I have tasted a Christmas rainbow, and it was awful.
A what?
Word of advice: When someone asks the bartender for the worst shot they have, and then that person gives you said shot, don't drink it. Or if you do drink it, don't then decide to drink eight more that person orders.
I have tasted a Christmas rainbow, and it was awful.
A what?
Word of advice: When someone asks the bartender for the worst shot they have, and then that person gives you said shot, don't drink it. Or if you do drink it, don't then decide to drink eight more that person orders.
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In fairness, first one was jack. Eight one was jamison. The other 7....what a shit show.
Word of advice: When someone asks the bartender for the worst shot they have, and then that person gives you said shot, don't drink it. Or if you do drink it, don't then decide to drink eight more that person orders.
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Good advice. I was with a group this summer, one guy asked the waitress to bring us a round of Nut Brown Assholes . She looked confused, he told her to ask the bartender, "he'll know". When she leaves we all look at him like he's nuts, he tries to describe it, I realize he means Buttery Nipple. Poor waitress comes back after asking bartender & 4 others "no one has ever has ever heard of a Nut Brown Asshole".
Word of advice: When someone asks the bartender for the worst shot they have, and then that person gives you said shot, don't drink it. Or if you do drink it, don't then decide to drink eight more that person orders.
:fp:
In fairness, first one was jack. Eight one was jamison. The other 7....what a shit show.
My sides hurt from laughing
My sides hurt from tasting the rainbow as it came back up and out onto a Chicago street. :fp:
Word of advice: When someone asks the bartender for the worst shot they have, and then that person gives you said shot, don't drink it. Or if you do drink it, don't then decide to drink eight more that person orders.
:fp:
Good advice. I was with a group this summer, one guy asked the waitress to bring us a round of Nut Brown Assholes . She looked confused, he told her to ask the bartender, "he'll know". When she leaves we all look at him like he's nuts, he tries to describe it, I realize he means Buttery Nipple. Poor waitress comes back after asking bartender & 4 others "no one has ever has ever heard of a Nut Brown Asshole".
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He should switch to just saying buttery nipple ... that's a helluva lot more appealing of a shot than "nut brown asshole." :?
Word of advice: When someone asks the bartender for the worst shot they have, and then that person gives you said shot, don't drink it. Or if you do drink it, don't then decide to drink eight more that person orders.
:fp:
In fairness, first one was jack. Eight one was jamison. The other 7....what a shit show.
My sides hurt from laughing
My sides hurt from tasting the rainbow as it came back up and out onto a Chicago street. :fp:
Not your regular holiday guys. We backpacked around Mexico, Belize, Guatemala and Honduras for a few months. No tour guides, no hotel package deal. We just showed up in Mexico and went from there. We Climbed volcanos, saw crocodiles, went to mayan ruins, ate tacos, it was awesome. Thought you might want to see what that corner of the world looks like. Enjoy it was Epic
I have tasted a Christmas rainbow, and it was awful.
A what?
Word of advice: When someone asks the bartender for the worst shot they have, and then that person gives you said shot, don't drink it. Or if you do drink it, don't then decide to drink eight more that person orders.
:fp:
Word of advice: There is not a law that requires you to say "yes" to any shot given to you. :fp:
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Well, I do have a horrible habit of drinking shots placed in front of me.
"Let's check Idaho."
Word of advice: When someone asks the bartender for the worst shot they have, and then that person gives you said shot, don't drink it. Or if you do drink it, don't then decide to drink eight more that person orders.
:fp:
"Let's check Idaho."
My sides hurt from laughing
Good advice. I was with a group this summer, one guy asked the waitress to bring us a round of Nut Brown Assholes . She looked confused, he told her to ask the bartender, "he'll know". When she leaves we all look at him like he's nuts, he tries to describe it, I realize he means Buttery Nipple. Poor waitress comes back after asking bartender & 4 others "no one has ever has ever heard of a Nut Brown Asshole".
My sides hurt from tasting the rainbow as it came back up and out onto a Chicago street. :fp:
"Let's check Idaho."
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He should switch to just saying buttery nipple ... that's a helluva lot more appealing of a shot than "nut brown asshole." :?
"Let's check Idaho."
Saw some pepper southern comfort at jewels...
:nono:
"Let's check Idaho."
That sounds really miserable
cause everyone,
needs,
a mother,
FUCKER!
That's a pretty accurate depiction of my night. Well, as far as I can remember.
But, hey, at least I kept my shirt on.
"Let's check Idaho."
Nah, it was all control. I wouldn't let a little Chicago winter weather bother me.
"Let's check Idaho."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlpdd7y8MI&feature=plcp
'This boats not safe
And we're drowning.'
And this is why I should never have children. I would fuck with them like this every single day of their lives.
'This boats not safe
And we're drowning.'
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Not your regular holiday guys. We backpacked around Mexico, Belize, Guatemala and Honduras for a few months. No tour guides, no hotel package deal. We just showed up in Mexico and went from there. We Climbed volcanos, saw crocodiles, went to mayan ruins, ate tacos, it was awesome. Thought you might want to see what that corner of the world looks like. Enjoy it was Epic
Word of advice: There is not a law that requires you to say "yes" to any shot given to you.
Bar law states....when shot presented, shot consumed.
not 100% accurate.
Well, I do like to think I'm a law-abiding citizen ...
"Let's check Idaho."
You realize with this statement, you have set yourself up for a shot-filled evening the next time I see you.
I always knew you were a scofflaw.
"Let's check Idaho."