What nonsense sports do you want added to the Olympics?

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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Beer shotgunning
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Nasty things I won't mention here...
  • Sloshball and roller derby.
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • kenny olavkenny olav Posts: 3,319
    Why isn't surfing an Olympic sport yet?

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Musical chairs
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,894
    Dodgeball!
    Tree climbing
    Heads Up, Seven Up
    Duck, duck, goose
    Parachute
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,894
    kenny olav wrote:
    Why isn't surfing an Olympic sport yet?

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    Because there is no reasonable way to simulate those kinds of waves. They can't have all Olympics where there is a good surfing beach (at the right time of year, no less). :). If that wasn't a problem, I think there probably would be surfing in the Olympics by now.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • norm wrote:
    Royal Child Chasing

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:



    Kick the can

    Tiddlywinks
  • LongueuilLongueuil Posts: 2,224
    The Drunk Hurdles.
    After absorbing a large amount of alcohol they run 400m hurdles. If they vomit, they are disqualified.

    The cell phone/computer throw
  • Jarts
  • SuziemaySuziemay Posts: 11,168
    Trampoline.

    Oh wait.
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,894
    Suziemay wrote:
    Trampoline.

    Oh wait.
    :lol:
    I feel so bad. I think that sport is kind of ridiculous, and painfully boring to watch. I mean, the oy time it gets even a bit interesting is when someone crash lands. But my cousin used to be 3rd in the world (with shockingly little time and effort, because it's not very hard). I have to pretend that I think it's an awesome sport. :oops:
    I will admit that it takes balls though. I would absolutely panic if I started going that high while bouncing on a trampoline, start thrashing around, and end up on America's Funniest Home Videos if I didn't kill myself. :lol:

    Edit: right after posting this I saw that Canada won the gold medal in women's trampoline. Woo hoo. :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • SuziemaySuziemay Posts: 11,168
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Suziemay wrote:
    Trampoline.

    Oh wait.
    :lol:
    I feel so bad. I think that sport is kind of ridiculous, and painfully boring to watch. I mean, the oy time it gets even a bit interesting is when someone crash lands. But my cousin used to be 3rd in the world (with shockingly little time and effort, because it's not very hard). I have to pretend that I think it's an awesome sport. :oops:
    I will admit that it takes balls though. I would absolutely panic if I started going that high while bouncing on a trampoline, start thrashing around, and end up on America's Funniest Home Videos if I didn't kill myself. :lol:

    Edit: right after posting this I saw that Canada won the gold medal in women's trampoline. Woo hoo. :lol:
    Lots of things take balls and skills, but that doesn't mean they are sports or world class sporting events. Take chainsaw juggling, for example.

    No offense to your cousin or Canada :mrgreen:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Hosreshoes
    My dad can beat up your dad...
    Name that tune
    Miniature golf
    Throwing things with your oppsoite hand for distance
    Stare offs
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Hocking loogies.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    synchronized testicle scratching
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Texting for speed
    Funniest prank call
    Pissing for distance (the womens competition would be really interesting :lol: )
  • Chain Link Fencing
    I will walk w/my hands bound
    I will walk w/my face blood
    I will walk w/my shadow flag

    Memories back when she was smooth and strong
    and waiting for the world to come along...

    Eddie solo Vegas Oct 31,Nov 1 2012
  • CareyCarey Posts: 2,361
    Claireack wrote:
    400m running in heels


    Ooh, I got this one!
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    kissing Marathon....im in for the Gold...
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,894
    Suziemay wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Suziemay wrote:
    Trampoline.

    Oh wait.
    :lol:
    I feel so bad. I think that sport is kind of ridiculous, and painfully boring to watch. I mean, the oy time it gets even a bit interesting is when someone crash lands. But my cousin used to be 3rd in the world (with shockingly little time and effort, because it's not very hard). I have to pretend that I think it's an awesome sport. :oops:
    I will admit that it takes balls though. I would absolutely panic if I started going that high while bouncing on a trampoline, start thrashing around, and end up on America's Funniest Home Videos if I didn't kill myself. :lol:

    Edit: right after posting this I saw that Canada won the gold medal in women's trampoline. Woo hoo. :lol:
    Lots of things take balls and skills, but that doesn't mean they are sports or world class sporting events. Take chainsaw juggling, for example.

    No offense to your cousin or Canada :mrgreen:
    Oh, none taken (by me... yeah, my cousin might disagree)! It's a really dumb "sport"! :lol: I jumped out of a plane, and that took balls on m part, but I don't imagine skydiving will be a part of the Olympics anytime soon... although it would be fun, as long as it was limited to first time jumpers. Whoever freaks out the least wins.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • HinnHinn Posts: 1,517
    kenny olav wrote:
    Why isn't surfing an Olympic sport yet?

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    Running through the last 6 Olympics-

    Barcelona - sure they can head to Northern Spain
    Atlanta - Is there any surfing on the Atlantic coast that isn't a giant distance away?
    Sydney - duh
    Beijing - LOL
    Greece - it's the Mediterranean
    London - I suppose they can go to Cornwall, but I understand it's rather inconsistent

    Rio would be good, though.
    115 bucks for half a haircut by a novice? I want my money back!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Gum bubble blowing
    Jacks
    Hop Scotch
    Jump Rope
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,894
    Pogo-ball racing
    Wet banana sliding
    Mechanical bull riding
    Parkour
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Manicures & Pedicure race
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    there are enough already... beach volleyball? really?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Hard boiled egg making
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    How about something regularly shown on sports channels....

    POKER!
    #FHP
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Juggling
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