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    CareyCarey Posts: 2,361
    Heisenberg wrote:
    I went to my bank around noon today. As I was leaving, I looked across the parking lot and there stood a woman who was easily pushing 3 bills. Her purple pants were around her ankles and her gigantic and cratered bare ass was out for the entire world to see. I'm just glad I wasn't on the other side of the car door where I could see the other end of things. :shock:

    What in God's name was she doing? :shock:

    Was she alone!?
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Heisenberg wrote:
    I went to my bank around noon today. As I was leaving, I looked across the parking lot and there stood a woman who was easily pushing 3 bills. Her purple pants were around her ankles and her gigantic and cratered bare ass was out for the entire world to see. I'm just glad I wasn't on the other side of the car door where I could see the other end of things. :shock:

    :lol:


    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    Carey wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    I went to my bank around noon today. As I was leaving, I looked across the parking lot and there stood a woman who was easily pushing 3 bills. Her purple pants were around her ankles and her gigantic and cratered bare ass was out for the entire world to see. I'm just glad I wasn't on the other side of the car door where I could see the other end of things. :shock:

    What in God's name was she doing? :shock:

    Was she alone!?

    I have no idea what she was doing. I didn't see anyone with her. She had that big ol' ass out and the other end was facing through the open passenger side door. Broad daylight mind you in the middle of a fairly busy parking lot. it was SEXY!
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    Pamela0222Pamela0222 Posts: 1,544
    Heisenberg wrote:
    I went to my bank around noon today. As I was leaving, I looked across the parking lot and there stood a woman who was easily pushing 3 bills. Her purple pants were around her ankles and her gigantic and cratered bare ass was out for the entire world to see. I'm just glad I wasn't on the other side of the car door where I could see the other end of things. :shock:

    New girlfriend?? :lol:
    The thing I like most about time is that it's not real. It's all in the head. Sure, it's a useful trick to use if you want to meet someone at a specific place in the universe and have tea or coffee- but that's all it is- a trick. There is no such thing as the past. It exists only in the memory. There is no such thing as the future. It exists only in our imagination. If our watches were truly accurate, the only thing they would ever say is "Now". That's what time it is. It's "Now". - Damien Echols
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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    Pamela0222 wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    I went to my bank around noon today. As I was leaving, I looked across the parking lot and there stood a woman who was easily pushing 3 bills. Her purple pants were around her ankles and her gigantic and cratered bare ass was out for the entire world to see. I'm just glad I wasn't on the other side of the car door where I could see the other end of things. :shock:

    New girlfriend?? :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pua57EpV5Mw
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Las Vegas puts roughly 8,000 tons of trash into a landfill per day. :shock:
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    The sky is blue
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    I may attend more Minnesota Wild games this year
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    Pamela0222Pamela0222 Posts: 1,544
    I just quite my job!! On to bigger and better things!!
    The thing I like most about time is that it's not real. It's all in the head. Sure, it's a useful trick to use if you want to meet someone at a specific place in the universe and have tea or coffee- but that's all it is- a trick. There is no such thing as the past. It exists only in the memory. There is no such thing as the future. It exists only in our imagination. If our watches were truly accurate, the only thing they would ever say is "Now". That's what time it is. It's "Now". - Damien Echols
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Pamela0222 wrote:
    I just quite my job!! On to bigger and better things!!

    awesome. what a liberating thing to do! good luck to you
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    Pamela0222Pamela0222 Posts: 1,544
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Pamela0222 wrote:
    I just quite my job!! On to bigger and better things!!

    awesome. what a liberating thing to do! good luck to you

    Why thank you very much!!!
    The thing I like most about time is that it's not real. It's all in the head. Sure, it's a useful trick to use if you want to meet someone at a specific place in the universe and have tea or coffee- but that's all it is- a trick. There is no such thing as the past. It exists only in the memory. There is no such thing as the future. It exists only in our imagination. If our watches were truly accurate, the only thing they would ever say is "Now". That's what time it is. It's "Now". - Damien Echols
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Pamela0222 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Pamela0222 wrote:
    I just quite my job!! On to bigger and better things!!

    awesome. what a liberating thing to do! good luck to you

    Why thank you very much!!!

