Astorians with tickets

UKDave

Heineken Helen wrote:

And just what are you planning on DOING with the birthday card?

:eek: well I was just going to send it first class but you've just put a whole new version of posting in my head :eek: :eek:

No... I meant the card content...

chime

UKDave wrote:

:eek: All this smut is seeping over into real life...

I was stood in the sandwich queue and the lady behind me said "Have you been seen to..." and I couldn't resist telling her "No, I'm in perfect working order thankyou..." you should have seen her face

...and as for the birthday card... I hope she takes it in the right way... if you see what I mean :rolleyes:

Here we are taking your thread pass the 5100 while you're busy hitting on poor unsuspecting women who have just gone out for a tuna salad roll :rolleyes:

So which card did you buy then Dave?

Heineken Helen

UKDave wrote:

:eek: well I was just going to send it first class but you've just put a whole new version of posting in my head :eek: :eek:

No... I meant the card content...

Oh dear so you're just talking about putting it in the box, right? So what does this 'first class' consist of?

So what's the card content then??? Or need I ask considering the mood we let you go off in.

UKDave

Chime wrote:

Here we are taking your thread pass the 5100 while you're busy hitting on poor unsuspecting women who just gone out for a tuna salad roll :rolleyes:

So which card did you buy then Dave?

Nah... it was worse than that... she ordered PORK....

The card... well... picture the scene... bears fishing in the river... four of them having no luck whatsoever... one stood with 3 fish tucked under one arm with his other arm under the water... one of the less successful bears turns to one of the others and says "How come Dave's got so many fish?"

Open up the card and the two bears have put their heads under the water to find out what is going on and discovered that he is using a "worm" which moves up and down as you open the card...

It's for an ex... not sure how appropriate it is now though!!! :eek:

Heineken Helen

UKDave wrote:

Nah... it was worse than that... she ordered PORK....

Oh well the stupid bitch is asking for trouble :eek:

Lol @ the card - strange relationship you have with your ex

Well, I'm off for some cheeseca... :eek: em, I mean lunch

Ah fuck it, I'd settle for marmite at this stage

chime

UKDave wrote:

It's for an ex... not sure how appropriate it is now though!!! :eek:

Well I'm guessing you parted on reasonably good terms otherwise you wouldn't be sending a card and you should know her sense of humour soI'm guessing it's fine

Good find though

Also reminds me MUST buy a card for my Dad

UKDave

Heineken Helen wrote:

Lol @ the card - strange relationship you have with your ex

It's "an" ex not "the" ex... so yeah on good terms... tend to manage that anyway, must be my natural charm :rolleyes: :cool:

Heineken Helen

Chime wrote:

Well I'm guessing you parted on reasonably good terms otherwise you wouldn't be sending a card and you should know her sense of humour soI'm guessing it's fine

Good find though

Also reminds me MUST buy a card for my Dad

Oh fuck! Me too, it's Friday :eek:

I hate May - my brother AND my father within a week. Ah well December's even worse :eek:

Anyway, lunch

chime

Heineken Helen wrote:

Oh fuck! Me too, it's Friday :eek:

I hate May - my brother AND my father within a week. Ah well December's even worse :eek:

Anyway, lunch

My dad is Friday too

Me the 10th, Dad the 19th.

V V

Hello
this is my flying lunch time post !

i tryed to read back but ur whoring too much

all i'm getting is HH had cat with the same name as my son !
Dunk likes cheese cake !!
and Dave wants u to apply FOR something ?? or is it he wants the ladys to Apply something !!

UKDave

Chime wrote:

Well I'm guessing you parted on reasonably good terms otherwise you wouldn't be sending a card and you should know her sense of humour soI'm guessing it's fine

Good find though

Also reminds me MUST buy a card for my Dad

I'm sure she'll be ok as long as I think of something to write that complements it rather than sends it down the wrong direction

What sort of cards do you buy for your dad?!!! :eek:

UKDave

V V wrote:

Hello
this is my flying lunch time post !

i tryed to read back but ur whoring too much

all i'm getting is HH had cat with the same name as my son !
Dunk likes cheese cake !!
and Dave wants u to apply FOR something ?? or is it he wants the ladys to Apply something !!

