Chicago Cubs baseball!!!

darwinstheory

Motherfucker!

HesCalledDyer

I am really starting to fucking loathe Christian Yelich. When Sammy Sosa goes from 20 to 66 homers he’s on roids but when Yelich does it he’s the greatest gift to fucking baseball. Fuck Ryan Braun, too, because.

Jason P

Judging by how he looks, Sosa is on some alien serum

SPEEDY MCCREADY

When I looked at the schedule a week ago, I knew damned well this was the beginning of the end for the Cubs. Starting July 22 they had to play 19 of 25 on the road. Cubs have the WORST ROAD RECORD in the National League! They are 1-4 so far on this trip, and after back to back crushing loses in Milwaukee, I don't see this ending well. The bullpen is a joke, PERIOD!!!

And at some point in the next, I don't know, 3-5 years, can the Cubs finally get a leadoff hitter? Is it really to much to ask? Is it that fucking hard?

I can truly see this team going 6-19 on this 25 game stretch. THE END!

bbiggs

Source is ESPN.com:

• Their eight blown saves in July is tied for the most in baseball.

• On Saturday, they blew multiple save opportunities in the same game for the second time this season. Only the Mets have done that more.

• In 542 appearances before this season, Kimbrel had given up multiple home runs in the same outing just only once. In 12 games as a Cub, he has done it twice already.

bbiggs

Let’s look at the bright side. Maybe Ed will say “Fuck it.  These guys suck.” and get back in the studio rather than hanging around Wrigley Field all October. 

HesCalledDyer

Wrigley is gonna be empty come October anyway, so may as well get a head start.

HesCalledDyer

bbiggs said:

Source is ESPN.com:

• Their eight blown saves in July is tied for the most in baseball.

• On Saturday, they blew multiple save opportunities in the same game for the second time this season. Only the Mets have done that more.

• In 542 appearances before this season, Kimbrel had given up multiple home runs in the same outing just only once. In 12 games as a Cub, he has done it twice already.

Regarding the last one, what is it about putting on a Cubs uniform that makes people suck?

bbiggs

HesCalledDyer said:

bbiggs said:

Source is ESPN.com:

• Their eight blown saves in July is tied for the most in baseball.

• On Saturday, they blew multiple save opportunities in the same game for the second time this season. Only the Mets have done that more.

• In 542 appearances before this season, Kimbrel had given up multiple home runs in the same outing just only once. In 12 games as a Cub, he has done it twice already.

Regarding the last one, what is it about putting on a Cubs uniform that makes people suck?

That is such a good question. 

HesCalledDyer

That series should have been a sweep.  1-2 instead.

bbiggs

HesCalledDyer said:

That series should have been a sweep.  1-2 instead.

We might see a sweep here real soon being that we’re heading to St. Louis. Just not the sweep we’re hoping for. 

darwinstheory

bbiggs said:

HesCalledDyer said:

That series should have been a sweep.  1-2 instead.

We might see a sweep here real soon being that we’re heading to St. Louis. Just not the sweep we’re hoping for. 

Then it must be the sweep we are expecting.

HesCalledDyer

So now Darvish has his shit together he is the unfortunate inheritor of DeGrom Syndrome.  Superb pitching, no run support.  Fuckin Cubs.

HesCalledDyer

I also read this morning that the Cubs are the only team in MLB to lead all of their games since the All-Star Break.  They're 9-7.  Fuckin Cubs.

bbiggs

I’m checked out with this team. They’re just too frustrating. Since I have zero expectations, I can’t be let down. I’m ready for Bears football to start in a major way. 

lindamarie73

Anyone want take a guess or know which current Cubs player is suspected of having Relations with Ben Zobrists EX-Wife????.....This blew me away but sort of makes sense.......

bbiggs

lindamarie73 said:

Anyone want take a guess or know which current Cubs player is suspected of having Relations with Ben Zobrists EX-Wife????.....This blew me away but sort of makes sense.......

Baez. I have no idea. Who is it? 

mca47

lindamarie73 said:

Anyone want take a guess or know which current Cubs player is suspected of having Relations with Ben Zobrists EX-Wife????.....This blew me away but sort of makes sense.......

Is this for real?

Malroth

lindamarie73 said:

Anyone want take a guess or know which current Cubs player is suspected of having Relations with Ben Zobrists EX-Wife????.....This blew me away but sort of makes sense.......

Butterfield. That bastard

darwinstheory

mca47 said:

lindamarie73 said:

Anyone want take a guess or know which current Cubs player is suspected of having Relations with Ben Zobrists EX-Wife????.....This blew me away but sort of makes sense.......

Is this for real?

2nd time I've heard mention of this scenario. Is this true, or people playing off Palmerio and Sandberg's wife back in the day?