Why The Yankees Will Beat The Tigers

DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
edited October 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Cav is in fact not VGL, He is a fraud.

Cabrera won the Triple Crown because of pure luck.

Verlander is juicing the ball and will get caught in this series.

Prince Fielder is too fat.

Half of Detroit (the half that stayed so that inheritantly makes them stupid) still thinks Alan Trammel plays for the team.

There is no smoking in Yankee Stadium so Jim Leyland is fucked.

Jose Valverde. Enough said.

Hardcore Pawn is not a very good show.

Jhonny Peralta spells his first name like a tool.
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  • :lol:

    I purchased 2 tickets to the first two games at Cincy for the WS. Was crushed when they lost their game 5 but I saved the $2500 that the flight/tickets/hotel would have set me back. Full refund on everything except the broken baseball heart.

    Thinking I might go to 1 Yankees game if they beat Detroit and make the WS but for 2 tickets to 1 game it probably will cost just as much as the 2 game trip to Cincy for a 1 game drive to the Bronx.

    Looking forward to a good series but would like to see Yanks/Nats.
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    DS1119 wrote:
    Cav is in fact not VGL, He is a fraud.

    Cabrera won the Triple Crown because of pure luck.

    Verlander is juicing the ball and will get caught in this series.

    Prince Fielder is too fat.

    Half of Detroit (the half that stayed so that inheritantly makes them stupid) still thinks Alan Trammel plays for the team.

    There is no smoking in Yankee Stadium so Jim Leyland is fucked.

    Jose Valverde. Enough said.

    Hardcore Pawn is not a very good show.

    Jhonny Peralta spells his first name like a tool.


    Seems Legit, except for Cav, thats one sexy mofo
  • Bathgate66Bathgate66 Posts: 15,813
    to be fair Andruw Jones
    falls under that 'spells his name like a tool' umbrella
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Bathgate66 wrote:
    to be fair Andruw Jones
    falls under that 'spells his name like a tool' umbrella


    Invalid. That's how they spell it from his country. :lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Oh yeah, and Kid Rock is stupid.
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  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,411
    Tigers vs. Giants


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  • mfc2006 wrote:
    Tigers vs. Giants


    Hi Speedy! :wave:
    Cardinals over the Giants in 5.....
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  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    Tigers in 6....
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    Cav is in fact not VGL, He is a fraud.

    Cabrera won the Triple Crown because of pure luck.

    Verlander is juicing the ball and will get caught in this series.

    Prince Fielder is too fat.

    Half of Detroit (the half that stayed so that inheritantly makes them stupid) still thinks Alan Trammel plays for the team.

    There is no smoking in Yankee Stadium so Jim Leyland is fucked.

    Jose Valverde. Enough said.

    Hardcore Pawn is not a very good show.

    Jhonny Peralta spells his first name like a tool.

    The Hardcore Pawn bash is in poor taste
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    DS1119 wrote:
    Oh yeah, and Kid Rock is stupid.

    This negates the Hardcore Pawn Reference. We're cool.
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    :lolno:

    Go Tigers! :corn:
  • CH156378CH156378 Posts: 1,539
    DS1119 wrote:
    Oh yeah, and Kid Rock is stupid.

    +1
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    :lol:
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Alright DS.. you want war, you got war..

    Fact is, I am VGL.. and sexy as all shit.. You are simply biting my style and my acronym..

    Ugly people, such as yourself, try to insult and hurt others to feel better about themselves.
    So, instead of lying and trying to bring my VGL status into question, why not do as us VGL people do and just simply compliment yourself over and over again until people are sick of it :D

    that out of the way, the Yankees will lose because:

    You haven't come to terms with the fact that I am VGL.

    You don't even live anywhere near NYC, you have no team of your own and you are once again biting

    Jeter is old as dirt.. He was on an episode of Seinfeld for christ sake.. One more little tweak and he will be riding the pine with A-Rod..

    Our starting pitching is better..

    Granderson is cursed since leaving detroit (we can tell, he misses it) and he will continue to strikeout.. Especially against JV and Max.. numbers 1 and 2 in strikeouts this year..

    Prince fielder is fat? look at yer boy CC!! They both look like they would do better in a pie eating contest.
    (a contest that prince would win because CC looks like he is about 8 calories from a major heart attack)

    Aside from Rivera, your bullpen aint that great either..

    We have a habit of beating you guys in the postseason lately..

    Your new ballpark is a joke and was built that way simply to inflate the numbers of those overpaid fucks..

    We have Cabrera..

    You gave the world Billy Joel.. Fuck you very much!!
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  • BIGDaddyWilBIGDaddyWil Michigan Posts: 3,065
    Caveeze wrote:
    Alright DS.. you want war, you got war..

    Fact is, I am VGL.. and sexy as all shit.. You are simply biting my style and my acronym..

    Ugly people, such as yourself, try to insult and hurt others to feel better about themselves.
    So, instead of lying and trying to bring my VGL status into question, why not do as us VGL people do and just simply compliment yourself over and over again until people are sick of it :D

    that out of the way, the Yankees will lose because:

    You haven't come to terms with the fact that I am VGL.

    You don't even live anywhere near NYC, you have no team of your own and you are once again biting

    Jeter is old as dirt.. He was on an episode of Seinfeld for christ sake.. One more little tweak and he will be riding the pine with A-Rod..

    Our starting pitching is better..

    Granderson is cursed since leaving detroit (we can tell, he misses it) and he will continue to strikeout.. Especially against JV and Max.. numbers 1 and 2 in strikeouts this year..

