Well he doesn't have a car so that narrows it down to walking distance from his campus.
he's got a truck
there are a couple of kwik trips near his place....also a couple of holiday stations.
Well he's a broke college kid. He's notdriving 20 miles fro 6 bucks an hour. He does however smoke a lot of pot so maybe he does. He might even work in Utah. :?
A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?"
She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind reeling, he asks, "And what do you do at this meeting?"
"Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement.
She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers."
"Very interesting..." the man responds.
Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?"
The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto........Tonto Goldstein".
A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?"
She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind reeling, he asks, "And what do you do at this meeting?"
"Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement.
She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers."
"Very interesting..." the man responds.
Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?"
The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto........Tonto Goldstein".
Also, very good information.
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Give him a call. Ask for #thedate
i wish i knew where he worked.
although, prank calls are being frowned upon right now
Well he doesn't have a car so that narrows it down to walking distance from his campus.
come again?
he's got a truck
there are a couple of kwik trips near his place....also a couple of holiday stations.
i see that after a quick google.
Well he's a broke college kid. He's notdriving 20 miles fro 6 bucks an hour. He does however smoke a lot of pot so maybe he does. He might even work in Utah. :?
http://youtu.be/L54eQPeVflo
I hope he got that blonde's number.
his place sells gas....that narrows it down.
What do you do? Something with hazmat?
Will: Convenience store attendant.
either he is lazy.....or he doesn't work at the place closest to home.
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14 here.
http://www.megafoods.com/MegaExpress.aspx
i could just call him on his cell [will shurg]
And if he knows what's good for him he'll hang up on you.
can't argue with that.
She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind reeling, he asks, "And what do you do at this meeting?"
"Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement.
She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers."
"Very interesting..." the man responds.
Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?"
The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto........Tonto Goldstein".
Also, very good information.