I dont know about fast food cleanliness, but I protested Checkers for about 11 years because they severed me a cup of soda and a burger and fries. I was hungover like a diseased donkey.. I sucked that pop down like i'd just skateboarded across Zimbabwe, and as I got to the bottom, I opened the lid to get some ice and crunch on it, and the damned cup was full of bugs. They were crawling up and down and inside of the straw. Some were drowned and some were alive.. and i''d be a dollar three eighty that there were some clinging to my esophagus and floating in my belly doing backstoke. Fuckers.
And the manager says, "we clean the lines everyday."
"What about the stacks of putrid cups covered in bugs, honey?"
"Well sir, this is Florida, and we DO have bugs."
:shock: :fp:
That happened to a friend of mine too - she said that she had ants in her cup from the deli in my office building. Been nothing but bottled stuff for me since.
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I dont know about fast food cleanliness, but I protested Checkers for about 11 years because they severed me a cup of soda and a burger and fries. I was hungover like a diseased donkey.. I sucked that pop down like i'd just skateboarded across Zimbabwe, and as I got to the bottom, I opened the lid to get some ice and crunch on it, and the damned cup was full of bugs. They were crawling up and down and inside of the straw. Some were drowned and some were alive.. and i''d be a dollar three eighty that there were some clinging to my esophagus and floating in my belly doing backstoke. Fuckers.
And the manager says, "we clean the lines everyday."
"What about the stacks of putrid cups covered in bugs, honey?"
"Well sir, this is Florida, and we DO have bugs."
I dont know about fast food cleanliness, but I protested Checkers for about 11 years because they severed me a cup of soda and a burger and fries. I was hungover like a diseased donkey.. I sucked that pop down like i'd just skateboarded across Zimbabwe, and as I got to the bottom, I opened the lid to get some ice and crunch on it, and the damned cup was full of bugs. They were crawling up and down and inside of the straw. Some were drowned and some were alive.. and i''d be a dollar three eighty that there were some clinging to my esophagus and floating in my belly doing backstoke. Fuckers.
And the manager says, "we clean the lines everyday."
"What about the stacks of putrid cups covered in bugs, honey?"
"Well sir, this is Florida, and we DO have bugs."
I dont know about fast food cleanliness, but I protested Checkers for about 11 years because they severed me a cup of soda and a burger and fries. I was hungover like a diseased donkey.. I sucked that pop down like i'd just skateboarded across Zimbabwe, and as I got to the bottom, I opened the lid to get some ice and crunch on it, and the damned cup was full of bugs. They were crawling up and down and inside of the straw. Some were drowned and some were alive.. and i''d be a dollar three eighty that there were some clinging to my esophagus and floating in my belly doing backstoke. Fuckers.
And the manager says, "we clean the lines everyday."
"What about the stacks of putrid cups covered in bugs, honey?"
"Well sir, this is Florida, and we DO have bugs."
:shock: :fp:
I will probably never drink a fountain soda without checking the cup first now.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
I dont know about fast food cleanliness, but I protested Checkers for about 11 years because they severed me a cup of soda and a burger and fries. I was hungover like a diseased donkey.. I sucked that pop down like i'd just skateboarded across Zimbabwe, and as I got to the bottom, I opened the lid to get some ice and crunch on it, and the damned cup was full of bugs. They were crawling up and down and inside of the straw. Some were drowned and some were alive.. and i''d be a dollar three eighty that there were some clinging to my esophagus and floating in my belly doing backstoke. Fuckers.
And the manager says, "we clean the lines everyday."
"What about the stacks of putrid cups covered in bugs, honey?"
"Well sir, this is Florida, and we DO have bugs."
:shock: :fp:
How did the protest go?
11 years, I felt good.
But then one day I rode my bicycle home from the bar in a ziggity-zaggety pattern and broke down and got a sweet tea and some fries. I do dig their fires. I felt like I cheated on my g/f when I broke the protest. I dont go there anymore, its just nasty when you're sober. And if im drunk, I just hope I have the strenght to remember the bugs. Remember the bugs I tell myself.