    Prince fielder is fat? look at yer boy CC!! They both look like they would do better in a pie eating contest.
    (a contest that prince would win because CC looks like he is about 8 calories from a major heart attack)

    Aside from Rivera, your bullpen aint that great either..

    We have a habit of beating you guys in the postseason lately..

    Your new ballpark is a joke and was built that way simply to inflate the numbers of those overpaid fucks..

    We have Cabrera..

    You gave the world Billy Joel.. Fuck you very much!!


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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Caveeze wrote:
    Alright DS.. you want war, you got war..

    Fact is, I am VGL.. and sexy as all shit.. You are simply biting my style and my acronym..

    Ugly people, such as yourself, try to insult and hurt others to feel better about themselves.
    So, instead of lying and trying to bring my VGL status into question, why not do as us VGL people do and just simply compliment yourself over and over again until people are sick of it :D

    that out of the way, the Yankees will lose because:

    You haven't come to terms with the fact that I am VGL.

    You don't even live anywhere near NYC, you have no team of your own and you are once again biting

    Jeter is old as dirt.. He was on an episode of Seinfeld for christ sake.. One more little tweak and he will be riding the pine with A-Rod..

    Our starting pitching is better..

    Granderson is cursed since leaving detroit (we can tell, he misses it) and he will continue to strikeout.. Especially against JV and Max.. numbers 1 and 2 in strikeouts this year..

    Prince fielder is fat? look at yer boy CC!! They both look like they would do better in a pie eating contest.
    (a contest that prince would win because CC looks like he is about 8 calories from a major heart attack)

    Aside from Rivera, your bullpen aint that great either..

    We have a habit of beating you guys in the postseason lately..

    Your new ballpark is a joke and was built that way simply to inflate the numbers of those overpaid fucks..

    We have Cabrera..

    You gave the world Billy Joel.. Fuck you very much!!


    You still haven't formally accepted the bet. :corn:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    BTW Tiger fans...the one's who actually still live in Detoit (again the stupid) Al Kaline and Ty Cobb no longer play for the Tigers.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Caveeze wrote:

    Prince fielder is fat? look at yer boy CC!! They both look like they would do better in a pie eating contest.
    (a contest that prince would win because CC looks like he is about 8 calories from a major heart attack)

    i am of the opinion that DS could take both in a pie eating contest
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  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,182
    NO

    Peace
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:

    Prince fielder is fat? look at yer boy CC!! They both look like they would do better in a pie eating contest.
    (a contest that prince would win because CC looks like he is about 8 calories from a major heart attack)

    i am of the opinion that DS could take both in a pie eating contest


    Pie no. Pizza yes. :lol:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    g under p wrote:
    NO

    Peace

    those sound like fighting words

    War
    81 is now off the air

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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    DS1119 wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    Alright DS.. you want war, you got war..

    Fact is, I am VGL.. and sexy as all shit.. You are simply biting my style and my acronym..

    Ugly people, such as yourself, try to insult and hurt others to feel better about themselves.
    So, instead of lying and trying to bring my VGL status into question, why not do as us VGL people do and just simply compliment yourself over and over again until people are sick of it :D

    that out of the way, the Yankees will lose because:

    You haven't come to terms with the fact that I am VGL.

    You don't even live anywhere near NYC, you have no team of your own and you are once again biting

    Jeter is old as dirt.. He was on an episode of Seinfeld for christ sake.. One more little tweak and he will be riding the pine with A-Rod..

    Our starting pitching is better..

    Granderson is cursed since leaving detroit (we can tell, he misses it) and he will continue to strikeout.. Especially against JV and Max.. numbers 1 and 2 in strikeouts this year..

    Prince fielder is fat? look at yer boy CC!! They both look like they would do better in a pie eating contest.
    (a contest that prince would win because CC looks like he is about 8 calories from a major heart attack)

    Aside from Rivera, your bullpen aint that great either..

    We have a habit of beating you guys in the postseason lately..

    Your new ballpark is a joke and was built that way simply to inflate the numbers of those overpaid fucks..

    We have Cabrera..

    You gave the world Billy Joel.. Fuck you very much!!


    You still haven't formally accepted the bet. :corn:
    I proposed the bet jackass!! its on!!
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Caveeze wrote:
    I proposed the bet jackass!! its on!!


    Well you needed to acknowledge it Kid Rock! :lol:

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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    A-Rod.. The $275 million dollar cheerleader
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Bet is on!!
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Does Cabrera and Young's parole offciers know they're out of Michigan right now?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    DS1119 wrote:
    Cav is in fact not VGL, He is a fraud.

    Cabrera won the Triple Crown because of pure luck.

    Verlander is juicing the ball and will get caught in this series.

    Prince Fielder is too fat.

    Half of Detroit (the half that stayed so that inheritantly makes them stupid) still thinks Alan Trammel plays for the team.

    There is no smoking in Yankee Stadium so Jim Leyland is fucked.

    Jose Valverde. Enough said.
    Hardcore Pawn is not a very good show.

    Jhonny Peralta spells his first name like a tool.



    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Eminem is from Detroit

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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    where you at?..

    Valverde sucks and blew it.. but we are winning again..

    and the worst part about this game, and the reason why the Yankees wont win, look at the seats!!.. the place is fucking empty!!!

    you should be ashamed.. heartless, gutless, team..

    heartless, gutless fans..

    this, to me, is more embarrassing than Valverde..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
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