If any of the ladies want to "sweeten" their applications... then far be it from me to put them off

Byrnzie

Dunkman, you may know the answer to this...If I download the Flac version I understand it stops you having gaps between songs, but does it still recognise the songs individually, as opposed to putting the downloaded disc into a c.d player and having just 1 track showing for the whole concert?

chime

UKDave wrote:

I'm sure she'll be ok as long as I think of something to write that complements it rather than sends it down the wrong direction

What sort of cards do you buy for your dad?!!! :eek:

My Dad would like that card ... IF ... it came from anyone but one of his daughters

Left things a little late this year so plan is shopping tomorrow, post Thursday and it arrives on his birthday on Friday (and yes I realise I'm putting a lot of faith in Royal Mail ) now I just need to decide what to buy him

V V

Byrnzie wrote:

Dunkman, you may know the answer to this...If I download the Flac version I understand it stops you having gaps between songs, but does it still recognise the songs individually, as opposed to putting the downloaded disc into a c.d player and having just 1 track showing for the whole concert?

when i DL the HOB show it was Flac and still cameup as more then 1 track , should be fine

ok off again , Gym tots !!! **rolls eyes**

UKDave

Chime wrote:

My Dad would like that card ... IF ... it came from anyone but one of his daughters

Left things a little late this year so plan is shopping tomorrow, post Thursday and it arrives on his birthday on Friday (and yes I realise I'm putting a lot of faith in Royal Mail ) now I just need to decide what to buy him

The woman behind the counter (no not elderly or in a small town)... really liked it, she recognised it straight away, said she'd read already... I guess the description comes across a bit flat but the mood I left the office in it grabbed my attention straight away!!!

I'm sure he'll forgive his daughter if the post arrives late, that's what dad's do... :rolleyes:

Less than 100 posts to Chile now... chances of me being around to see it... marginal :(

chime

UKDave wrote:

I'm sure he'll forgive his daughter if the post arrives late, that's what dad's do... :rolleyes:

And that's why we love 'em

UKDave

UKDave wrote:

Less than 100 posts to Chile now... chances of me being around to see it... marginal :(

A well timed text while at Radiohead gig, might be required... probably as the boys are playing "Everything In It's Right Place..."

Heineken Helen

V V wrote:

Hello
this is my flying lunch time post !

i tryed to read back but ur whoring too much

all i'm getting is HH had cat with the same name as my son !
Dunk likes cheese cake !!
and Dave wants u to apply FOR something ?? or is it he wants the ladys to Apply something !!

Your son's called Herbie? Awwwww!!!!! Don't we ALL love cheesecake though?

Lol, I just had a fella in my office looking for one of the lads and I hate when I ring them up and they say something like 'ah that fucking eejit? Make him wait' and they've said it so loud over the phone that ya KNOW yer man heard it . Lol, think I covered it up well with me 'he's just with someone at the moment if you'd like to get a coffee and he'll be with you in about 5 minutes

chime

UKDave wrote:

A well timed text while at Radiohead gig, might be required... probably as the boys are playing "Everything In It's Right Place..."

If you want me to it can be arranged

Byrnzie

V V wrote:

when i DL the HOB show it was Flac and still cameup as more then 1 track , should be fine

ok off again , Gym tots !!! **rolls eyes**

Cheers ears!!

stonesgstring

Chime wrote:

If you want me to it can be arranged

Perhaps Chime and Dave want to be left alone? LOL

stonesgstring

I'm not even going to bother reading through last few pages. Let's just keep on rollin'

Trying to avoid work as much as possible here. Need some entertainment and fast. Where's Al when you need him?

Heineken Helen

stonesgstring wrote:

I'm not even going to bother reading through last few pages. Let's just keep on rollin'

Trying to avoid work as much as possible here. Need some entertainment and fast. Where's Al when you need him?

I don't think it can have been good for Als ego when you kept comparing him to Dave

He seems to have disappeared :(

UKDave

stonesgstring wrote:

Perhaps Chime and Dave want to be left alone? LOL

The alternative is to get our collective arses into gear and over-take those Chileans before I have to disappear to the gig.... :cool:

89... we can do that this afternoon... surely?

stonesgstring

What time you leaving then?

Need a timescale here

stonesgstring

Heineken Helen wrote:

I don't think it can have been good for Als ego when you kept comparing him to Dave

He seems to have disappeared :(

Ooops maybe my fault then :eek:

Not my fault he isn't as imaginative or as good as Dave is it!!

UKDave

stonesgstring wrote:

What time you leaving then?

Need a timescale here

Get out of office for about 5... maybe earlier if we can do it before then?

chime

UKDave wrote:

The alternative is to get our collective arses into gear and over-take those Chileans before I have to disappear to the gig.... :cool:

89... we can do that this afternoon... surely?

*disapointed* If that's what you prefer

UKDave

stonesgstring wrote:

Ooops maybe my fault then :eek:

Not my fault he isn't as imaginative or as good as Dave is it!!

*** ego rising ***

How could he be...?