The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Christ, reports confirmed, this is some kind of week.
WASHINGTON—Calling the last four days of American life just...I mean, talk about a goddamned punch in the gut, citizens across the nation confirmed today that, Jesus, this week.
This fucking week, sources added.
Christ.
“Seriously, can we wrap this up already?” Maryland resident James Alderman told reporters, echoing the thoughts of all 311 million Americans, who have just about reached their weekly goddamned quota for carnage, misery, confusion, heartbreak, and rage. “Because, you know, I’m pretty sure we’ve all had our hearts ripped out of our chests and stomped on enough times for one seven-day period, thank you very much.”
“Man oh man,” Alderman added, shaking his head. “Can you believe this? Can you honestly believe the kind of piece-of-shit week we’re having here?”
According to a new poll by the Pew Research Center, when reached for comment on this week, 93 percent of Americans responded “Okay, enough’s enough here, you have seriously got to be kidding me with this week,” with 84 percent saying “Is it Sunday yet? What? How in the hell are we only at Thursday? What the hell is going on?” and 100 percent of Americans responding “No, no, go ahead, just pile some more horrific shit on this hellish shitshow of a week. Have at it.”
Following what could only be described by witnesses as the goddamned week to end all soul-crushing weeks, sources all across the nation reported that, sorry, is all this shit really happening at once? Because if all this shit is really happening at once, multiple reports verified, then this might actually be, honest to God, one of the worst weeks of all time.
No joke, added anyone with a set of working eyes and ears. Of all time.
“Maybe next time we have a week, they can try not to pack it completely to the fucking brim with explosions, mutilations, death, manhunts, lies, weeping, and the utter uselessness of our political system,” said basically every person in America who isn’t comatose or a complete sociopath. “You know, maybe try to spread some of that total misery across the other 51 weeks in the year. Just a thought.”
“Gotta hand it to this week, though,” added the entire American populace, laughing and crying at the same time. “It’s a motherfucker.”
At press time, sources confirmed that, you know what? Forget this week. 2013 as a whole can pretty much go straight to hell where it belongs.
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
A corkscrew incorporated into that would also be useful.
yes. its always good to have something on you that can be readily used as a weapon :twisted:
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
My co-worker called someone this morning, and she has a heavy Indonesian accent, and the number was wrong. When the person picked up, she asked for the person she was trying to call, and the guy yelled, "No, I am a white person!" and then hung up. :shock: Me and this co-worker are sworn enemies, but nevertheless, I felt bad for her; she seemed kind of upset about it - felt like a victim of racism, which she was. Some people... :fp:
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
My co-worker called someone this morning, and she has a heavy Indonesian accent, and the number was wrong. When the person picked up, she asked for the person she was trying to call, and the guy yelled, "No, I am a white person!" and then hung up. :shock: Me and this co-worker are sworn enemies, but nevertheless, I felt bad for her; she seemed kind of upset about it - felt like a victim of racism, which she was. Some people... :fp:
is it wrong to speak french when some calls and starts speaking in spanish.
My co-worker called someone this morning, and she has a heavy Indonesian accent, and the number was wrong. When the person picked up, she asked for the person she was trying to call, and the guy yelled, "No, I am a white person!" and then hung up. :shock: Me and this co-worker are sworn enemies, but nevertheless, I felt bad for her; she seemed kind of upset about it - felt like a victim of racism, which she was. Some people... :fp:
This is what Redial was invented for, oh i would have had some fun :twisted:
My co-worker called someone this morning, and she has a heavy Indonesian accent, and the number was wrong. When the person picked up, she asked for the person she was trying to call, and the guy yelled, "No, I am a white person!" and then hung up. :shock: Me and this co-worker are sworn enemies, but nevertheless, I felt bad for her; she seemed kind of upset about it - felt like a victim of racism, which she was. Some people... :fp:
is it wrong to speak french when some calls and starts speaking in spanish.
