Broad sword vs wooden ceiling fan blade

chadwick

justam wrote:

Chadwick, your wounds sound so painful!! (Both emotionally as well as physically.) :shock:
Brother hurts you first, then dad, then mom.. :(

not in that order

mom cut my thumb off before i could walk much
6th grade was the swing chain head one
dad stabbing me with filet knife...guessing i was 17-20

plus many other eventful moments required stitches or needed them and didn't get them

DS1119

justam wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

justam wrote:

What injuries have you gotten that required stitches?

I've had stiches a shit ton of times but the two funniest were when I was six my brother hit me in the forehead with a shovel because I was being an ass. Bled like crazy.


The other funny one was in 2007 and someone played a prank on me at work. They took a garbage twist tie and tied the phone cord extremely close to the actual phone so when I picked up the receiver the whole phone came up to my ear. I had to talk to my customer for 15 minutes with the whole desk phone up to my ear. I was a little pissed at the end of the call and while trying to cut the twist tie off with a razor blade I sliced my hand. I can laugh about it now because the guy that did it to me I ended up firing 10 months later.

I'll bet your shovel injury hurt a lot. :?

I don't really remember but it probably did.

justam

chadwick wrote:

justam wrote:

Chadwick, your wounds sound so painful!! (Both emotionally as well as physically.) :shock:
Brother hurts you first, then dad, then mom.. :(

not in that order

mom cut my thumb off before i could walk much
6th grade was the swing chain head one
dad stabbing me with filet knife...guessing i was 17-20

plus many other eventful moments required stitches or needed them and didn't get them

I think it sucks that people were so careless with your health when you were young. :x

A little boy deserves better! :geek:

chadwick

just this passed summer my brother accidently ripped his nipple in half when he slammed his backyard gate and didn't realize the gate somehow got tangled up in his nipple ring.

yowie holy smokes, folks, did that ever hurt.
what is worse is that he was completely drunk as a skunk and a stupid shit
he grabbed a sewing needle, a lighter and some string. he sewed his nipple back together with a few stitches.
he wasn't foolin anyone that was present
it hurt and he knew it
yet still went through with it

stupid shit

the wolf

I also busted my lip climbing on a metal hand railing at a church when i was 5 or 6 that required a few or five stitches.

Nothing like walking around with big ass nasty stitches on your lip.