    :D

    so now what? time off? new job? just winging it?
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    rick1zoo2 wrote:

    :D

    so now what? time off? new job? just winging it?

    She's too busy putting her drink on the counter and phone in the fridge :lol:
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 36,030
    boogers. slimy,sticky boogers.
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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    of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    shots in your head and neck really fucking hurt
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 36,030
    Klingons. Circling Uranus.
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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    Pamela0222Pamela0222 Posts: 1,544
    rick1zoo2 wrote:

    :D

    so now what? time off? new job? just winging it?

    She's too busy putting her drink on the counter and phone in the fridge :lol:

    Oh LOL!!! What a doorknob I can be!!

    So now it's work here till the 13th, then back to my old job which I loved on the 16th. I'm a happy girl!
    The thing I like most about time is that it's not real. It's all in the head. Sure, it's a useful trick to use if you want to meet someone at a specific place in the universe and have tea or coffee- but that's all it is- a trick. There is no such thing as the past. It exists only in the memory. There is no such thing as the future. It exists only in our imagination. If our watches were truly accurate, the only thing they would ever say is "Now". That's what time it is. It's "Now". - Damien Echols
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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    There needs to be an audio filter that removes tone def screaming drunks from bootleg recordings.
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    mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    We finally got some needed rain...
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    Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,380
    Okay it's too damn slow in here...everybody get back to work!!! C'mon now!! I'm bored!!! SHEESH!
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Why do people think its weird for me to put grated cheese on my Italian bread instead of butter or oil/vinegar?
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    DS1119 wrote:
    Why do people think its weird for me to put grated cheese on my Italian bread instead of butter or oil/vinegar?

    maybe it's that they think you are weird and it has nothing to do with your food choices
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Why do people think its weird for me to put grated cheese on my Italian bread instead of butter or oil/vinegar?

    maybe it's that they think you are weird and it has nothing to do with your food choices


    I'm fine with that. Just watching a guys face today as I was sprinkling cheese on the bread you would have thought I was eating a kangaroos placenta.
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Okay it's too damn slow in here...everybody get back to work!!! C'mon now!! I'm bored!!! SHEESH!

    Somebody is cranky! Let me direct you to this thread viewtopic.php?f=14&t=179243&hilit=+Go+to+bed
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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    DS1119 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Why do people think its weird for me to put grated cheese on my Italian bread instead of butter or oil/vinegar?

    maybe it's that they think you are weird and it has nothing to do with your food choices


    I'm fine with that. Just watching a guys face today as I was sprinkling cheese on the bread you would have thought I was eating a kangaroos placenta.

    Mmmmmmmm...Kangaroo Placenta
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    Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,380
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Okay it's too damn slow in here...everybody get back to work!!! C'mon now!! I'm bored!!! SHEESH!

    Somebody is cranky! Let me direct you to this thread viewtopic.php?f=14&t=179243&hilit=+Go+to+bed

    :lol::lol: I can't go to bed - I'm stuck at work for another 20 minutes!!!!! :fp:
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
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    LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I've been on an Otis Redding kick for the last month and it's been heaven.
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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Heisenberg wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    maybe it's that they think you are weird and it has nothing to do with your food choices


    I'm fine with that. Just watching a guys face today as I was sprinkling cheese on the bread you would have thought I was eating a kangaroos placenta.

    Mmmmmmmm...Kangaroo Placenta

    Out of all the placentas...Marsupial plancentas are known to be the best.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    LloydXmas wrote:
    I've been on an Otis Redding kick for the last month and it's been heaven.
    It IS heaven - as is that voice of his.

    Good taste there!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x293voLm2bI

    Also, Otis is one badass name.
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I AM SO FUCKING BOOOORRREEEDDD!!!!!
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