Certainly not.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
My co-worker called someone this morning, and she has a heavy Indonesian accent, and the number was wrong. When the person picked up, she asked for the person she was trying to call, and the guy yelled, "No, I am a white person!" and then hung up. :shock: Me and this co-worker are sworn enemies, but nevertheless, I felt bad for her; she seemed kind of upset about it - felt like a victim of racism, which she was. Some people... :fp:
This is what Redial was invented for, oh i would have had some fun :twisted:
Co-worker would never do anything that interesting. She's just going to whine about it for the next 3 hours. :roll:
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
My co-worker called someone this morning, and she has a heavy Indonesian accent, and the number was wrong. When the person picked up, she asked for the person she was trying to call, and the guy yelled, "No, I am a white person!" and then hung up. :shock: Me and this co-worker are sworn enemies, but nevertheless, I felt bad for her; she seemed kind of upset about it - felt like a victim of racism, which she was. Some people... :fp:
This is what Redial was invented for, oh i would have had some fun :twisted:
Co-worker would never do anything that interesting. She's just going to whine about it for the next 3 hours. :roll:
that sucks, and you know there's nothing you can do to stop it from happening.
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Pee you. smelly. :P
http://www.theonion.com/articles/jesus-this-week,32105/
Jesus, This Week
Christ, reports confirmed, this is some kind of week.
WASHINGTON—Calling the last four days of American life just...I mean, talk about a goddamned punch in the gut, citizens across the nation confirmed today that, Jesus, this week.
This fucking week, sources added.
Christ.
“Seriously, can we wrap this up already?” Maryland resident James Alderman told reporters, echoing the thoughts of all 311 million Americans, who have just about reached their weekly goddamned quota for carnage, misery, confusion, heartbreak, and rage. “Because, you know, I’m pretty sure we’ve all had our hearts ripped out of our chests and stomped on enough times for one seven-day period, thank you very much.”
“Man oh man,” Alderman added, shaking his head. “Can you believe this? Can you honestly believe the kind of piece-of-shit week we’re having here?”
According to a new poll by the Pew Research Center, when reached for comment on this week, 93 percent of Americans responded “Okay, enough’s enough here, you have seriously got to be kidding me with this week,” with 84 percent saying “Is it Sunday yet? What? How in the hell are we only at Thursday? What the hell is going on?” and 100 percent of Americans responding “No, no, go ahead, just pile some more horrific shit on this hellish shitshow of a week. Have at it.”
Following what could only be described by witnesses as the goddamned week to end all soul-crushing weeks, sources all across the nation reported that, sorry, is all this shit really happening at once? Because if all this shit is really happening at once, multiple reports verified, then this might actually be, honest to God, one of the worst weeks of all time.
No joke, added anyone with a set of working eyes and ears. Of all time.
“Maybe next time we have a week, they can try not to pack it completely to the fucking brim with explosions, mutilations, death, manhunts, lies, weeping, and the utter uselessness of our political system,” said basically every person in America who isn’t comatose or a complete sociopath. “You know, maybe try to spread some of that total misery across the other 51 weeks in the year. Just a thought.”
“Gotta hand it to this week, though,” added the entire American populace, laughing and crying at the same time. “It’s a motherfucker.”
At press time, sources confirmed that, you know what? Forget this week. 2013 as a whole can pretty much go straight to hell where it belongs.
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yes. its always good to have something on you that can be readily used as a weapon :twisted:
is it wrong to speak french when some calls and starts speaking in spanish.
This is what Redial was invented for, oh i would have had some fun :twisted:
there may have been some tire smoke in the parking garage today.
Think about baseball.
Friggin' Canadians.
Blame Canadaaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA
One more
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WcOcgc3WN4
I love how Canadians' heads are cut in half.
I'll never know. I have a thing with cartoons for adults. Can't watch them. Not even youtube clips.
it's the hat
Archer, King of The Hill, Squidbillies, American Dad, South Park... some of my favorite shows and they are all animated
None. Can't watch 'em.
That's what she said.
Pussy