Astorians with tickets

stonesgstring

UKDave wrote:

That's for demonstration purposes only...

:eek: :eek: :rolleyes:

chime

UKDave wrote:

Could be :rolleyes: not fully finalised that process yet... :cool:

Well you better let us know when recruitment begins so we can decide whether to put in an application.

UKDave

I'm going for some fresh air ... oh and a birthday card and a sandwich...

laters...

UKDave

Chime wrote:

Well you better let us know when recruitment begins so we can decide whether to put in an application.

You know I've done so much fecking recruitment over the last two years but none of it was as much fun as I think this one would be.......

Heineken Helen

Chime wrote:

Well you better let us know when recruitment begins so we can decide whether to put in an application.

Hmm... well I think I'm putting in an application anyway :eek:

chime

UKDave wrote:

You know I've done so much fecking recruitment over the last two years but none of it was as much fun as I think this one would be.......

Promises, promises ...............

Heineken Helen

UKDave wrote:

You know I've done so much fecking recruitment over the last two years but none of it was as much fun as I think this one would be.......

Lol, so eh... what position are we emmm... applying for????

stonesgstring

Chime wrote:

Well you better let us know when recruitment begins so we can decide whether to put in an application.

I already applied last night. Apparently once in, you get to recruit others, so there's a bonus

Heineken Helen

I've LOADS of experience in ALL positions and I can provide references if necessary

chime

Heineken Helen wrote:

Lol, so eh... what position are we emmm... applying for????

To join Dave's 'special project'.

UKDave

Heineken Helen wrote:

Lol, so eh... what position are we emmm... applying for????

I think there could be various openings... and of course there will be a practical element to the recruitment process so that candidates can demonstrate their aptitude for the task...

Right on that note... I shall leave you to consider your applications

stonesgstring

You know, knowing Dave this project might not be quite what we are expecting :eek: He might be exploiting the Astoria boot petition for his own gain

Heineken Helen

UKDave wrote:

I think there could be various openings... and of course there will be a practical element to the recruitment process so that candidates can demonstrate their aptitude for the task...

Right on that note... I shall leave you to consider your applications

Well consider me for all positions, will ya. I'm quite flexible, and am pretty good at following orders, also quite the 'team' worker

stonesgstring

:eek: :eek: @ Helen

OK on this particular train of though, I shall have to leave I'm afraid Lunch and work calls. Maybe catch you later, maybe not

chime

stonesgstring wrote:

You know, knowing Dave this project might not be quite what we are expecting :eek: He might be exploiting the Astoria boot petition for his own gain

He wouldn't do that surely :eek:

Now that you mention it I don't see him chasing the guys for applications and they don't seem to be volunteering themselves for this project ................ hmmmmmmmmmm I wonder

Guess we have to put our applications in as I'm sure this is the kind of thing that we would find out during the recruitment process

Heineken Helen

stonesgstring wrote:

:eek: :eek: @ Helen

OK on this particular train of though, I shall have to leave I'm afraid Lunch and work calls. Maybe catch you later, maybe not

Lol, funny how you two should disappear at the same time

dunkman

whatever Daves planning i suppose i'm up for it.... as long as i can smear cheesecake onto things... people get excited about whipped cream but whiped cream disentegrates too fast.. whereas the cream on a cheesecake can take hours of licking


so i'll be in charge of cheesecake basically!

Heineken Helen

Oh and Dave I’m also always willing to learn from others and am open to suggestions. I’m also willing to work overtime and payment will not be necessary but I would expect decent benefits.

‘the cream on a cheesecake can take hours of licking’

:eek: *Grabs engineer and runs to cheesecake shop*

chime

Heineken Helen wrote:

Oh and Dave I’m also always willing to learn from others and am open to suggestions. I’m also willing to work overtime and payment will not be necessary but I would expect decent benefits.

I usually like to keep my application information confidential between myself and the recruiter but Helen seems to be going all out for the postion

Heineken Helen wrote:

‘the cream on a cheesecake can take hours of licking’

:eek: *Grabs engineer and runs to cheesecake shop*

Personally I would go with get cheescake then grab engineer but whatever works for you

Wish we could meet engineer when we are over

dunkman

Chime wrote:

Wish we could meet engineer when we are over

yeah so long as he doesnt talk about hurling

Helen you realise that out of all the astoria pics, and theres a lot... you still managed to escape the photgraphers amongst us!!!!

you're semi-famous on here for having no photo on the photos thread... so i think your an apparation... just like the engineer is as well

Heineken Helen

Chime wrote:

I usually like to keep my application information confidential between myself and the recruiter but Helen seems to be going all out for the postion

Lol, well I can be quite competitive

Chime wrote:

Personally I would go with get cheescake then grab engineer but whatever works for you

Wish we could meet engineer when we are over

Well I can guarantee you will NOT be meeting engineer when yas are over

God no way!!! If he KNEW!! :eek:

Heineken Helen

dunkman1974 wrote:

yeah so long as he doesnt talk about hurling

Helen you realise that out of all the astoria pics, and theres a lot... you still managed to escape the photgraphers amongst us!!!!

you're semi-famous on here for having no photo on the photos thread... so i think your an apparation... just like the engineer is as well

Yes dunky of course you know I don't exist

And what? Do you want me to post a picture of the engineer or something? And yeh, I noticed I'm not in any pics

What? Will I ask him to pose for one at lunch?

chime

Heineken Helen wrote:

Well I can guarantee you will NOT be meeting engineer when yas are over

God no way!!! If he KNEW!! :eek:

I didn't think you would allow us anywhere near him

Imagine us lot trying to keep a straight face and act normally then a few drinks down the line ........ 'Helen says she'd love to lick cheescake off ya' :eek:

chime

Heineken Helen wrote:

And what? Do you want me to post a picture of the engineer or something?

What? Will I ask him to pose for one at lunch?

If you don't mind ..................

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

Will I ask him to pose for one at lunch?

yeah why not... it'll just prove to him if your mental or not... imagine how confused he'd be if you asked him to pose for a photo so your internet chums could stare at him

he'd run a feckin mile...

Heineken Helen

Chime wrote:

I didn't think you would allow us anywhere near him

Imagine us lot trying to keep a straight face and act normally then a few drinks down the line ........ 'Helen says she'd love to lick cheescake off ya' :eek:

:eek: That's what I mean!!! Cos it's maybe a tiny bit in jest - although obviously I wouldn't say no at all but I'm not as scary as I might come across.

dunkman

he's sounds like a pussy anyway... getting hurt at football... wimp

Heineken Helen

dunkman1974 wrote:

yeah why not... it'll just prove to him if your mental or not... imagine how confused he'd be if you asked him to pose for a photo so your internet chums could stare at him

he'd run a feckin mile...

Hmm.. and that's supposed to convince me how exactly?

And it's gaelic football dunky, they're allowed do more than 'tip eachother' - it's a proper real mans sport, not like that soccer crap

UKDave

:eek: All this smut is seeping over into real life...

I was stood in the sandwich queue and the lady behind me said "Have you been seen to..." and I couldn't resist telling her "No, I'm in perfect working order thankyou..." you should have seen her face

...and as for the birthday card... I hope she takes it in the right way... if you see what I mean :rolleyes:

Heineken Helen

UKDave wrote:

:eek: All this smut is seeping over into real life...

I was stood in the sandwich queue and the lady behind me said "Have you been seen to..." and I couldn't resist telling her "No, I'm in perfect working order thankyou..." you should have seen her face

...and as for the birthday card... I hope she takes it in the right way... if you see what I mean :rolleyes:

And just what are you planning on DOING with the birthday card?