I dont know about fast food cleanliness, but I protested Checkers for about 11 years because they severed me a cup of soda and a burger and fries. I was hungover like a diseased donkey.. I sucked that pop down like i'd just skateboarded across Zimbabwe, and as I got to the bottom, I opened the lid to get some ice and crunch on it, and the damned cup was full of bugs. They were crawling up and down and inside of the straw. Some were drowned and some were alive.. and i''d be a dollar three eighty that there were some clinging to my esophagus and floating in my belly doing backstoke. Fuckers.
And the manager says, "we clean the lines everyday."
"What about the stacks of putrid cups covered in bugs, honey?"
"Well sir, this is Florida, and we DO have bugs."
Oh, in a nice hood it would be more like $600K! FML.
$400/month for condo fees??? They better do your dishes and laundry for that...[/quote]
But the mortgage would only be $600/month or something! And no expense for repairs and maintenance! I want to move there!
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
Found at today a friend from my wild pre-mom days died of breast cancer...she was 37 :(hate cancer..hate, hate HATE it. Never crossed our minds then, that 8 years later she'd be gone. Never imagined she'd never see her youngest child's 6th birthday.
Life is too short people...forgive, forget, love and be happy.
Found at today a friend from my wild pre-mom days died of breast cancer...she was 37 :(hate cancer..hate, hate HATE it. Never crossed our minds then, that 8 years later she'd be gone. Never imagined she'd never see her youngest child's 6th birthday.
Life is too short people...forgive, forget, love and be happy.
awww....{{{HUGS}}}
I lost my aunt to breast cancer last year...sorry for your loss. :(
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Found at today a friend from my wild pre-mom days died of breast cancer...she was 37 :(hate cancer..hate, hate HATE it. Never crossed our minds then, that 8 years later she'd be gone. Never imagined she'd never see her youngest child's 6th birthday.
Life is too short people...forgive, forget, love and be happy.
awww....{{{HUGS}}}
I lost my aunt to breast cancer last year...sorry for your loss. :(
Thank you, sad day but I know she'd want us all to remember the good days. She put up one hell of a fight.
I dont know about fast food cleanliness, but I protested Checkers for about 11 years because they severed me a cup of soda and a burger and fries. I was hungover like a diseased donkey.. I sucked that pop down like i'd just skateboarded across Zimbabwe, and as I got to the bottom, I opened the lid to get some ice and crunch on it, and the damned cup was full of bugs. They were crawling up and down and inside of the straw. Some were drowned and some were alive.. and i''d be a dollar three eighty that there were some clinging to my esophagus and floating in my belly doing backstoke. Fuckers.
And the manager says, "we clean the lines everyday."
"What about the stacks of putrid cups covered in bugs, honey?"
"Well sir, this is Florida, and we DO have bugs."
:shock: :fp:
I will probably never drink a fountain soda without checking the cup first now.
Another reason to follow Will's example and order your food inside
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That happened to a friend of mine too - she said that she had ants in her cup from the deli in my office building. Been nothing but bottled stuff for me since.
And Birds, lots of birds.
that's quite the conundrum.... :think:
How did the protest go?
it'd be closer to that if it was in the city in a nice hood.
11 years, I felt good.
But then one day I rode my bicycle home from the bar in a ziggity-zaggety pattern and broke down and got a sweet tea and some fries. I do dig their fires. I felt like I cheated on my g/f when I broke the protest. I dont go there anymore, its just nasty when you're sober. And if im drunk, I just hope I have the strenght to remember the bugs. Remember the bugs I tell myself.
$400/month for condo fees??? They better do your dishes and laundry for that...
Good god ...
"Let's check Idaho."
the backstroke.
$400/month for condo fees??? They better do your dishes and laundry for that...[/quote]
But the mortgage would only be $600/month or something! And no expense for repairs and maintenance! I want to move there!
classic
"I didn't come here to be insulted"
"oh? where do you normally go?"
Double entendre version:
"What's this bug doing in my coke?"
"The butterfly."
"Let's check Idaho."
Chinese cookbook
ah! ok, now I finally got that.
"Let's check Idaho."
Life is too short people...forgive, forget, love and be happy.
awww....{{{HUGS}}}
I lost my aunt to breast cancer last year...sorry for your loss. :(
- Christopher McCandless
Thank you, sad day but I know she'd want us all to remember the good days. She put up one hell of a fight.
Another reason to follow Will's example and order your food inside
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzZ1YK4r84
Good thing he said that in 1983. It would have a whole different connotation in 2013.