you know we are on lunch between 1-2?
Dont you know we are on break between 2-3?
Come back later we are having our holiday party.
You should have been here 4 hours ago.
The 1st person who says any of the above.
Is getting my 53 foot trailer, and tractor, driven right up their ignorant ass!
Tell them you'll be back later...........................NEXT WEEK
So, What you Giving ?........ (Thanks Speedy, Alesek, & Arq+friends)
What You Giving
I suggest you step out on your Porch.
Run away my son. See it all. Oh, See the World!
And the 1st customer, who at any point today, says any of these remarks....
You will have to wait, we are on lunch.
You will have to wait, we are on break.
Dont you know we are on lunch between 1-2?
Dont you know we are on break between 2-3?
Come back later we are having our holiday party.
You should have been here 4 hours ago.
The 1st person who says any of the above.
Is getting my 53 foot trailer, and tractor, driven right up their ignorant ass!
Tell them you'll be back later...........................NEXT WEEK
Sometimes not an option. If they are receiving 6 skids that weigh 6,000lbs...
Well, then I am screwed. Because I cant work around that crap.
Trust me, I would love to tell them to go scratch!
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
And the 1st customer, who at any point today, says any of these remarks....
You will have to wait, we are on lunch.
You will have to wait, we are on break.
Dont you know we are on lunch between 1-2?
Dont you know we are on break between 2-3?
Come back later we are having our holiday party.
You should have been here 4 hours ago.
The 1st person who says any of the above.
Is getting my 53 foot trailer, and tractor, driven right up their ignorant ass!
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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to do as close to nothing as I can manage, and to avoid a certain person if possible
And the 1st customer, who at any point today, says any of these remarks....
You will have to wait, we are on lunch.
You will have to wait, we are on break.
Dont you know we are on lunch between 1-2?
Dont you know we are on break between 2-3?
Come back later we are having our holiday party.
You should have been here 4 hours ago.
The 1st person who says any of the above.
Is getting my 53 foot trailer, and tractor, driven right up their ignorant ass!
My priority for today is to throw a brick at a Greek person!
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
And the 1st customer, who at any point today, says any of these remarks....
You will have to wait, we are on lunch.
You will have to wait, we are on break.
Dont you know we are on lunch between 1-2?
Dont you know we are on break between 2-3?
Come back later we are having our holiday party.
You should have been here 4 hours ago.
The 1st person who says any of the above.
Is getting my 53 foot trailer, and tractor, driven right up their ignorant ass!
My priority for today is to throw a brick at a Greek person!
its fuckin raining hard..noone ios out..fucking assholes..go out,..my brick is ready..
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
its fuckin raining hard..noone ios out..fucking assholes..go out,..my brick is ready..
The only people making money in Greece?
Are the people who make bricks!!!
yep..and molotov bombs!!
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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don't want it going out before the holiday
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Where is your driver?
Is your driver on his way?
We want to leave early.
Can your driver get here early?
We want to leave 3 hours early.
Not one single one of them gives a flying fuck what time I get home!
Sorry people we cant reduce 5 days of deliveries in to 3 days.
And by the way, TODAY IS NOT A HOLIDAY!
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
When I drove for UPS in NYC the customers always wanted me to get there early before holidays & on Fridays, so they can get home early themselves :lolno: . If they never took care of me, I would get to their place AFTER they closed
With 5 to 10 places closed, I was the one who got home early, f**k them :ugeek:.....
Happy Thanksgiving my friend, hope you get home early
What You Giving
I suggest you step out on your Porch.
Run away my son. See it all. Oh, See the World!
YESTERDAY I get there at noon, look at my manifest, and I have 14 deliveries!
FUCKING HOLIDAYS!
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
You will have to wait, we are on lunch.
You will have to wait, we are on break.
Dont you know we are on lunch between 1-2?
Dont you know we are on break between 2-3?
Come back later we are having our holiday party.
You should have been here 4 hours ago.
The 1st person who says any of the above.
Is getting my 53 foot trailer, and tractor, driven right up their ignorant ass!
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Tell them you'll be back later...........................NEXT WEEK
What You Giving
I suggest you step out on your Porch.
Run away my son. See it all. Oh, See the World!
Well, then I am screwed. Because I cant work around that crap.
Trust me, I would love to tell them to go scratch!
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Dropkick Murphy... he's a real ass, that one!
fucker
Yesss
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Are the people who make bricks!!!
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
CFO out
controller out
beer at lunch in
maybe even a martini.
Damn... I guess you have to be on your best behavior
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
And gave me a right kicking!
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”