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  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    At least it wasn't sunburnt! Or... was it :eek:
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    only because taking sellotape of your hairy bits hurts like hell... think childbirth is sore... try taking a sellotaped willy of your inner thigh... actually dont Chime!!! :p:D

    Funny idea of foreplay you have there dunk!! ;):D
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    redrock wrote:
    At least it wasn't sunburnt! Or... was it :eek:

    :D:D:D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    UKDave wrote:
    Funny idea of foreplay you have there dunk!! ;):D


    'foreplay'... hmmm what is this word you speak of :confused:


    *looks at dick














    tionary...*


    hmmmmmm .... interesting
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    'foreplay'... hmmm what is this word you speak of :confused:


    *looks at dick


    tionary...*


    hmmmmmm .... interesting

    It's a bit more involved than simply lifting up yer kilt... ;):D
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    UKDave wrote:
    It's a bit more involved than simply lifting up yer kilt... ;):D

    yeah but the kilt lifting works every time :cool:

    why spend 4 hours baking a cake when you can buy a big creamy fucker at the bakers!!!..... or something :rolleyes:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    yeah but the kilt lifting works every time :cool:

    why spend 4 hours baking a cake when you can buy a big creamy fucker at the bakers!!!..... or something :rolleyes:

    Cos baking can be just as much fun..... ;) :rolleyes: :D
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    UKDave wrote:
    Cos baking can be just as much fun..... ;) :rolleyes: :D

    thats so true :cool: :D

    *warning 18 rated bit coming up*


    especially as you can slide your fingers around the rim of the bowl and then lick the beautifulness off your fingers .....mmmm i love cake mixture.....


    *end of warning*

    Redrock - i was going to give you advance warning of that bit ;):D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    thats so true :cool: :D

    *warning 18 rated bit coming up*


    especially as you can slide your fingers around the rim of the bowl and then lick the beautifulness off your fingers .....mmmm i love cake mixture.....


    *end of warning*

    Redrock - i was going to give you advance warning of that bit ;):D

    Or just lick straight from the bowl.....? ;):D:D
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    UKDave wrote:
    Or just lick straight from the bowl.....? ;):D:D


    depends if its chocolate cake..... but yeah :D:D;)


    then you need to grasp your big wooden spoon and get in there and stir it really hard but sometimes slow and methodically.... vary it a little... move the bowl into a more manageable position!! you dont want the mixture to become to runny...


    i'm either so fucking horny now...... or i'm so hungry.... i cant decide!!! :confused::p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    thats so true :cool: :D

    *warning 18 rated bit coming up*


    especially as you can slide your fingers around the rim of the bowl and then lick the beautifulness off your fingers .....mmmm i love cake mixture.....


    *end of warning*

    Redrock - i was going to give you advance warning of that bit ;):D

    It's OK Dunky.... I'm 18 and over :D
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    depends if its chocolate cake..... but yeah :D:D;)


    then you need to grasp your big wooden spoon and get in there and stir it really hard but sometimes slow and methodically.... vary it a little... move the bowl into a more manageable position!! you dont want the mixture to become to runny...


    i'm either so fucking horny now...... or i'm so hungry.... i cant decide!!! :confused::p

    Wooden spoon needing duct tape = horny
    Tummy rumbling = hungry

    Which one is it?
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    redrock wrote:
    Wooden spoon needing duct tape = horny
    Tummy rumbling = hungry

    Which one is it?

    LMAO... just come back to this... had a phone call to take...

    So Dunk which one is it.....?
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    redrock wrote:
    Wooden spoon needing duct tape = horny
    Tummy rumbling = hungry

    Which one is it?


    well technically its both!!!!

    i even changed my location to honour my new goddess of all things horny.... now i just need a cake!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • chimechime Posts: 7,839
    UKDave wrote:
    LMAO... just come back to this... had a phone call to take...

    So Dunk which one is it.....?

    I'm guessing it's probably both :rolleyes: :p
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    redrock wrote:
    It's OK Dunky.... I'm 18 and over :D


    i know that sweet milf ;):D


    just wanted to use the 'advance warning' oxymoron... but thought i'd better not ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    I am slow today, aren't I :o
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    well technically its both!!!!

    i even changed my location to honour my new goddess of all things horny.... now i just need a cake!

    She is gorgeous.... :o
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    redrock wrote:
    I am slow today, aren't I :o


    yes
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    UKDave wrote:
    She is gorgeous.... :o

    i want to taste her gingerbread recipe
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    i want to taste her gingerbread recipe


    easy now tiger - get your duct tape
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    i want to taste her gingerbread recipe

    Oh... nice... :cool:
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    redrock wrote:
    easy now tiger - get your duct tape


    yeehaw... you did the URL thingy :D

    Access Denied
    You have attempted to access the following web page:
    http://www.skins.be/wallpaper/shakira/19616/1024x768/

    Access has been blocked because:
    Prohibited by Bloxx URL database (Pornography-Adult)


    thats what i get when i tried to look at that at work!!!!!!!!!!!!!! must check it out later when the missus is sleeping and i have a wooden spoon to clean!!!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    Shame I can't find a pic of Shakira in a cheerleader uniform, eating cheesecake.....
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    yeehaw... you did the URL thingy :D

    Access Denied
    You have attempted to access the following web page:
    http://www.skins.be/wallpaper/shakira/19616/1024x768/

    Access has been blocked because:
    Prohibited by Bloxx URL database (Pornography-Adult)


    thats what i get when i tried to look at that at work!!!!!!!!!!!!!! must check it out later when the missus is sleeping and i have a wooden spoon to clean!!!!

    I didn't get blocked.... :o didn't stay long either though... open office!! :o
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    redrock wrote:
    Shame I can't find a pic of Shakira in a cheerleader uniform, eating cheesecake.....

    Uh-oh!! Dunk... Dunk... Dunk.... are you still with us?
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    yeehaw... you did the URL thingy :D

    Access Denied
    You have attempted to access the following web page:
    http://www.skins.be/wallpaper/shakira/19616/1024x768/

    Access has been blocked because:
    Prohibited by Bloxx URL database (Pornography-Adult)


    thats what i get when i tried to look at that at work!!!!!!!!!!!!!! must check it out later when the missus is sleeping and i have a wooden spoon to clean!!!!

    I did do the url thingy - not so slow after all!

    If you can do msn at work, I put the pic on a sharing folder. Oops for me because I didn't look what kind of site the pic was on though it doesn't like anything that should be prohibited!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    redrock wrote:
    Shame I can't find a pic of Shakira in a cheerleader uniform, eating cheesecake.....


    right...... i'm off to the toi.........awww shit too late!!!! :o:o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    redrock wrote:
    If you can do msn at work, I put the pic on a sharing folder. Oops for me because I didn't look what kind of site the pic was on though it doesn't like anything that should be prohibited!

    not MSN at work either :mad:

    i'll definitely look it up later!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • stonesgstringstonesgstring Posts: 4,613
    Yay!! You guys did it! You reached 10,000!! *bounces*

    What's our next target then or are we having a break from the targets? :D
    20/04/06 ~ 23/08/06 ~ 09/09/06

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    18/06/07 - Amazing, just amazing

    04/07/06 ~Proud to be part of the AIC Astoria Crew~

    Rockin' out to Creadles
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